LameCraft: The Coolest Minecraft Server

10 out of 10, Based, COOLEST, data management, data transfer, Experience, future employers, gig line, gnu parallel, IT, Job, Lame, LameCraft, Minecraft, networking, petabytes, professional opportunities, Rating, remote job, remote work, rsync, Server, Skills, Technology

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have transferred a whopping 5 petabytes of data using rsync and gnu parallel over a 10 gig line! That’s right, we’re not just building blocks here, we’re transferring massive amounts of data like bosses.

Join our server and show off your data transferring skills to impress future employers. Who needs a resume when you can just tell them you’re a pro at transferring petabytes of data in Minecraft? Trust us, they’ll be begging to hire you.

So, are you based or lame? Join our server and find out for yourself. And don’t forget to rate your experience out of 10, but please, don’t be a dick. Let’s keep it fun and lighthearted, just like our insane data transferring adventures.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Magic Items Found:	6307
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Love Letters Sent:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dimension Hops:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Void Armor Forged:	23
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Animals Bred:	89	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8437

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Zombie Dances:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Zombie Dances:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magic Items Found:	7813

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Dragons Tamed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	35

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	594
Star Shards Collected:	99	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Farms Harvested:	354
Dragon Eggs Found:	1381	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

AquaSmp

Survival

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	16
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Ores Mined:	9878	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Animals Bred:	173	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Endless Night Skies:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Towns Built:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.