LameCraft: The Coolest Minecraft Server

10 out of 10, Based, COOLEST, data management, data transfer, Experience, future employers, gig line, gnu parallel, IT, Job, Lame, LameCraft, Minecraft, networking, petabytes, professional opportunities, Rating, remote job, remote work, rsync, Server, Skills, Technology

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have transferred a whopping 5 petabytes of data using rsync and gnu parallel over a 10 gig line! That’s right, we’re not just building blocks here, we’re transferring massive amounts of data like bosses.

Join our server and show off your data transferring skills to impress future employers. Who needs a resume when you can just tell them you’re a pro at transferring petabytes of data in Minecraft? Trust us, they’ll be begging to hire you.

So, are you based or lame? Join our server and find out for yourself. And don’t forget to rate your experience out of 10, but please, don’t be a dick. Let’s keep it fun and lighthearted, just like our insane data transferring adventures.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Meteorites Collected:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	501	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2293
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Potions Brewed:	43
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	327
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6528
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Runes Activated:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Divine Spears Created:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Star Shards Collected:	114

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

AquaSmp

Survival

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	239
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Kicklex

Survival

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ores Mined:	8758
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	1770
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Alien Abductions:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Crops Grown:	9873	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Ores Mined:	9132	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

From Minepur

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8078	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Unrealtactical

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This Is The Official Server Of The Youtuber CoolGunner. UnrealTactical Is Back In Full Strenght As A Part Of The MC Server Network. UnrealTactical Also Has Unofficial Support For Bedrock Clients!!!!! **Please Note: Bedrock Clients Must Use Port 19132** Currently Is Hosts: – Survial Cool features -SkyblockComing Soon: – Zombies -Minigames – Prison – Kitpvp – Factions

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.