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Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 3508 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Crops Grown: | 7709 | Love Letters Sent: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 1021 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
We’ve got Steve, the block-headed hero who once defeated a creeper by telling it a knock-knock joke. And don’t forget about Herobrine’s long-lost cousin, Larrybrine, who can summon a herd of dancing pigs with just a flick of his pickaxe.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered subjects and grants wishes to anyone who can defeat him in a chicken dance-off. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.
So why wait? Join our server today for a wild, hilarious adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows what kind of crazy characters and antics you’ll encounter next!