Lame & Gay & Boring Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, lame, and gay Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We have secret dungeons filled with diamond-encrusted chickens and a PvP arena where players battle it out on unicorns.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. Join us now and see if you can top his masterpiece with a giant statue of Steve made entirely out of cake.

So why settle for boring when you can join the most outrageous Minecraft server in existence? Come on in and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
New Chunks Explored:	227628	Magic Items Found:	1149
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Towns Built:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Animals Bred:	33
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Magic Items Found:	4491
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Mines Excavated:	3650	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Runes Activated:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Mines Excavated:	2114

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.