Laid by Dad Jokes | New Minecraft Servers 2024

NudeCrafters

Artistic, authentic, body positivity, bold, Confidence, Daring, empowerment, exhibitionism, freedom, Impressive.., Liberation, naked, NudeCrafters, Performance, Provocative, Raw, Sensual, taboo, Unconventional, unconventional beauty, Vulnerability

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is filled with naked players running around, building epic structures with nothing but their pixelated bodies. From towering castles to intricate redstone contraptions, our players have truly mastered the art of Minecraft… in the nude.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have learned how to speak English and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with the chickens or fight against them? The choice is yours.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who have a taste for naked flesh.

So come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing more impressive than our builds is our lack of clothing. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

RupeeRaiders Minecraft Server

central bank intervention, currency depreciation, CURRENCY MARKET, dips, dollar bids, economic analysis, economic indicators, economic news, emerging market, exchange rate, exchange rate volatility, financial institutions, financial markets, foreign banks, forex trading, global economy, Indian rupee, lifetime low, market trends, Minecraft, monetary policy, RupeeRaiders, Server

come join our epic minecraft server where the indian rupee is so low it’s practically underground! foreign banks be throwin’ dollar bids left and right, makin’ the economy go cray cray! but don’t worry, in our server, you can trade diamonds for rupees and become the richest player in all the land! who needs real money when you can be ballin’ in minecraft, amirite? so come on down and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it…unless you lose all your diamonds to a sneaky creeper, then you might regret it a little bit. but hey, that’s just part of the adventure!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CricketCraft: Trans Activist Edition

activism, Activist, Anti-trans conference, civil disobedience, CricketCraft, direct action, DiSRuPtiON, Diversity, Edition, equality, Gender Identity, HUMAN RIGHTS, Inclusivity, Insect protest, LGBTQ, Live crickets, London, nonviolent resistance, political statement, protest, social justice, Trans, Trans activists, transgender rights

so, like, this server is, like, totally off the hook, man. we got trans activists who, like, release thousands of live crickets to, like, disrupt anti-trans conferences in london. it’s, like, so crazy, you gotta join to see it for yourself.

imagine logging on and seeing a swarm of crickets taking over the server, causing chaos and confusion everywhere. it’s, like, a wild party that you don’t wanna miss out on.

plus, the community here is, like, super supportive and inclusive. we don’t tolerate any hate or discrimination, so you can feel safe and welcomed no matter who you are.

come join us and be a part of the craziest, most fun minecraft server out there. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Hate Speech Detector: MTL Madness

algorithm, Artificial Intelligence, automatic detection, data analysis, detector, digital communication, hate, Hate Speech, Hate speech detection, machine learning, madness, mtl, MTL model, Multi-task Learning, New method, online behavior, online hate, online safety, political figures, researchers, right leaning, social media, social-networking, Speech, Technology

come join our epic minecraft server where we have unicorns riding pigs and flying llamas shooting rainbow lasers! our server is so lit that even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox!

we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and a portal to a dimension where you can ride dragons and battle evil wizards! but beware, the evil wizard’s spells might turn you into a chicken for a day!

our community is filled with friendly players who love to build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks and have epic dance parties in the town square!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures in minecraft history!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Potions Brewed:	111
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Astral Projections Made:	0	Villages Defended:	20

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Rede-SolGleems

Discord, Fun, Help, Management, Network, new versions, oriental, OWNER, Prison, PvP, questions, Raiding, Ranking, Server, TEAM, Vacancies

RedeSolGleems is an innovative ranking server in new versions! With our oriental ranking, we guarantee that you will have a lot of fun on our network! If you have any questions, we are happy to help you. The Server was founded by our owner StateCanaNoe and is managed by Rafael_Auler and Olivera.

We have vacancies on the team so join us on discord and have lots of fun

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Block Party Minecraft Server

African Americans, African diaspora, Bigotry, Black community, BLOCK, civil rights movement, derogatory language, discrimination, Hate Speech, Minecraft, offensive language, Party, prejudice, racial hatred, racial inequality, Racial segregation, racial slur, racial stereotypes, racial tension, racism, Server, social injustice, White Supremacy, Xenophobia

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict “No NIGGERS allowed” policy… just kidding! We don’t discriminate here, unless you’re a creeper trying to blow up our builds.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that is as tight-knit as a pair of enchanted diamond leggings.

Rumor has it that our server is actually built on the ruins of an ancient civilization where the villagers were actually master builders who could create entire cities with just a flick of their pickaxe.

But beware, there are whispers of a legendary Ender Dragon who roams the server, challenging players to epic battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, blocky world. And remember, the only thing we discriminate against here is bad building skills.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Is vr worth it just for productivity tasks? Minecraft SMP

Benefits, collaboration, creativity, Digital, efficiency, Experience, future of work, Immersive, innovation, Minecraft, productivity, remote work, smp, Tasks, Technology, Time management, virtual environment, virtual meetings, virtual reality, vr, work, workspace, WORTH..

Are you tired of boring old productivity tasks in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of productivity… in a virtual world! Need to write a report? Just build a giant tower out of blocks instead! Need to organize your schedule? Just create a redstone contraption to do it for you! The possibilities are endless in our wacky and wild server. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a productivity coach in disguise, ready to help you conquer your to-do list once and for all. So why wait? Join now and start getting stuff done… in the most ridiculous way possible!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	107	Animals Bred:	57
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

RegretCraft SMP: OofMomentz

biggest regret, embracing change, forgiveness, healing from regrets, hindsight, learning from mistakes, lessons learned, letting go of the past, living with regret, looking back, missed opportunities, moving forward, OofMomentz, overcoming regrets, past mistakes, personal growth, reflecting on the past, RegretCraft, regrets, self reflection, self-forgiveness, smp, wishing I had done things differently

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to regret anything again! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. We have diamond blocks growing on trees, creepers that give you hugs instead of exploding, and villagers that will trade you enchanted golden apples for dirt. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the craziest Minecraft community ever!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Enchantments Applied:	196
Villages Defended:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Crafty Catchphrase

catchphrase, Cliche, common saying, commonly spoken words, Crafty, familiar expression, frequently used phrase, frequently uttered words, frequently voiced phrase, go-to saying, habitual catchphrase, habitual expression, Mantra, oft-repeated words, overuse, phrase, recurring saying, Repetitive, signature phrase, verbal tic, well-worn phrase

Are you tired of being a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate noob-friendly paradise! We have diamond armor raining from the sky, creepers that give you hugs instead of exploding, and a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited cake (seriously, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with cake). Join us and become the reigning champion of all things blocky and pixelated!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	New Chunks Explored:	496378
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Pixel Taliban: No Living Pics

Afghan Taliban, Afghanistan, Bans, Censorship, cultural restrictions, extremist ideology, fundamentalism, iconoclasm, Images, Islamic law, Living, living things, media control, photography, Pics, PIXEL, Prohibition, radical group, religious beliefs, religious extremism, strict interpretation, Taliban, visual representation

Yo yo yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, the Afghan Taliban decided to ban all images of living things. Can you believe that? But fear not, on our server, you can build whatever the heck you want, whether it’s a giant statue of a dancing llama or a pixelated portrait of your pet rock. Join us now and let your creativity run wild! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Crafty Community Coop

#sustainability, animal welfare, animal well-being, Animals, communities, Community, community health, community well-being, coop, Crafty, diets, ethical eating, farm workers rights, food chain sustainability, food industry ethics, food value chains, social responsibility, Sustainable Agriculture, sustainable diets, sustainable food production, well-being, worker well-being, workers

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we make sure the well-being of communities, workers, and animals in food value chains is LIT AF. we got cows that do yoga, villagers that throw raves, and creepers that give out free hugs. join us for a wild ride and help us create a sustainable world where even the chickens are living their best lives. let’s get this bread, literally.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

What is the IP for Vegas Matt Minecraft Server?

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Vegas Matt is a talented entertainer and entrepreneur based in Las Vegas. With a background in performing arts and event production, he has built a reputation for delivering high-energy and engaging performances. Vegas Matt is known for his charismatic stage presence and ability to connect with audiences of all sizes. In addition to his work as a performer, he is also a successful business owner, offering a range of entertainment services for events and venues throughout the Las Vegas area. Vegas Matt is passionate about bringing joy and excitement to his audiences and is dedicated to providing top-notch entertainment experiences.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Royal Island SkyBlock

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Royal Island SkyBlock, a custom-developed, non-overpowered Skyblock server that builds on the classic vanilla Skyblock experience. Our goal is to capture and expand upon the magic of the original, ensuring every feature stays true to that spirit. Royal Island SkyBlock provides a challenging and engaging grind-based Skyblock adventure available on both Java and Bedrock editions. Join our fantastic, family-friendly community where players of all ages can enjoy our server, supported by our dedicated staff team that ensures a safe and enjoyable environment. Where everything is earnable FOR FREE Including All RANKS

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	20

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SkyShard

adventurers, Bosses, challenging quests, Custom Biomes, Economy, empire-building, epic events, friendly community, mobs, OneBlock, OneBlock Adventure, Player Shops, PvE, pve events, PvP, PVP Events, Skyblock, SkyShard, skyshard legend, solo play, team play, valuable rewards, Vibrant Community

Welcome to Skyshard: The Ultimate OneBlock Adventure!

Start your journey on a single block floating high in the sky and build your way to greatness! Skyshard offers a unique and thrilling OneBlock experience where every block you break brings new challenges and opportunities. Create your island, conquer dungeons, and unlock custom rewards on your path to becoming a Skyshard legend!

Features:

Progressive OneBlock: Break blocks to unlock new stages, including custom biomes, mobs, and bosses! Challenging Quests: Complete unique challenges and quests to earn valuable rewards. Economy & Player Shops: Trade with other players, build your own shops, and dominate the market! Epic Events: Join regular PvP and PvE events to test your skills and win awesome prizes. Friendly Community: Play solo or team up with a vibrant, welcoming community of adventurers. Are you ready to turn a single block into your empire? The skies await you in Skyshard—start your adventure today!

IP: play.skyshard.xyz Website: skyshard-shop.tebex.io

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Magic Items Found:	2090
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Buildings Constructed:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Bri’ishpipo Be Like Minecraft Server

Briishpipo, British accents, British attitude, British behavior, British characteristics, british culture, British expressions, british humor, British identity, British mannerisms, British memes, british people, British phrases, British reactions, British sayings, british slang, British social norms, British stereotypes, lmao, Minecraft, Server, U wot m8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! We’ve got Bri’ishpipo running around like “U wot m8?!” and causing chaos everywhere they go. You never know what hilarious shenanigans they’ll get up to next!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From epic battles with giant chickens to building insane roller coasters that defy all laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment here. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Secret Passages Found:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5