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Alien Animal Autopsy Land

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Yo, ever wondered what it would be like to explore alien planets and dissect weird alien animals? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can hunt down intergalactic creatures and see what makes them tick. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new species that poops diamonds or shoots lasers out of its eyes! So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the sky’s the limit…literally!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Blocky Weight Loss Haven

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LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?! WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT ANTI-OBESITY DRUGS IN DA GAME! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! TAKE SOME GLP-1 AND U CAN JUMP HIGHER, RUN FASTER, AND EVEN FLY LIKE A FREAKIN’ SUPERHERO! PLUS, IT LINKED TO A 33% LOWER RISK OF SUICIDAL THOUGHTS! SO U CAN PLAY MINECRAFT AND BE HAPPY AT DA SAME TIME! JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE DA WACKIEST ADVENTURES EVER! 🤪🎮🚀 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

/BlockBros – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing skeletons appear, challenging you to a dance-off for rare loot! Or how about encountering a secret underground village filled with talking cows who offer you enchanted armor in exchange for your best dance moves?

But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updating with new content, like a rainbow-themed dimension where you can ride on unicorns and battle evil leprechauns for pots of gold. And don’t forget about our exclusive character banners featuring Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – each with their own unique abilities and backstories!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows what wacky adventures await you next?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

United States of Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we rate flags of US states and territories because why not?! Join us and witness the epic battles between the Ohio flag and the Texas flag as they duke it out for the top spot. But watch out for Puerto Rico and Utah, they may seem innocent but they pack a punch when it comes to flag ratings. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s see which flag reigns supreme in our crazy world of Minecraft flag ratings!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Crops Grown:	9223	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

BananaBlock Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of wasted bananas! Join us for a banana-free experience filled with endless snack options and no guilt over uneaten fruit.

Our server offers a variety of activities, from building epic structures to battling mobs in the depths of the mines. And don’t worry, there are no bananas in sight to go to waste!

Join us and be part of a community that values snack options and understands the importance of not letting food go bad. Who needs bananas when you have a whole world of Minecraft adventures waiting for you? Join now and say goodbye to banana guilt forever!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Love Letters Sent:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Mom’s Ashes: Stepdad Showdown

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of cease and desist orders, lawsuits, and buried remains!

Experience the thrill of fighting for your loved one’s final wishes against a family who’s more secretive than a hidden treasure chest in Minecraft. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who puts someone in an early grave? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free urn with a mysterious backstory, just like the one in this crazy family saga. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Emeralds Found:	3504
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	289
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

FearFactorSMP

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Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, creepers have been trained to only explode in designated areas! Join us for a chance to witness the most disciplined creepers in the Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the chickens or try to stop their poultry revolution?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that can only be found by solving a series of riddles left behind by a mysterious player known only as “The Prankster.” Will you be the one to uncover the treasure and claim your riches?

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky chickens…they may look innocent, but they’re always up to something cluckin’ crazy!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7605	Mines Excavated:	2300
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MineCraftyDisasters

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Have you ever had a day so bad that you wished you could just respawn and start over? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground society of talking llamas. Trust us, the worst day of your life will pale in comparison to the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	65	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Villages Defended:	18	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CloudyCraft: Shape, Rain, Shade, Fun!

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Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever, then you gotta come to our server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’ about why you should join:

First off, we got clouds that are straight up shapeshifters! They’ll be changing shapes like nobody’s business, keeping you on your toes and making your world feel alive!

But wait, there’s more! These clouds ain’t just for show, oh no. They’re also rainmakers for all you farmers out there. Need some water for your crops? Just look up and watch those clouds do their thang!

And if that ain’t enough to convince you, just think about all the cool backdrops you can get for your screenshots! Those clouds will make your builds look even more epic than they already are.

Oh, and did I mention they provide shade for when it’s super hot outside? Yeah, clouds are like nature’s own air conditioner, keeping you cool while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the magic of clouds in Minecraft like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

BlockyPolitics: Outrage Edition

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so like, this server is like the ultimate battleground for all you social media warriors out there! if you love gettin’ all riled up over different opinions, this is the place for you! we got crazy builds that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

join us and let the outrage flow through you as you face off against other players with completely opposite viewpoints. who knows, maybe you’ll even make some frenemies along the way.

come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the confrontation effect take over! it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust us.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Love Letters Sent:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

❤️ FORCEMINE ✨ /FREE /ADMINKA EVENTS ✅ Minecraft WIP server

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FORCEMINE is one of the largest 1.12.2 GRIF servers. We have regular events, a lot of freebies, a well-thought-out economy and much more!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Cock Music Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is run by Aut, the eternal avatar of the divine metaphysical cock music! That’s right, Aut-Is-Him and he’s here to bring some serious chaos and fun to your Minecraft experience.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by flying pigs, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored sheep. But that’s not all – we’ve got diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball, enchanted swords that shoot out fireworks, and a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat.

If you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Aut himself, then come join us and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans Aut will get up to next? But one thing’s for sure, you won’t want to miss out on all the madness and mayhem that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the absurdity begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Farms Harvested:	406	Buildings Constructed:	24
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Zombie Dances:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SisSaver Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of balancing work, family, and responsibilities just like the OP in this post! Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and creativity.

Reasons to join our server: 1. Need a break from being the responsible older sibling? Come build and explore with us! 2. Tired of family drama and conflicting schedules? Our server is a drama-free zone where you can relax and have fun. 3. Want to escape the pressures of being the main contributor in your household? Let us take you on a virtual journey where you can be whoever you want to be.

Join us now and let’s build a world where responsibilities are a thing of the past and fun is the only priority!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

HouseMortgageDrama

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoasters in our virtual theme park.

Imagine this: you move into a virtual house with your Minecraft fiance, only to find out it was previously owned by his ex! But wait, there’s more – she’s still reaping the benefits while you’re stuck paying the mortgage. Talk about a creeper explosion!

But fear not, because on our server, you can build your dream home without any ex-related mortgage drama. Join us and claim your virtual kingdom, where you make the rules and the only pre-foreclosure notices you’ll receive are from pesky zombies trying to invade your pixelated paradise.

So why wait? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just remember, in this world, the only limit is your imagination – and maybe the occasional exploding creeper.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4429
Dragons Tamed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8105	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Towns Built:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

NostalgiaCraft SMP

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Remember the good old days of playing Minecraft with your friends, building epic structures and battling mobs together? Well, get ready to relive those memories on our totally legit and not-at-all chaotic Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with wacky adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental creeper explosion.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we have the most epic community of players who are always up for a good time. Need someone to help you defeat the Ender Dragon? We got you covered. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? We can make that happen. Plus, our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself is a regular player (he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the bowels of our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Only the bravest and most daring players dare to seek out this legendary loot, but if you’re up for the challenge, then come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of fun, laughter, and maybe just a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Love Letters Sent:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	694