Laid by Dad Jokes | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BlockyBedBuddies

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of craziness!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to become someone’s first sexual partner… in Minecraft! That’s right, we have a whole new level of roleplaying where you can explore the depths of relationships in a blocky world. Will you be a gentle lover or a passionate one? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and clucks orders to his loyal subjects. Join his kingdom and you’ll be treated to endless chicken feasts and epic battles against rival factions.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures in Minecraft! Who knows what kind of wild and wacky stories you’ll create along the way.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CraftyPolishTrades

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lol imagine a minecraft server where poland is like, “hey russia, hold my pierogi” and overtakes them in exports lmao. if you wanna be part of this epic showdown, join our server where you can trade virtual goods like a boss. who knows, maybe you’ll become the next poland of minecraft and dominate the virtual economy. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and enchanted gear, so come join us and be part of the craziest trade war in minecraft history. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	28
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Smell-O-Vision Speedrun

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join our epic minecraft server cuz we got smells that will blow ur mind, like seriously dude. our players can discriminate smells faster than u can say “diamonds are forever, baby!” it’s like a superpower, but with noses. come join the fun and see if u have what it takes to sniff out the competition. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SYSarchy

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Welcome to SYSarchy SMP! This is a faction based server but to be in this server you don’t have to choose one side! You can be neutral or be loyal to a faction or even create your own! As this is a WIP server there are problems! Be patient! It is preferred that a faction grows the world’s economy. Starting wars is frowned upon, unless you have good reason. Alliances are strongly recommended. There will be more rules, add-ins, twists, and more coming soon!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
New Chunks Explored:	323078	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Magic Items Found:	8072	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Veil SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla, PVP, Teams, Bliss, and LifeSteal collide for chaos and hilarity!

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Welcome to Veil SMP!

Get ready for an epic adventure on Veil SMP! Launching this Friday, our server offers a Bliss SMP x Lifesteal experience with exciting seasonal updates. Dive into a friendly and close-knit community where every player’s journey matters. Enjoy a balanced, dynamic economy through our player-driven marketplace—no pay-to-win, just pure fun! Level up your gameplay with engaging quests and explore unique custom tools and enchantments.

Server Details:

Version	1.21.1, Java Edition Only
Server IP	veilsmp.us.to
Discord	https://discord.gg/4RDFD7trjE

What Makes Us Stand Out?

📘 Organized Discord Channels: Explore all features and connect with others before launch.
🔧 Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
⚠️ Fair Rules: Ensuring a smooth and fun experience for everyone.
👥 Active & Supportive Staff: Always ready to help when you need it.
🎁 No Pay-to-Win: Earn everything through gameplay alone.
💰 Thriving Economy: Buy and sell items through player-run shops and auctions.
🌈 Inclusive Community: Everyone is welcome with open arms.
🚨 No Land Claiming: This means a true survival experience! You’ll need to strategize and build alliances to protect your base. Ready for the challenge?

Launches This Friday—Join the Discord now to stay updated and be among the first to hop on when it opens. See you there!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server if I don’t have the Java Edition?	Unfortunately, our server is only compatible with the Java Edition of Minecraft.
Are there any age restrictions to join?	We welcome players of all ages as long as they follow our server rules and guidelines.
Is there a whitelist for the server?	No, our server is open to all players who abide by our rules and create a positive gaming environment.
How can I get involved in the community events?	Join our Discord server and stay tuned for announcements about upcoming events and activities.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Age 28 Minecraft Server

“Youth, 28 year old appearance, 28 year olds, Adulthood, age, aging, aging effects, aging process, aging signs, aging signs at 28, Appearance, appearance at 28, body changes, characteristics, facial features, looking 28, Maturity, Minecraft, physical appearance, physical features, Server, signs of aging, youthfulness

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone acts like a mature adult? Well, look no further because our server is filled with 28-year-olds who still act like they’re 12! Join us for a wild ride of immature jokes, ridiculous pranks, and constant chaos. Who needs responsibility when you can spend your days building giant phallic structures and trolling your fellow players? So come on, join us and see for yourself how 28-year-olds really act in Minecraft!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

The Secret Diamond Society Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, anonymous message, Code, Cryptic, Curious, Diamond, Enigma, Enigmatic, hidden, Intriguing, Message, message in a bottle, Minecraft, mysterious note, Mystery, number 925936470, puzzling, Riddle, secret, smp, society, unidentified, unknown, wow

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens riding pigs. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think). Then, you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why are they so fancy? Who knows, but they sure do make for great conversation partners.

But wait, there’s more! Join our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to build the most ridiculous structures imaginable. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, nothing is off limits. And the winner gets a prize that may or may not be a stack of dirt blocks (hey, we never said it was a good prize).

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored again.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	393	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

DiscoDisabled Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the screeching and groaning of real life and dive into a world of blocky bliss! Join us for a dining experience that’s better than Olive Garden (not that it takes much) and enjoy the luxury of moving to a different room if you encounter any unexpected noises.

Just like the mentally disabled adult at the restaurant, our server will accommodate your needs and make sure you have a pleasant gaming experience. And if you ever feel like you need to switch tables (or biomes), we’ve got you covered!

So come on down to our server and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a family of creepers who will screech and groan their way into your heart. Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide to move to a different part of the map – after all, it’s all about having fun and enjoying the game!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

UndieCraft: Sibling Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage players to express themselves through their in-game fashion choices! Join us and strut your stuff in your digital boxers or underwear, just like the epic showdown between the sibling duo in our server’s lore. Will you be the one to claim victory in the battle of the bulge? Join now and find out!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

FavFactzMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists and turns.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We’ve got you covered. How about building a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? We’re all about that here. And don’t even get me started on the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs – chaos ensued, but it was totally worth it.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into – the possibilities are endless!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Buildings Constructed:	39	Emeralds Found:	4800
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CraftyCreeperCringe

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond armor-wearing llama who will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the land of unlimited diamonds and cake.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. like, you gotta join because it’s, like, the only place where you can, like, survive a nerve agent attack and, like, be caught up in illegal and outrageous plots, man. like, there’s spies and stuff, and it’s, like, so intense, bro. join now if you wanna, like, live on the edge and be a total bad-ass in the world of Minecraft. it’s, like, a whole new level of crazy, man. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Ores Mined:	5903
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CraftyCanuck: Diplomatic Disasters

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So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? it’s like, the place to be if you wanna have a good time in Minecraft, bro. We got diplomats from India getting all tangled up in some crazy probe in Canada, like what even is that? But hey, if you wanna join a server where even the diplomats are getting in on the action, then this is the place for you. Come on over and see what all the fuss is about, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become a “person of interest” too. It’s like a real-life spy movie, but in Minecraft. Join now for the wildest ride of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Java Jolt Kids Craft

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so like, u ever wonder if drinking coffee while preggers makes ur kid go all cray cray? well, this server is like the ultimate experiment, we got preggo moms chuggin’ coffee left and right while playin’ Minecraft and their kids turn out just fine! join us for some wild adventures and see if ur future offspring will be the next Minecraft prodigy or just a caffeine-fueled maniac. come on, what could possibly go wrong? 😉🤪🤣

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Gods Slained:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PeyyMC

Cross-Play, Survival, Survival Community Discord Building Mini games Roleplay Creative PvP Economy Redstone Farming Exploration Vanilla Skyblock Modded Quests Towny Prison Pixelmon Bedwars, Vanilla

A community survival Minecraft server. Come and build with us and be sure to join the discord!

We’ve also got some mini games in the works, so stay tuned!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Void Armor Forged:	22

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Gryphons Tamed:	4