Laid by Dad Jokes | New Minecraft Servers 2024

SirenCraftIsrael

ALERT, central Israel, civilians, Conflict, Defense, emergency, fear, gaza, Hamas, Israel, major cities, MIDDLE EAST, Protection, rocket attack, Safety, SECURITY, SirenCraftIsrael, sirens, Terrorism, violence, War

Yo, imagine being in the middle of building your epic Minecraft castle and suddenly you hear SIRENS BLARING! That’s right, on this server, we keep things LIT by simulating real-life chaos like rocket attacks in Central Israel. Join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness while still crafting your dream world. It’s a blast, literally! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the thrill of building under fire!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Whale Woes: Contaminated Critters

accumulation, contaminated, contamination, critters, diet, eastern canada, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental regulations, killer whales, legacy contaminants, marine biodiversity, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine mammals, marine pollution, Pollution, regulations, reproductive failure, toxic chemicals, Whale, Whales, wildlife conservation, woes

come join our epic minecraft server where the whales are off the charts! we got killer whales carrying double the levels of contamination that can make them go cray cray in the bedroom. but don’t worry, other species are just chillin with their varied contamination levels, thanks to their bomb diets. it’s like a reality show up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. so come on over and see if you can survive the whale contamination madness!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Enchantments Applied:	169	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Secret Passages Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Raven Craft

Anarchy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Raven Craft, a thrilling Minecraft server where you can form powerful clans, team up with your friends, and dominate your enemies! Engage in epic battles, strategize with your clan, and rise to the top in a world filled with exciting challenges. Whether you’re building your fortress or engaging in large-scale PvP, Raven Craft has something for every adventurer. Will your clan reign supreme?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Emeralds Found:	2796	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Chattanet

#exciting, Adventure, BUILD, Chattanet, Community, competitive, Dungeons, Friends, Fun, ISLAND, Leaderboards, Maps, Minecraft, Mini Games, Minigames, pillars of fortune, Skyblock, team-up, TNT Lobbers, TNT Tag, Ultimate

Welcome to Chattanet, the ultimate Minecraft server! Pillars of Fortune: Climb to the top in this exciting game mode with challenging maps, competitive leaderboards, and tons of fun! Skyblock: Build your own island in the sky, explore dungeons, and team up with friends. Compete to be the best and enjoy endless adventures. Minigames: Take a break with fast and fun minigames like TNT Tag, TNT Lobbers, and more! Join Chattanet today for great gameplay and an awesome community!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	375	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Mom’s Minecraft Server: Watch or Play?

adult content, Boundaries, controversial, Curiosity, ethical dilemma, family, FANTASY, fetish, Forbidden, Minecraft, moms, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, Play, Psychological, relationships, role playing, Server, sexual curiosity, societal norms, taboo, taboo fantasy, UNCOMFORTABLE, voyeurism, watch

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring, vanilla servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join us on our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. We promise you’ll never be bored, whether you’re exploring our custom-built worlds or battling it out in epic PvP battles.

And hey, if you’re into some truly insane shenanigans, we’ve got you covered. Rumor has it that on our server, you might just stumble upon a secret dungeon where you can watch your mom get into some, uh, interesting situations with strangers or even people you know.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach – things can get pretty wild around here!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Macross Plus OST Minecraft SMP

#youtube, 1990s, 90s music, animation, Anime, classic, electronic, Enjoy, Favorite, favorite OST, futuristic, japanese, long tail tags, macross, macross plus, Minecraft, Music, nostalgic, ost, smp, Soundtrack, Soundtracks

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is pure distilled ’90s nostalgia! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re transported back to the days of slap bracelets, Tamagotchis, and dial-up internet.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as obsessed with the ’90s as you are. We have themed build competitions like “Best Saved By The Bell Recreation” and “Most Radical Neon Pixel Art”.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only allows players who can recite all the lyrics to the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s party like it’s 1999!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

TVShowBondingCraft

Boundaries, Communication, compromise, emotional connection, Empathy, Entertainment, family time, gilmore girls, hobbies, interests, mother daughter bonding, mother-daughter relationship, movie night, Personal preferences, quality time, relationships, Respect, spending time together, tv show, TVShowBondingCraft, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Looking for a place to escape from the drama of entitled mothers and daughters yelling at each other? Look no further! Join us for some epic mother/daughter bonding time without all the screaming matches.

Our server is filled with quirky side characters and charming landscapes for you to explore. Who needs Gilmore Girls when you can have a Minecraft adventure with your loved ones?

Don’t waste your time watching TV, join our server and create your own story with endless possibilities. Plus, we promise no Taylor Swift concerts required (unless you’re into that sort of thing).

So come on over and join us for a truly unique and unforgettable gaming experience. Who needs TV when you have Minecraft? Let’s build some memories together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Runes Activated:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

VacayWeirdo in Minecraft SMP

Bizarre adventures, bizarre travel anecdotes, eccentric vacation behavior, Minecraft, odd holiday adventures, odd travel moments, offbeat travel tales, outlandish holiday stories, outlandish vacation experiences, peculiar holiday activities, peculiar vacation memories, quirky escapades, quirky holiday traditions, smp, strange experiences, strange vacation rituals, unconventional tourism, unique travel experiences, unusual activities, unusual travel habits, VacayWeirdo, weird vacation, weird vacation stories

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience vacations like never before! We have a secret underground vacation resort where you can ride pigs down waterslides and play volleyball with creepers. Trust us, you’ve never had a vacation quite like this before. So pack your bags (or just bring your virtual ones) and join us for a vacation you’ll never forget!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Love Letters Sent:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

BlockyBedBuddies

BlockyBedBuddies, Boundaries, Communication, Connection, consent, emotions, Experience, Exploration, first sexual partner, growth, Honesty, Intimacy, learning, Memories, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Support, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of craziness!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to become someone’s first sexual partner… in Minecraft! That’s right, we have a whole new level of roleplaying where you can explore the depths of relationships in a blocky world. Will you be a gentle lover or a passionate one? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and clucks orders to his loyal subjects. Join his kingdom and you’ll be treated to endless chicken feasts and epic battles against rival factions.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures in Minecraft! Who knows what kind of wild and wacky stories you’ll create along the way.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CraftyPolishTrades

Competition, CraftyPolishTrades, eastern europe, economic development, economic ranking, Economic shift, Economy, emerging markets, european union, export value, Exports, global trade, growth, international trade, market, market share, Poland, russia, Trade, trade statistics, Value

lol imagine a minecraft server where poland is like, “hey russia, hold my pierogi” and overtakes them in exports lmao. if you wanna be part of this epic showdown, join our server where you can trade virtual goods like a boss. who knows, maybe you’ll become the next poland of minecraft and dominate the virtual economy. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and enchanted gear, so come join us and be part of the craziest trade war in minecraft history. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	290	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	38
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Smell-O-Vision Speedrun

cognitive abilities, DISCRIMINATE, Faster, human biology, Human sense of smell, intervals, neuroscience, olfaction, olfactory system, order of smells, participants, Perception, previously thought, research, scientific study, sensory perception, sensory processing, shorter, smell sensitivity, SmellOVision, Speedrun, study

join our epic minecraft server cuz we got smells that will blow ur mind, like seriously dude. our players can discriminate smells faster than u can say “diamonds are forever, baby!” it’s like a superpower, but with noses. come join the fun and see if u have what it takes to sniff out the competition. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Villages Defended:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

SYSarchy

alliances, Economy, Faction, faction grow, faction-based, Factions, frowned upon, good reason, Loyal, Minecraft, neutral, Problems, PvE, PvP, rules, Server, smp, starting wars, SYSarchy, twists, Wars, WIP, world economy

Welcome to SYSarchy SMP! This is a faction based server but to be in this server you don’t have to choose one side! You can be neutral or be loyal to a faction or even create your own! As this is a WIP server there are problems! Be patient! It is preferred that a faction grows the world’s economy. Starting wars is frowned upon, unless you have good reason. Alliances are strongly recommended. There will be more rules, add-ins, twists, and more coming soon!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Veil SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla, PVP, Teams, Bliss, and LifeSteal collide for chaos and hilarity!

Active & Supportive Staff, Bliss, Chaos, collide, Discord, Fair Rules, Hilarity, Inclusive Community, Java Edition Only, Launches This Friday, LifeSteal, no land claiming, no pay to win, Organized Discord Channels, PvP, Quality of Life Commands, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, server ip, smp, Teams, Thriving Economy, Veil, Veil SMP, Version

Welcome to Veil SMP!

Get ready for an epic adventure on Veil SMP! Launching this Friday, our server offers a Bliss SMP x Lifesteal experience with exciting seasonal updates. Dive into a friendly and close-knit community where every player’s journey matters. Enjoy a balanced, dynamic economy through our player-driven marketplace—no pay-to-win, just pure fun! Level up your gameplay with engaging quests and explore unique custom tools and enchantments.

Server Details:

Version	1.21.1, Java Edition Only
Server IP	veilsmp.us.to
Discord	https://discord.gg/4RDFD7trjE

What Makes Us Stand Out?

📘 Organized Discord Channels: Explore all features and connect with others before launch.
🔧 Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
⚠️ Fair Rules: Ensuring a smooth and fun experience for everyone.
👥 Active & Supportive Staff: Always ready to help when you need it.
🎁 No Pay-to-Win: Earn everything through gameplay alone.
💰 Thriving Economy: Buy and sell items through player-run shops and auctions.
🌈 Inclusive Community: Everyone is welcome with open arms.
🚨 No Land Claiming: This means a true survival experience! You’ll need to strategize and build alliances to protect your base. Ready for the challenge?

Launches This Friday—Join the Discord now to stay updated and be among the first to hop on when it opens. See you there!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server if I don’t have the Java Edition?	Unfortunately, our server is only compatible with the Java Edition of Minecraft.
Are there any age restrictions to join?	We welcome players of all ages as long as they follow our server rules and guidelines.
Is there a whitelist for the server?	No, our server is open to all players who abide by our rules and create a positive gaming environment.
How can I get involved in the community events?	Join our Discord server and stay tuned for announcements about upcoming events and activities.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	492	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Void Gems Collected:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Void Armor Forged:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Age 28 Minecraft Server

“Youth, 28 year old appearance, 28 year olds, Adulthood, age, aging, aging effects, aging process, aging signs, aging signs at 28, Appearance, appearance at 28, body changes, characteristics, facial features, looking 28, Maturity, Minecraft, physical appearance, physical features, Server, signs of aging, youthfulness

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone acts like a mature adult? Well, look no further because our server is filled with 28-year-olds who still act like they’re 12! Join us for a wild ride of immature jokes, ridiculous pranks, and constant chaos. Who needs responsibility when you can spend your days building giant phallic structures and trolling your fellow players? So come on, join us and see for yourself how 28-year-olds really act in Minecraft!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

The Secret Diamond Society Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, anonymous message, Code, Cryptic, Curious, Diamond, Enigma, Enigmatic, hidden, Intriguing, Message, message in a bottle, Minecraft, mysterious note, Mystery, number 925936470, puzzling, Riddle, secret, smp, society, unidentified, unknown, wow

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens riding pigs. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think). Then, you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why are they so fancy? Who knows, but they sure do make for great conversation partners.

But wait, there’s more! Join our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to build the most ridiculous structures imaginable. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, nothing is off limits. And the winner gets a prize that may or may not be a stack of dirt blocks (hey, we never said it was a good prize).

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored again.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Farms Harvested:	340	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7988

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Divine Spears Created:	24	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2