Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Love Letters Sent:	2
Animals Bred:	104	Dragon Eggs Found:	1088
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CherryLand

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to CherryLand Network Server with Good Community, 0% Toxicity, Active Staff and Lots of Variety! Come have fun with your friends!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Star Shards Collected:	268	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Faeberry

Survival

Faeberry is a 1.19.3 Semi-Vanilla Survival Minecraft server with free ranks, cosmetic crates, and custom world generation!Our server features plugins such as Marriage, Head Database, LandClaiming, MCMMO, and much more!Join us at faeberry.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	New Chunks Explored:	43954
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Meadow SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Meadow SMP is not just any Minecraft Server. It’s a super chill place with plenty of options to make the experience perfectly suited just for you! Enjoy a seamless automatic questing experience! Shape Meadow’s thriving economy with our community. We offer proximity voice chat support for everyone to use! We offer an exclusive feature of dash and double-jump abilities! Stay up-to-date with the latest Minecraft updates.Play on both Java and Bedrock editions.Arena: Kit Pvp / Rank Levels / Multiple MapsLifesteal: Pvp / Quests / Bounties / Land ClaimsSurvival: Pvp / Quests / Land ClaimsBecome a Part of our Welcoming and Wonderful Community – Join us today!IP: meadowsmp.comBedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	1727	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

AppleMC

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

join applemc.apexmc.co for factions. We have land claiming, crates, voting, ranks, spawners, PVP, raiding, spawners, a GUI shop, factions, and more. mcMMO and custom enchants will be added very soon.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6795	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

WestMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to WestMC, where the game gets an upgrade! Immerse yourself in a BRAND NEW 1.20+ Minecraft server that’s not just a server – it’s a destination for a laid-back, fun and engaging SMP gameplay with a twist that’ll keep you hooked!!!Java IP: play.WestMC.net Discord: https://discord.westmc.net/Dive into a world of endless possibilities with features like Custom Enchants, Skills, Mob Arena, and the thrill of Fishing competitions. Keep your loot with our keep-inventory feature and unleash your creativity with player-owned warps. Safeguard your creations with land protection, embark on epic quests, and earn free ranks just by casting your vote!WestMC is not just a server; it’s your go-to spot for a fun, safe, and absolutely epic gameplay experience. Join us, make friends, and let the adventures begin!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	402
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

GREEN MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

“Welcome to GreenMC, a thriving Minecraft server where nature and combat converge! Immerse yourself in a lush, vibrant world filled with flora and fauna. Engage in intense battles with our unique 1.19 PvP system, offering a dynamic and exhilarating combat experience. Harness the power of Lifesteal, a game-changing feature that lets you recover health with every victorious strike. Explore an expansive landscape teeming with hidden treasures and challenging adversaries. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a budding adventurer, GreenMC promises an unforgettable journey through a verdant realm of danger and triumph. Join us and let the adventure begin!”

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	31	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Emeralds Found:	7995	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MysticLand

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

MysticLand is a server for java and bedrock with rules to avoid toxicity.We have: protections, jobs, tp, casino, clans, player store, weddings, triple economy, events, mini boses, dungeons, elevators, new structures, ranks, free and paid kits.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Love Letters Sent:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Rearth Server

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny

[Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Enchantments Applied:	268	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dimension Hops:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	14

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Ores Mined:	3179	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.