Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MSRebound

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Dimension Hops:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mines Excavated:	3305

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Village mine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to our village mine! The Dorfmine is a German-speaking Minecraft server for up to 100 players, with a classic freebuild concept and an extensive zone system so that your buildings are completely protected – you simply look for a nice place, place a box and create your zone, which you too later you can manage it completely independently. With us you don’t have to rely on any team members, but, just like in single player, you have complete freedom without having to worry about strangers destroying your things.Surrounded by a constantly growing but manageable community that always helps each other out, you will be looked after by a very experienced team. Our servers are online 24/7 to offer you an exceptional and lag-free gaming experience.We look forward to welcoming you to our village mine and wish you a lot of fun on our server! 🙂

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

FTB Direwolf20 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ftb.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Hypix MC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Love Letters Sent:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Project-Euphoria

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

Welcome to Project Euphoria, where the enchanting realms of Minecraft and Pokémon collide in an electrifying fusion! Prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other as you embark on an epic journey through our meticulously crafted Pixelmon server.Step into a world where the familiar landscapes of Minecraft transform into a vibrant tapestry of Pokémon habitats. Immerse yourself in the lush, pixelated landscapes as you encounter and capture your favorite Pokémon. Whether you’re a seasoned Pokémon Trainer or a Minecraft explorer, Project Euphoria offers a playground of endless possibilities.What sets Project Euphoria apart? Our server boasts a meticulously designed map that seamlessly integrates the best of both Minecraft and the Pokémon universe. Traverse sprawling biomes, battle wild Pokémon, and build your dream Pokémon Center in the heart of the Minecraft world. Our dedicated team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that captures the essence of both games, delivering an experience that is both nostalgic and innovative.Gather your friends, form alliances, and engage in epic Pokémon battles in our custom-built arenas. Compete to become the ultimate Pokémon Master or collaborate to build the most awe-inspiring Pokémon Gym. The choice is yours, and the adventure awaits!But the excitement doesn’t stop there. Project Euphoria is constantly evolving, with regular updates and events to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging. From special Pokémon spawns to exclusive in-game challenges, there’s always something new to discover.Join us on Project Euphoria and unlock the gateway to a world where Minecraft and Pokémon converge in a symphony of creativity and exploration. Are you ready to embark on the ultimate Pixelmon adventure? Your journey begins here!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2724
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Steel Realm

Earth, Economy, Factions, Raiding, Survival

Steel Realm is a 1.20.1 Minecraft Earth kingdoms server, where you can fight for land, might and glory. Start your adventure by completing daily quests, killing mobs, mining, selling items for money. Become rich, expand your kingdom and conquer the world! If you don’t like wars, you can become pacifist and enjoy the server like a normal survival multiplayer.– Earth map; – Kingdoms and wars; – Multiple jobs, including miner, woodcutter, hunter; – Veinminer and tree chopper system; – Custom weapons and locations; – Better potions; – NPC duels; – Skills; This is your chance!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Trindade Craft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Are you wandering around this site looking for a server where you can make real friends and not feel alone? or looking for adventures and competitions? Or are you a master builder?So come to our server THAT NEVER RESETS! Here you can:1.Build your dream home in a beautiful city 2.Buy and sell items in stores 3. Marry another player and have your own pet 4. Play survival mode alone or with friends 5. Create your clan/faction and fight against other clans/factions 6. Participate in the realm where players rule the server 7. Store your items, money and XP in the bank 8. Read the newspaper/TV made by the players 9. And the best part: our server never resets, so you’ll never miss anything!Come soon and be part of our family! Here you will have fun, make friends, feel welcomed and accepted. This is the best Minecraft server out there!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

VentureMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Main server features: – Rank ladder that unlocks new commands and perks (/rankup) – Quests to challenge yourself with and earn big rewards – Grief-prevention system to protect your builds – Jobs to earn extra money – Shop plugin, so players can create their own markets – Contests every week that players can vote on – Loot crates – WildTP – PvP can be enabled and disabled – Cash from mobs – Lottery – Many more coming soon!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ores Mined:	2657

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MaySMP

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

MaySMP is the ultimate Minecraft survival server designed to provide players with an immersive and unforgettable gaming experience. The server offers Vanilla Survival mode with a twist, providing players with convenient teleportation and base protection features while still staying true to the core Minecraft experience. With the easy-to-use home system, players can set up multiple homes and teleport back to their cozy abode or mining spot with ease, without worrying about getting lost. The server also comes with an intuitive claiming system that allows players to safeguard their hard-earned possessions and creations from griefing, theft, or unwanted visitors.MaySMP’s top-notch server is hosted in the UK, providing players with a lag-free and seamless gaming experience, perfect for intense PvP battles or epic build sessions. Players can also customize their gameplay experience by enabling or disabling the Keep Inventory option or many other features.MaySMP has a friendly, supportive community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share their creations, exchange tips, and chat with new friends. The server also has a strict no pay-to-win policy, ensuring that all players enjoy a balanced gaming experience where skill and creativity are the only factors that matter.The server regularly hosts exciting events, from building contests and treasure hunts to PvP tournaments, so there’s always something happening at MaySMP. Players can join the server today by entering the IP: play.withmayx.net and embark on their greatest Minecraft adventure yet!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Balkan Atlas

Earth, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Atlas is more than a game, this is a race for power where allies become enemies, but on Atlas, betrayal comes at a price.The only Balkan Minecraft server that provides a combined experience of Minecraft survival, roleplay and adventure.Minecraft Bedrock version players can also play on phones and other platforms.Atlas is a cracked server, which means everyone can play! Join us today, and start your epic adventure:More information on the website: https://atlasbalkan.net Join the Discord server: https://atlasbalkan.net/discordYoutube kanal: https://www.youtube.com/@atlasbalkan/

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Towns Built:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

ProtectorsCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9395
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Villages Defended:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CovfefeCraft

Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

CovfefeCraft [SMP] [Vanilla] {Whitelist} {New Map} Wiki: https://wiki.covfefe.club/ Guide: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bUoHYQECRp_CgivNUMjM3APiX3bHu6Wt_FK9PqJCLrQ/edit# – Server IP: play.boxxymc.fun – Version: 1.19 Apply here! https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W – LGBTQ friendly – Helpful community with a balanced economy – Well organized Shopping District – A very active community with 20-30 players on average – Fast ticket support from staffIP: mc.covfefe.club Apply here on our Discord (FAST REPLY!): https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Divine Spears Created:	29
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	20

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

WoodyMC.de

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

One thing is paramount on our server: fun! And that only works if no one steps out of line. Woodymc.de can be played by everyone with version 1.20.2 – 1.9.x.You join the server as a guest. After playing for 2 minutes you become a resident. Then you have more rights and will automatically be assigned to the resident chat.!Everything on Woody is free!We do without ranks. Everyone’s being treat equally.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	1563
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

FraggleCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

** 1.9 – 1.20.x Support** * 7 Years Running * *Bedrock + Java Support!!* Bedrock Port: 19132-=ᕼᗩᒪᒪOᗯEEᑎ EᐯEᑎT!=- Trick or Treating! Special Event Area + Custom Music Limited Time Event Currency, Shop, and Achievements! 100+ Limited Time Cosmetics + items! Cauldron Hunt! Can you find them all? Custom Monsters and Bosses! A Haunted Mansion to explore! A corn maze to solve!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Realm Of Royalty

Factions, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Realm of RoyaltyOn this network we offer different games– Survival– Skyblock– Prison (Coming Soon)– Factions (Coming Soon)Do you want to try out this amazing new server? Go join the discord: https://discord.gg/rmJFxeJU9d Or join the server: play.realmofroyalty.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Animals Bred:	157	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Dragons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.