Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magic Items Found:	2687
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Divine Spears Created:	28	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Kimucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

//GRAND OPENING// KIMUCRAFT h a r d c o r e Java and Bedrock served 24/7 1.19+ 0 LagWe have: ◾Dungeons◾Revive◾MobsOP◾Tombs◾Ranks◾Jobs◾Protections◾Economy◾Clans◾Blood Moon◾Pvp on/off◾Daily rewards◾Crates◾Events◾Chill mode to build calmly ◾Warps: Jail, ArenaPvP, ArenaPvE, Store , Boxes,+Invite your friends and you will get rewards. +Active Christmas Event with VIP Reward Rank

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Zafirocraft Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Join our Minecraft server, the place where fun and adventure never end!Supported version: 1.8 to 1.20.4 Available in Java and Bedrock For premium and non-premium players

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	37
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

GodSpunky

Bedwars, Cross-Play, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

Official Minecraft Network Of Spunky Insaan Similar To Hypixel With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	160	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4456	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Secret Garden

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival

Secret Garden is a community-oriented Minecraft Java SMP server. We strive to create an environment that is friendly, helpful, fun, and safe for all players. The server includes many features to enhance the player experience including basic commands (/rtp, /tpa, /sethome, etc), land claiming, a resource world that gets refreshed regularly, a shop to buy and sell items, deathchests, pets, SlimeFun, custom ender dragons, and free ranks with playtime.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Ores Mined:	7209	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Emeralds Found:	7021
Gods Slained:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Frenily

Creative, Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Frenily, where the community comes first and the adventure never ends! Our friendly staff is dedicated to creating a fun and welcoming environment for all players. Explore our realistic survival world, complete with states, cities and towns, where you can build, trade and thrive. In Frenily, you’ll find a balance of challenge and reward as you work to survive in the wild. And soon, role-play mechanics will be added to take your experience to the next level. Join our thriving community today and let’s create unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	463
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

TraizelCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Server IP — TraizelCraft.net Port for Bedrock — 2072 Discord — Use code qWssnBP or go to discord.TraizelCraft.netDiscover TraizelCraft!We are a crossplay and crossversion server with RPG and Factions!We feature RPG, Factions, Dungeons, Parkour, Mazes, Custom loot and gear, a vast open world, many custom enemies and bosses to fight, and more.We also do events through our discord and have many more gamemodes to come in the future!Explore | Discover | Conquer | Become Legend

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Chilltown

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Chilltown isnt just a Minecraft server… its a community. Our inviting and inclusive community is committed to your satisfaction, whether you choose to tread your path alone or cultivate new connections. We are unwavering in our mission to provide an extraordinary experience, consistently introducing fresh content and continuously expanding our offerings. Whether you’re into constructing grand buildings, conquering the sprawling world, or experimenting with intricate redstone creations, we’ve got you covered. The survival experience is taken to the next level with the inclusion of custom mobs, unique armor sets, and a variety of other custom items and biomes, ensuring there’s always something new to collect or discover. Join Chilltown and see what the world has to reveal. Java Edition IP: mcorg.Chilltown.eu

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5627	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

The jar

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Burken is a swedish survival server with mcmmo and quests. The community is nice and helpful. We do events and competitions sometimes. We also have a few minigame servers, like Arrow Fight and Tower Defense. The regular SMP2/3 servers have no PvP but our Anarchy SMP allows PvP/Grief. We also have a SkyBlock server and a Hardcore SMP server.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CastawayMC

Economy, KitPvP, Prison, PvP

CastawayMC is a hybrid prison server. You awake to find yourself stranded on a mysterious island, and no one seems to remember how they got there. Work your way up through the ranks by gathering resources and trading with villagers in hopes of getting your own personal island paradise!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Love Letters Sent:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Star Wars Conquest

FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Miners League: Star Wars is a sci-fi, tech modpack based upon a galaxy far, far away. Explore the Star Wars universe on our official server, or solo, and progress through the over 80+ on your way to conquering, or liberating, the universe!Visit our website for a link to the modpack!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Mines Excavated:	1690	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Chatty Player NW

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

Our main goal is to offer a playable environment to our players. We strive to provide an environment free of profanity and fraud. We think we can achieve this with both our high-quality management and our systems. Since we are an old server, we are more experienced in many aspects and we have found solutions to most of the mistakes we made in the past, and as I mentioned at the beginning, we are trying to ensure that the players entering the server can have a problem-free game. We hope we were successful.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Divine Spears Created:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Enchantments Applied:	170	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

JustVanillaMC

Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: play.justvanillamc.usJustVanillaMC is a vanilla based minecraft server, we are strictly vanilla, we host weekly and weekend Saturday events. We have a well set community as the server has been running 6 years now! We have website and discord which is our main source of communication. We’re always updated to current stable builds! Join our discordhttps://discord.gg/gsWcJWw www.justvanillamc.com

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Steinercraft – Vanilla-based Anarchy

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

We have been running since 2015 and we are not planning to stop. Our aim is to preserve the vanilla gameplay mechanics as much as possible to satisfy a broad audience of players. This means that we have teleportation and home commands, a random teleportation portal, enhanced sleeping mechanism and a clean looking chat. There are no claims. Player fighting and raiding is allowed. More information can be found by joining our server! 🙂

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	538
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Shotbow

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Shotbow, the original server network!Home to the entirely custom coded gamemodes of MineZ, Annihilation, Smash, Mine Theft Auto, and much more!No mods are required! Just connect with a Minecraft 1.12 – 1.18 client and experience Minecraft like you never have before!Originally founded in 2012, MineZ took off as one of the first vanilla Minecraft servers taking the core game that everyone knew and loved, and putting a spin on it that had never been seen before. Now, nearly a decade later, Shotbow has registered over one million unique players, and delivered quality experiences for everyone to enjoy!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MineWonders

MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to MineWonders, a new Survival Server where you can have a ton of fun, play with SlimeFun, mcMMO, PyroFishingPro and more.We truly hope that you will enjoy the server and be sure to join us for a great adventure

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Potions Brewed:	21

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.