Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Emeralds Found:	2568	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Empyria

MCMMO, Pixelmon

Join the discord for the mods needed [in the channel ‘’announcement’’]

Welcome to our brand-new Minecraft server, where adventure awaits! Immerse yourself in a unique gameplay experience with the Cobblemon mod, adding a new twist to your mining adventures by introducing Pokemon that you can battle and collect. Unleash your creativity with the Create mod, offering a wide range of tools and contraptions to build impressive structures and automate tasks. Join our community, explore vast worlds, and embark on exciting quests filled with challenges and rewards. Are you ready to craft, build, and conquer in this ultimate Minecraft journey?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Alien Abductions:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Goofy Goobers

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

So that everyone knows, not everything on the server is finished! I am working on it though!

Dynmap – http://142.4.207.221:8052/

If you’re ever on the server and something doesn’t work, is broken, or isn’t properly set up, do not be afraid to ping me in Discord and tell me!

There’s more server information on PlanetMinecraft! https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/goofy-goobers/

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

AUAnarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

AUAnarchy is a new Australian-hosted 1.20.4 Minecraft anarchy server.

We originally started back in 2021 and have now brought it back with updated plugins for speed-hack prevention and server hardware.

The world has been wiped since then so connect quickly to get a head-start!

– Australian Hosted! – 1.20.4! – Hacks Allowed!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Magic Items Found:	1856	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Garrettmc Network

Anarchy, Bedwars, Mini Games, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Hello and welcome to the Garrettmc network :). We have a variety of games to choose from, we have Minigames, Murder-Mystery, Skyblock, Classic smp, Smp, factions, creative, and an anarchy server as well. We know that the server wasn’t the best in the past and we are actively working toward making a higher quality server experience. We hope to see you on the server :), have a good day.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Buildings Constructed:	21
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

ChargedCreeper

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Raiding, Survival

We use plugins to enhance your experience in Minecraft. Each one is carefully selected and configured to offer you a challenging and rewarding experience with replayability in mind while also keeping your progress safe! We aim to reduce bloat and poor performance on our server to keep your playing experience as smooth as possible.

We aren’t just another SMP server. Our goal is to expand on the existing vanilla content in such a way that traditional mechanics are minimally affected. With the litany of servers available at your disposal, you may ask “Why should I join Charged Creeper?”. To answer that question: Simply join our server anytime, any place on any platform and see for yourself. There are no whitelist’s – no restrictions upon joining – no requirements to join our Discord (although it’s highly encouraged as most of our information regarding rules, commands, etc. will be posted there!).

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Holy Grails Found:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

GoPlay MC

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

We are proudly a premium gaming network with a no pay-to-win framework, donations maintain the platforms and enhance your gaming journey. Join us for a fair and enjoyable gaming experience! Our Road Map! Creative Server Launch: Early 2024 • Feedback and bug fixes

Arcade Server (Beta) Launch: Mid 2024 • TNT Tag • Spleef • Hide and Seek • Murder Mystery • Feedback and bug fixes • More T.B.A

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Enchantments Applied:	211

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

iConic SMP 4.0

KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

iConic SMP 4.0, The latest season released by iCave developers for Minecraft enthusiasts! This server offers an exhilarating PvP experience with custom tools and armors, as well as a sprawling PvP arena for epic battles. Players can look forward to daily, weekly, and monthly rewards and giveaways, making every moment on the server exciting.

With a diverse audience including Twitch and YouTube streamers, iConic SMP 4.0 is a vibrant community where players can engage with their favorite content creators. The server also features a robust Job system, allowing players to carve out their own path and progress accordingly.

Custom ranks available through the webstore and crates that can be earned or purchased add an extra layer of excitement to the gameplay. Additionally, the server offers a unique feature where players can obtain tool skins from crates or by completing quests, allowing them to showcase their individuality.

iConic SMP 4.0 is built on a normal vanilla Minecraft foundation, ensuring that players can seamlessly access all the custom tools upon joining. Whether you’re on game version 1.8 or 1.20.4, you can dive into the action at play.iconicsmp.xyz. Don’t forget to check out the webstore at store.iconicsmp.xyz for additional perks and items to enhance your gaming experience!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Love Letters Sent:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

GearsMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

(For bedrock, use ip: gearsmc.com:19132)This community was founded on my love and passion for cars and the automotive industry, and well everything with gears. All players are welcome. If you are looking for a laid back, chill, and diverse place to chat with new people and make friends, all while enjoying car talk, you’ve found the right place. Currently there are 3 servers available to play in GearsMC. Factions, Survival, Anarchy. Three separate servers with three separate vibes. Join now and decide which will be your home. By default, you will join the Factions server as that is currently receiving the most attention from admins regarding constantly improving aspects of the server every day to be more enjoyable for you, our players.I look forward to playing with you! The ip is just gearsmc.com Sincerely, – Luke (drivefast)

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

WheatSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

Embark on an epic journey in WheatSMP, the ultimate Minecraft server where adventure meets strategy! Engage in thrilling PvP battles, protect your turf with claiming, and master unique skills. Embark on quests that challenge your wit and courage, unlocking in-game achievable ranks along the way. Join WheatSMP for an immersive experience where every block you break and every battle you win propels you towards greatness! Are you ready to conquer the WheatSMP world? Join now!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Vivican Crack House

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	495	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Obsidian Odyssey

Survival

Obsidian Odyssey, a Minecraft server, excels with its sophisticated banking system, a dynamic economy, and the “baltop” feature that ranks players by wealth. It also boasts player-set warps, allowing for easy navigation and personalized spaces. The server’s diverse features, including these and more, create an engaging and multifaceted gameplay experience.

You can join our server using 1.20.1 – 1.20.4

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	416	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

LevelUp

Anarchy, Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Mines Excavated:	4218

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

LegendFactions

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Brand new factions server, with a variety of features. Such as, Koths, Outposts, Jobs, Envoys, Crates, Ranks, Pvp, Darkzone, Fishing, and much more.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
New Chunks Explored:	558854	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MC.RANK.LV

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to MC.RANK.LV, where nostalgia meets excitement! Immerse yourself in the classic charm of our Oldschool Factions server, tailored for version 1.8. Engage in thrilling survival adventures, conquer territories with factions, and test your PvP skills in intense battles. Explore our carefully curated shop for unique items and gear. Join us for a journey back to the roots of Minecraft gaming, where every block holds a story. Experience the magic of MC.RANK.LV – your ultimate destination for timeless fun and camaraderie.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	New Chunks Explored:	413275

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Speedsteal

LifeSteal, Survival

About us

Our Game Modes

RPG (Custom Survival!): Explore a customized survival experience that blends the classic survival gameplay of Minecraft with exciting RPG elements. Engage in quests, build your character, and immerse yourself in an enchanting world where your choices matter.

Speedsteal Network is your gateway to the extraordinary world of Minecraft, where you can explore a custom survival RPG And connect with a vibrant and welcoming community. Our team is dedicated to making your experience memorable, and we continue to evolve our server to keep things fresh and exciting.

Embark on your next great Minecraft adventure at Speedsteal Network. Join us today, and be part of our growing community, where your journey is limited only by your imagination!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.