Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Crops Grown:	5791	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CherryMC | 24/7 Classic Magic Factions

Faction, Faction Pvp, Grief, Hardcore, Magic, PvP, Raid

Welcome to CherryMC!Discord: https://discord.gg/gWQHWum

Hello! Do you like survival/factions but want to add a little something extra? Are you looking for a new place to make friends and hang out? – CherryMC! We provide a unique survival experience, if you think factions/survival is boring, you just haven’t tried out CherryMC!Major Features– Fully custom magic system to enhance vanilla experience- Custom world generation with beautiful natural landscapes (as seen above)- Balanced Economy- Full GUI Shop- Classic Combat Mechanics- Very Few Rules, More Freedom- Warps- Crates- Friendly Community- Active Staff width= Rules- No cheating– No DDoS/Dox threats– No racism/gore unless in #nsfw– No spamming/advertising– Have fun

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PLAY.SHADED.GG ► 1.20.4 Minecraft Survival Server

Community, Shaded, Shadedgg, Survival

1.20.4 Minecraft Survival Server

Discord: Click Here!IP: play.shaded.gg Website: https://shaded.gg

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.

We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.

We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SphereCraft

SphereCraft is a simple bukkit server that runs with friendly staff and a load of plugins. -Simple rules (no annoying mazes at spawn) -Plenty of space to build. -Easy to navigate. -Easy ranks. -Anti-Griefing plugins. -Factions to create and make your own groups whatever rank you are. -Hunger Games. -Landplots to make your house and buy land! -Most friendly staff. -Much more…

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

DogCraft War & Tech

Factions, Survival

This server was created by cadets at the Citadel, which is a military college within Charleston SC. This modpack was created for the sole purpose of causing chaos with an overabundance of technology and mechanical nonsense, which is something nice to pre-occupy our heads whilst in the middle of mid-terms or finals. The modpack includes mods such as: Mechanism, HBM’s NuclearTech (Nuclear Door Mod 1.7.10), Ender IO, Open-Computers, Galactic-craft, Industrial Craft 2, Applied Energistics 2, Immersive Engineering, RFTools, Thermal Series, Aliens vs Predator, And Much More! The modpack is located on the discord: discord.gg/9jX32vcMHB (As of making this post the server is still really new)

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CatsCraft.net | 1.20 Creative, Survival, Boss Fights, Skyblock, Minigames, Events

Boss, Bosses, Catscraft, Creative, Creativeplots, Events, Freeworldedit, Hideandseek, Minigames, Prophunt, Ranks, Skyblock, Skyblocks, Survival, Worldedit

CatsCraft is a Survival, Skyblock Creative, and Minigames server where everything is FREE including world edit and building space there are no paid ranks so everyone is equal here!

Our Survival Server is Shovel Claim and has no griefing for a chill survival experience. In survival there are fun holiday events, boss fights, vehicles, custom enchants and more cool stuff!

The ranks are earned from building and having fun on the server, we have rankups every Saturday at 3PM est time and ranks are special cats on survival and for creative the types of builds you make are your rank! Come join the fun!!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

The Metaverse

The Metaverse is a very unique and customized server with factions, multiverse, and over 30 other plugins to keep you endlessly entertained and secure. 95% of players who join become a permanent player on our network, so quit reading about us and come see for yourself!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	407	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Clover Kingdom

Survival

What do we offer?

Economy MythicMobs Custom Items Survival Harder Mob Bosses Discord (linked rank) Website Donations are in discord.

We are taking minecraft to the next chapter. This will be a survival server of course with plugins. This will be a family friendly server andwe will be enforcing rules and guidelines. Our goal is to strive to bring family’s closer without the fear of players ruining their experience.Clover Kingdom is in no way affiliated with Mojang or Minecraft.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Divine Spears Created:	27
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Lands of Minearchy | 1.20.X | Minigames | SMP | KitPVP | Labyrinth | RPG | Hub

Adventure, Classes, Combat, Landsofminearchy, Minearchy, Minecraft, Minigames, mmorpg, Other, PvE, Pve Economy, PvP, Quests, RPG, Rpgmmo, Skyblock, smp, Survival

Hello Heroes and welcome!

We are the Minearchy Team, and we would like to tell you about our passion project.

The Lands of Minearchy was founded by Jonaas13, who at the time already had 5+ of experience under his belt, managing various minecraft projects, from staff to back-end development. It has been about 2 years since and we have much to show you!

Our server has a twofold purpose:– Create a lasting and friendly community that brings people together– Make sure that everyone has fun, whether they play often or not so much

To that end, we decided to make minigames the main focus of our project. That said, we are not against adding other activities and game modes, as long as they fit our theme. In fact, we already have! Stay with us to find out which.

Minigames

When it comes to minigames, we have a wide selection, with many staples, such as Prop Hunt, Splegg and Quake. Our builders and admins are working to make more activities available in due time.

Here is the current list:– Parkour– The Lab– Quake– Prop Hunt– Splurge– Mini Walls– Temple Run– Block Party– TNT Lobbers– TNT Tag– TNT Run

KitPvP

KitPvP is one of our more recent projects. Pick 9 of our custom-made kits and battle across 5 distinct maps!Whether you want to ambush enemies as an invisible Assassin, unleash pre-loaded crossbows as a Duelist or simply beat funny people with your pointy stick as a Juggernaut, everyone is sure to have a great time.

Survival 1.20

We felt it would be appropriate to let people take a break from fast-paced gamemodes and play something more relaxing. Introducing – Minearchy Vanilla (no, it’s not an ice cream)!Here you can enjoy the unmodded survival experience, safe for a number of QoL and performance features, of course.Those include, but are not limited to: Chest Shops, Auction, Safe Zone, Warps, Grief Protection.

Labyrinth (WIP)

More of a long-term project, this gamemode is meant to be an RPG experience, where the player finds themselves stranded in a mystical labyrinth, full of dangerous bosses, daring challenges and unsolved mysteries.

Join Us

Currently Lands of Minearchy is in Beta, but we are open to public and work to ensure everyone has a good time regardless. Hope to see you there soon!

– Minearchy Team

Java IP play.minearchy.comBedrock IP bedrock.minearchy.com

Helpful LinksDiscord: discord.gg/QrJ6wubA3EWebsite: landsofminearchy.comSubreddit: r/LandsOfMinarchy

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mines Excavated:	2421	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Uzak Diyar

bedrock, Bedrockedition, Claim, Claimshovel, Clans, Clanspvp, Emek, Griefprevention, Hayattakalma, java, Javaandbedrockserver, Javaedition, Orebfuscator, Paper, PvE, PvP, Randomteleport, Rtp, Server, Simpleclans, smp, Survival

Far Land | Survival | 1.20.4

“How about remembering the old times?”

Do you want to play on a reliable server?

Enjoyable times with your friends are waiting for you.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Potions Brewed:	55
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Ravand.org All in one Server

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games

Join Our server for the thrill of surviving or being creative compiled with the enthusiasm of being able to work for something. No registration or member pending time, pvp and faction based RPG Server. •Many admins online• •Server uptime 99%• •A ton of game enhancing plugins (as well as uptodate bukkit version)• •And of course, a friendly staff continuously working to make gaming as convenient as possible for new members to get started.• •On behalf of our dedicated staff and our satisfied members :• •”See you there and You won’t regret it!!”. You have our promise on that•

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

BlobMc

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

Welcome! – Bedwars -Skywars(Hamarosan) -SkyPvP -SoilPvP -Survival

Our website also contains a lot of goodies! Ranks, Names, etc. Web: Blobmcinfo.cf

See you on the server!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

ChaosMC

Anarchy, Anarchysurvival, Nochatreports, Survival

ChaosMc is a new anarchy server. it has one admin the owner who plays the server like a normal player hacking is allowed and profanity is allowed as the server has Nochatreports we also suggest installing Nochatreports mod. ChaosMC has one rule no lag machines if one is made it will be deleted. Installing a hacked client such as Wurst may be in your best interest. No bans, No kicks.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Survive If Possible (Custom Everything)

Adult, Anarchy, Anticheat, Antixray, Apocalypse, Bosses, Brackenpack, challenge, Community, Communitydriven, Custom, Customdimensions, Customenchants, Customitems, Customplugins, Customworldgeneration, Deathban, Difficulty, Fun, Great, Greifing, Hardcore, Incendium, MCMMO, Mob, Mythicmobs, new, Noteleport, Notp2w, Notpaytowin, PvE, PvP, Raid, Raiding, Semivanilla, smp, Smpsurvivalserver, Space, Survival, Terralith

Survive If Possible (EXTREME DIFFICULTY)Custom World Generation (6 Hour Death-Bans 1 Chance)————————————————————————————————————————–60 Custom Biomes & 3 WorldGen Datapacks Stacked14 Custom Dimensions Above & Below OverworldCustom Enchants & Loot Tables: High Risk High RewardCustom Structures & Small Community Environment————————————————————————————————————————–Dig down to the lowest block of bedrock to get to the Underdark dimension.Build up to Y Level 320 to get to the Faewild dimension. Above the Faewild is the PaxBelow the Underdark is the Nether, Below the Nether is the Sanctum, and if you’re lucky below the Sanctum will bring you to the End dimension. If you are NOT lucky you will be sent to a random dimension. Nether Portals Work In Every Single Dimension As a Way Back To The Overworld.See if you have what it takes to survive the INSANELY difficult mobs: Please Drink ResponsiblyYou Likely Have The Wrong Server: Good Luck!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Crops Grown:	7191

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

windycraft

This is a Factions/Hardcore/PVP/Survival server, the Co-Owners and Owners are Cbeast155(Co-Owner) Bagdar as owner.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PvPArcade

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to PvPArcade.net! Join us on 1.19 for both Java and Bedrock editions, so you can play on Xbox, PS5, or mobile. Our server features awesome crate keys with fantastic rewards, as well as awesome donator perks that you can get from our shop at shop.pvparcade.net. And the more you vote, the more rewards you can earn!

Right now, we only have Skyblock open, but we have plenty of features to keep you busy. You’ll love our harvester hoes, which make farming a breeze. We also offer custom cosmetic items like pets, trails, hats, and much more. There’s always something new to discover on PvPArcade.net!

Don’t forget to join our Discord server at discord.gg/pvparcade to chat with other players, get updates, and participate in events. We can’t wait to see you in-game!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.