Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Seventh Sanctum PvP

Seventh Sanctum PvP, Raiding, and Greifing originally Sponge Craft) -PvP – GRIEFING -RAIDING -FACTIONS -STORE come join now while all the slots are open! NEW shop NEW spawn Dedicated! Drop Party’s every Friday! 2 PvP Arenas! Free cookie Monday! (Forum up soon for donation and news) Owner: crowsplat18 Co-Owner: jakegphelps Head-Admin: KatdudeT02

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

The Kingdoms United Network

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games

Here at TheKingdomsUnited you will find a great all round experience. We cater for all ages and provide a stable community, in which we have many aspects to what you can do. We are capable of holding up to 500 players at any one time with little to no lag. We try to ensure that all of our players are happy, and content. Any issues or just need a helping hand no problem our active staff team are always on hand to help and assist you in whatever way they can

Here is a list of all of our Network Features.

– Server is 1.8 (Latest Minecraft Version) – Fun minigames! – Factions Server! – Prison Server! – Creative Server! – Survival Server!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

ChronosPvP

Factions, PvP, Raiding

This server entails huge raids and pvp battles at times reaching 50v50 nation pvp battles with a large nethpot community. THis is simply the best raiding pvp server available.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SkyrimCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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The Skyrim Minecraft Server.

Features spells, shouts, and a entirely custom Skyrim map.

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Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Elysium Network

Anarchy, OneBlock, Vanilla

Elysium Network is a server for the Russian-speaking audience and the Minecraft game, and it is also a server on which you can choose 3 modes, but the one you want to play is anarchy, Vanilla+ and OneBlock.

Here you can: 1.Find friends 2.Make your own city 3. Create your own tree 4. Declaring war on other villages 5. Assemble a team

Come visit us and Survive!

You can see information about the server on our discord channel:

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Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3774	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Pearlmc

PvE, Survival

Pearlmc is a graylist, anticheat, survival server that offers balance between fun and challenging play. It has four worlds: Lokai, Dasmir, Essalo, and Ateph. Lokai offers a “normal” overworld experience with a spawn town and land protections. Dasmir offers a self-paced nether experience, also with land protection available. Essalo provides an endworld experience with increased difficulty and enforced PvP. Ateph is a custom-generated novelty world that offers a sub-hardcore atmosphere.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Falling into the Void:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Draco MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

This is 24/7 online server where you guys can cross-play between Minecraft Java and pocket edition . This is Deadliest server and here many players play

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

St0rm.net MC Server

Server is up 24/7. All staff and users are friendly. We have staff places available for active users. Come and join, experience pleasure gaming! We welcome beginners and will guide them along their minecraft experience!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

TheSwamp

Anarchy

A 13+ anarchy server where anything/everything goes! Want to create an empire? Go right ahead! You want to blow stuff up?! Be my guest! Cross play! Xbox/PC (bedrock/java)

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CharlieCraft

Welcome to the CharlieCraft. [24/7] [LAG FREE] [GRIEF PROTECTED] Place where u can make friends, and play the way u want! World is big and without building restrictions! Want to sell your goods? Its easy at as sounds with Trade Signs! Bored of slaying mobs with your regular sword? Get yourself a blaze rod and use Magic Spells! Keeping your stuff safe with Lockette. Just place a sign on the chest and its all locked up! Make a large town and protect it using Towny! CCraft staff is very friendly and here to help you!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Menzatyx

Earth, Economy, Factions, Survival

Welcome to our Minecraft server: Menzatyx mc

In our world, adventure and creativity intertwine in an exciting journey. Are you ready to explore, build and survive?

Join us at Survival Custom and forge your legend. Adventure awaits you!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MCLand [MCSMP]

Come join sl.mcsmp.com! Survival! A warm place, where people can band together, to forge a home for themselves, in a pleasant and rich world, full of player-created wonders and mystery.

No Whitelist / MCMMO / Clans / Roleplay Ranks / Magic / Towny / Welcoming community! / Helpful staff & players / Stargates / PvP / Magic / SCS Shops / Economy

Words to decribe our server (said by players): “Epic, crazy, fun, cool, welcoming, enjoyable, helpful, amazing, diverse, towns, funny, friendly, fantastic”

Hope to see you online!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Villages Defended:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CubePixel

LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Best server PvP server Lifesteal Heartsteal Hypixel like soon 24/7 server Best India server and Nepal Location germany

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MineCove

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Join a community, not a server.

MineCove is a professional, family oriented atmosphere founded August 1st 2012. We strive for fun, fair, and kind play. Hostile natures in any form have no place here.

**Earn 100 McMMO levels for free when you join!**

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6459	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

The Hallowed Aether

Survival

CF_ProminenceIIFabric_2.6.5.jar Modpack 1.20 Up and coming server oriented for long term play! Prominence Void’s Invasion

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Void Gems Collected:	38

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.