Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Amazing-Craft

This is a Server That is Survival We wish You all a Happy New Year and we will greet our fellow PLayers Well This is survival Fractions server with PVP if Chosen Thanks For Reading Hope to See You All Soon! =)

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

GuidoCraft

Awesome Fun Also Come Check Us Out On Planet Minecraft Just type in GuidoCraft And Your There!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PiggyCraft

This Server Is One Of My Servers it is a faction pvp server u spawn in a castle that is claimed as safezone and then you set out on your adventure you can build a castle and claim it and protect it fro enemy factions plese do not ask for staff

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

TeefusCraft

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

We are providing a Community-based, Factions, PvP, Bukkit server. As far as plugins, we have Factions, MCMMO, SkyBlock, HeadDrops, a few really nice Spleef Arenas, a challenging Obstacle Course, BattleArena PvP arenas, LWC, ranks purchasable with in-game money, and a few Mob Arenas! Advertising other servers will get you banned, as will x-ray, hacks, and anything that gives you a PvP advantage over anyone else. Make sure you read the rules when you get in so you won’t get muted or banned right away.

P.S. – For those looking for a staff position as soon as you log in, don’t even bother copying the IP address. Staff is hired from trusted long-time members of TeefusCraft.

Thanks for reading! -=TeefusCraft Staff=-

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Noble Craft Network

Creative, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Once upon a time, a Minecraft user started a small SMP server. Over time, this server grew in size. Alongside the player count, the resources and money available to the server grew. Today, that server is called Noble Craft, with its owner being NobleProductions. SURVIVAL Using some of our favorite plugins, such as GriefPrevention, MobArena, and more, we’ve created a cleverly-assembled Survival server that aims to be everything you want it to be. However, not of our plugins are public, and this sets our server apart from the others. From lockboxes that leave you hooked on the first day to mob loot crates that keep you grinding away, a plethora of entirely-custom features is prevalent in Survival. CREATIVE Pick a plot and get building. Let your inner architect shine! Create the best castle on the server, host small build competitions with your friends, or even do some roleplay. KITPVP Developed by Lew_ himself, KitPvP is the very server showcased by ZexyZek. Select a kit and (literally) jump into the carnage. Earn achievements by getting lots of kills. Buy the best kit you can, or make your own in the shop! Hoard up some legendary items and demonstrate their divine status on the battlefield. Rank up on the top kills board and the top KDR board. PLOTS In this unique and economy-based take on Survival, you can choose a nice plot and get started. Turn your plot into a giant factory, producing mass amounts of resources, or turn it into your dream house. SKYBLOCK Take up the challenge of creating and maintaining a wealthy life where so few resources are available. Climb to the very top of the server, but you’ll get knocked down a few times. If you don’t have a good grip, you might fall into the void!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Minecreate Sanctuary

Minecreate started a year ago by Derrick (Nevermoar), Hs Darkness and AJ and resulted in many amazing buildings and people. Now it has been restarted and anyone is welcome!

The server is 24/7 with staff who are always here to help who can be in close communication. It is non-griefing or stealing and you can build anything you want! There is a shop, jail and public access to the nether! Come play now at mc.minecreate.com

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7939	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

WorldScape2

The second Worldscape Minecraft server is here! This server is Factions PVP Grief based, so you can create factions with your friends and kill whoever you meet! Feel free to grief/raid any faction you come across, and you can dominate the server! We allow you to use lava, TNT and flint and steel! Fortify and expand your faction so other factions can’t destroy you.

The only protected area on this server is the spawn, so the rest of the world is free to explore! It is free to join, just use the IP listed at the top of the post.

The primary Worldscape server has been running for over a year, so you can be sure that it is run by experienced server admins.

We have selected the best plugins for our server to reduce lag and to ensure your experience on the server is as good as it can be. We are open to suggestions and will be happy to implement any.

REMEMBER: This is a pure Factions/PVP/Grief server, there is no teleportation or /back. Our other server at server.worldscapemc.com is SMP.

Hope to see you soon!

Server Website: http://worldscapemc.co.ukbetween players is available with console commands to help them out, anyone who votes for the server also gains some in game money.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

ZeenCraft

We have looked far and wide for a good server with no luck so we made our own. With over 2 years of minecraft experience combined you wont be dissapointed. So come on bye and check us out.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SGPvP

–> SGPvP <-- SGPvP is not just an ordinary Minecraft server, it is a network of 7 servers and counting. The SGPvP server is brand new, however the server owner’s have formerly owner MinecraftSG.net before they transformed it into SGPvP.net. This transformation has meant that another 6 servers have been added to their arsenal of servers. –> THE SERVER <-- SGPvP is made up of a total of 7 servers running of 3 dedicated servers with a total of 56GB DDR3 Ram, and an accumulative of over 10GHz of processing power. The servers are as follows: The Hub Survival Games Elemental Warfare Survival Creative SkyBlock The Walls (Coming Soon) Each one of the servers is accessible through the IP play.SGPvP.net only!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Europe Gaming MineCraft

PvP, Factions, Shop, Plots, AntiCheat, BOSEconomy, Essentials and much more!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Utterlicious

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Utterlicious is a small community server with helpful and mature staff. We are a survival server that allows griefing and raiding, pvp, and tnt.

We offer creative and worldedit ranks for those who deserve it. Non-donor ranks are earned by play time on the server.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

ReitCraft

Fun survival server with great donation ranks and staff. Fully working economy.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Kism3t

Hardcore, PvP, Survival

This is purely for fun hardcore survival server. 1 life; death = permaban. PvP allowed. We suggest you read the rules on the site to see if this place is for you.

Be nice, respect people and their property – and I’m sure we will have a blast.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Crops Grown:	3745	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Infinite Heights

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

KickAxeCraft

Skyblock, Towny

KickAxeCraft created by Toxic__Waste on Minecraft Version 1.10 Towny Server Added Skyblock Creative and Halloween World Owner:Toxic_Waste Co-Owner BabyBird

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	126	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.