Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

DuskCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

“We had gone from server to server to server looking for a place that really fit what we were looking for, but we could never find one. Either the staff was incredibly immature or useless, or there was way too much lag, or they charged an arm and a leg just to protect your stuff, and on and on the list goes. After months of searching for a place to call home, we finally said, ‘Let’s just make one.’ Welcome to DuskCraft.” -laRoux87, server co-owner

DuskCraft is a fun new survival server! We are looking for new players to enhance our steadily growing community. As a 24/7 dedicated Minecraft server with a 99% up-time, we are definitely worth a look!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Forsaken Realms

This server is a towny server! Pvp enabled plus we have made a custom pvp arena called Revilaids PvP. Mini games starting from Survival games to infected. Custom made spawn with amazing features! We have all sorts of custom plugins to make your experiences better on our server! Donating is also an option! Theres ranks and in game items to buy so you can have an advantage in pvp and building! Magic spells! We have a custom made magic spells plugin to help you through your Building and fighting. We have amazing staff to help you through your confusing and frustrating moments. Our build team will be making more improvements and designs in different areas and even coming out with new pvp arenas! We need you to come and join our server so we can get more popular and become as big as we can!!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Endless Legions Commanded:	50

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

ManiaCraft

Pvp|Raid|Greif

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Star Shards Collected:	158
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

TechyCraft

This is an amazing faction pvp server please please join it it is suprising how amazing it is

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

DragonPvP

DragonPvP Is a different take on PvP, you go around a map and loot chests for quartz, which you then trade in for currency and buy shiny new gear.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ShadowRealms!

ShadowRealms is a Survival Server

We have factions, hunger games, and we might even get the Walls + a minigame server! Join us now – 198.154.103.113

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	84	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Minecraft Worlds

Minecraft worlds is a small comunity survival server, It has many things to do and is working to make itself better. The video shown was of the project going on inside Minecraft worlds, It will break a world record when done. We are towny based, and we except anyone. So come join us today

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Farms Harvested:	935	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

zombie apocalypse

This is a challenging server that is locked in hard. And guest have no commands. So that way it is challenging and we are currently making a website we are also working on donater packages which will have some commands. And this server has been played on before so don’t get scared when you see giant statues spawn. And if you know commands to help the server liken how to use world edit or safe zone please contact us on our website when we get one. 🙂 I’m not the owner im just the owners friend.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

HaftaCraft

We are currently looking for dedicated players to join our Haftacraft community!

We have been established since February 2011, we are a dedicated 24/7 server, with three map options: – Full PvP Factions world – PvE-only Vanilla Survival world – Creative Free Build. We occasionally hold events such as spleef, king of the hill, mob battles, hunger games and more! Also we have many active members on our TeamSpeak chanel. We welcome people of all age groups, and look forward to making your Minecraft experience a great one.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Star Shards Collected:	117	Secret Passages Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

– Nixium – PvE –

We are a fully protected McMMO and Towny server that you will love! Come on and play to get more claim blocks to protect your things, and have fun in the wild! We have player-creatable portals as well! Come check it out. We promise you will have fun!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dimension Hops:	8

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CoreCraft PVP

CoreCraft PVP is an almost new Minecraft Server that’s growing by the day. With awesome players and staff, your bound to have fun. We also have monthly drop parties and awesome donator ranks.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Zombie Dances:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Luxcraft

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to the Luxcraft Community The Luxcraft Network is an international community Even though there quite a few swedish players anyone is welcome to join. English is the main language but we do allow local languages, we dont force anyone to speak english

Join the fun: mc.playluxcraft.com Our website: www.playluxcraft.com

Voting for Luxcraft gives you rewards on all our servers. Depending on which you get crate keys and/or coins. Available server: Survival – Creative – Skyblock – Survival Games – EggWars

Our main rules are: – Use common sense – HAVE FUN

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Void Gems Collected:	22

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MCFallout Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Zombies have invaded Minecraft! Battle with your friends through hordes of zombies, upgrading your rank as you receive money and loot from your opponents. With a playing field of more than 50,000 blocks spread over 10 maps, you will always find an area unexplored. Sophisticated ranking system allows you to build at higher ranks, unlocking new perks at every level. With over 99.9% uptime, MCFallout provides you with a lag-free, immersive Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

Thank you, and we hope to see you soon! The MCFallout Team

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

StuzzCraft

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Stuzzcraft is an SMP server that celebrated it’s 3 year anniversary November 2015. We’ve had over 10,000 unique visitors to our server, but are always looking for new people to join the community!

No Whitelist – No sitting around, waiting for applications to be approved! Active Staff – From Mods right up to the Owner Farm World – Why tear up the main world – use the often resetting farming world for materials! Grief Prevention Claims – Protect your land from all forms of griefing Optional Creative World – Build what you want in your own plot using creative mode! Player Run Shops – Our players set the economy in a Shop World, using a custom plugin to create shops McMMO – Adds a fun, ‘RPG’ aspect to the server Many, MANY more custom plugins – one of the perks of having a developer the an owner!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

RexCraftia

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

RexCraftia is a one-of-a-kind survival server, featuring a custom events, unique weapons designed by the owner himself (alongside a few implemented from community suggestions), and beautifully hand-crafted scenery. Fully customized mobs paired with customized weaponry revolutionizes the PvP experience, meaning there is always something to do. Whether it be completing dungeons for rewards, or fighting boss mobs at extravagantly crafted castles, you are guaranteed a truly memorable rexperience.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.