Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PEMCserver

Dedicated Australian Minecraft Community

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Ultimate Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival

Hallo!

Glad you found our little server!

Ultimate Minecraft is a cozy little freebuild server for everyone that has existed since 2010. In contrast to other servers, we do not rely on as many and impressive plugins as possible. We want to preserve the original Minecraft feeling that we fell in love with years ago and just spice it up a bit with a few little extras. Another advantage is that we can switch to new game versions comparatively quickly.

After a short registration, which is mandatory for us, you can get started straight away and secure a property yourself. On our website you will find detailed instructions for everything.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Airblockz Survival

Creative, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

Our community comes with 2 different games, to ensure you have quality fun!

1: Skyblock (Unique compared to other servers, we have MobArena + Chestshop + etc. )

2: Factions. (Fair and balanced)

3: Survival (Fun and balanced.

4: Creative (Talk to the server and just build stuff like nyan cats :D)

5: Prison (Soon to be released.)

____________________________________________________

At Airblockz Survival, we try to give you nonstop, high-quality entertainment! Our server is perfected with top-notch server specs. We run off Intel Xeon E3 Proccessors, and each of our servers come with high RAM. We know you hate servers that are offline, but fear not! We have state of the art DDoS Protection, to prevent those nasty hackers. We try and make imagination reach its limits. Every week, we try to add an event, or just add a new feature to the server, so you will never get tired of the server! Come on in and enjoy the enjoyment!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Odyssey Craft

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are multi server hub include Vanilla, FactionPVP, MiniGame and many more.

From the lobby, you can choose your next destination to

Vanilla (this is true vanilla Minecraft and always up-to-date) FactionPVP (typical Faction based PVP server) MiniGame (Fun games to play) Creative User, /vanilla, /creative, /game or /faction

And most of all, we are always free. There is no donation and buy for ranks or commands. You can earn the rank with our voting system.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Too Stronkk Gaming

Economy, Prison, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to Too Stronkk Gaming! -Explore a vast open Factions wilderness! -Kick back and relax in Pirate Cove (Our Spawn World) -Competitive Factions play – TNT ENABLED -Claim land for your faction anywhere you want, the Overworld, the Nether, or the End! -You break the rules, you go to prison to serve hard time. -Real, stable, player driven economy – Emerald Standard -Server is managed by adults -Unique Titles to be earned by completing staff created achievements -Rent Homes, Shops and Storage Vaults within the City of Pirate’s Cove -Ranks and Donation perks – NO PAY TO WIN -Buy donation packages with in-game money! -Win real $MONEY$ for completing certain achievements! SERVER IP = MC.TOOSTRONKKGAMING.NET 192.169.44.134 WEBSITE = WWW.TOOSTRONKKGAMING.NET

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Spuddsmarch

After 8 months of preparation, we have finally emerged. Our server is total grief, anarchy, and destruction. Outside of spawn, ANYTHING goes, griefing, raiding, and stealing.

Meet the staff!

Owners: spuddnik and socomtoaster Admins: azdz111 and rex_is_goof1 Mods: Luis1750 and Monty33

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7113	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

WoodyVille

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

When we built Woodyville we wanted to make things a bit diffrent and more engaging for players. Here At WoodyVille we have many features. Ranks – rank up Economy – Get Rich Pvptoggle – Choose to fight players Locks – lockable chests/doors ect. Protections – Protect your Area Rollbacks – even more protection Shops – Make a Shop…and Get Rich Skills(Mcmmo) – Earn Rewards Custom Mobs and much more.. So Come Visit Thanks, Kithyx and Co. No Grief, No Lag and No Spam!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

The Official Fairy Tail MC Server

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Awesome server based on the Sword Art Online and Fairy Tail Anime Series. Option to be in either world, ofc can play in both. You can fly with /fly on which costs $20 per minute. There are various ranks, jobs and quests, to get a job its /jobs list and /jobs join and can have up to 4 jobs at once. There is 3 magic types, MagicSpells, MagicalSpells and FairyTailCraft. Can earn Leader, Alf, Pixie, SClass, WizardSaint, GuildMaster and CouncilMember. Come join and join in on the fun! There are now secret classes, the Grand Magic Games, more magics, Wizard’s City and great RPG quests

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Void Gems Collected:	29

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Fragnet

This is a great survival server with very dedicated staff. With plug-ins like Essential with /sethome and /home so u never lose your house, what’s not to love? Wanna check out what your friend has built? Just do /tpa(name) and teleport right to them! Overall, it is an outstanding server!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

ActionPVP

ActionPVP.com – “The most unique PVP experience possible” – We run a 24/7 automated PVP server cycling every 30 minutes to custom maps! Come join us today!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	733419	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Matecraft

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Server IP: matecraft.org || Website: http://www.matecraft.org || Discord: https://discord.gg/CW78VBM

Matecraft is a growing Minecraft network that is very heavily focused on the community and gameplay.

The servers are updated regularly and new content and features are added, we offer an immersive experience, with custom features and the following game modes;

· Nexus – Matecraft’s Hub and Arcade server. Hosting a collection of Minigames & 2 of our very own modes; Bombermate & SuperSmashMates

· Elite Survival – The good old fashioned Matecraft Survival server, with a few tweaks. With a heavy focus on Elite Mobs, Elite Survival has tons of unique mobs, loot, events and features.

· Creative – Choose from Plots, MegaPlots, Freebuild, Terrain Plots, Terrain Freebuild & the new, double-tall Nether FreeBuild! Featuring Builder & Designer ranks.

· Aether – A collection of 3 ”Sky” modes. Featuring the popular SkyBlock, SkyGrid & Lucky OneBlock modes!

· Vanilla – A completely Vanilla Minecraft experience. The only change, being able to chat with the rest of the Matecraft community while you play!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ElectronicPvP

Welcome to ElectronicPvP! We are a Faction PVP server with friendly staff and a hell lot of Murder! Joining us will be very appreciated! Feedback and voting will be appreciated also! As well as that, there are donation ranks! Donate to get these ranks!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PowerdByCrystals

PowerdByCrystals is a PVP Faction server. More info the follow.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Production Team Java / Bedrock

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Tekkit

Enjoy! Production Team! Java / Bedrock

Server supports PC Java and Windows Edition, PSN, Xbox, Switch, and Mobile! Mostly we’re an 18+ community. We make videos, feature builds and definitely like getting to know players. We’ve got a great community and we’d be glad to have you join us!

Disputes will be moderated via in-world Court. Server Location: U.S. East Owner: Chunk_TV

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PilotCraft

Welcome to a new Minecraft server experince!

Here at PilotCraft we have all types of minigames, like CTF, Spleef, Paintbal, Football, Hunger Games and more!!

We also have a unique Factions, mcMMO experience qith allowed griefing and raiding!

Come join us and learn more at poltcraftmc.com

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!