Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	458

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

block city jail

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Broncin

Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Towny

Broncin Network is a unique and engaging network of servers. If you choose to play with us, you will enjoy a wide variety of unique and exciting gamemodes new to Minecraft. We offer something for everyone, so we are sure you’ll have a great time on our network! Hope to see you online soon! 🙂

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Sarcacraft

**Features: Freebuild – Normal terrain, survival mode building Pro Flat World – Infinite flat world for skilled rank and above Emporium – The best builds are kept here **Survival Worlds: Survival – Normal factions-based survival Insanity – Ghost zombies, flying witches **Minigame Worlds: Parkour – Jumping puzzles. Levels added once in a while Spleef – Classic digging battles Escape – A small game based on teamwork MobArena – Fight mobs Survival Games – The usual Hunger Games based PVP Slime PVP – PVP by throwing slimes at others Duck Hunt – Shoot chicken down as they fall

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MinecraftPolska.net

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

JezzCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Welcome to JezzCraft! We’re a fantastic Towny survival server with lively staff. When you first join, you will be greeted with an interactive spawn and a useful starter kit from which you can plonk the first blocks of your new town. You can earn money (you start with $1000) in our extensive economy by selling blocks or using our Jobs plugin which you can then spend at our extensive shop. You can also make ChestShops of your own which allow them to sell items to other players. We also have McMMO which adds a quality RPG-style experience and a creative world for those who want to show off their building skills. We are proud to host a mob arena as well as a PVP arena for those who wish to challenge their friends to a battle. We hope you and your friends decide to log onto this splendid server. Have a nice day.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

KaizerCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games

Private Mine-craft Server, Online: 24/7 Location: Singapore Slot: 100

IP: kaizercraft.no-ip.org Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/kaizercraft/ Skype: kaizercraft Donation paypal: [email protected]

Any inquire can contact me as below. Join us now u will get good item in your chest when u join. Do not ask for rank. Will not be entertain. Do not cheat. Do not hack.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

HuyCraft

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Prison

Servers Include: >>> MC.HUYCRAFT.NET <<< – Minigames – Factions RPG – Dwarves Vs Zombies – Prison – Towny – SkyBlock – Skywars (With Guns AND OP) – GunZ

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Enchantments Applied:	211

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

GGFactions

PvP

PVP/Raiding Server! Join Today!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

EnderKingdom

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

EnderKingdom is a server for those who love making friends and having fun, this server is a 1.7.9, 24/7 survival and PVP server, with half of the world dedicated to each! There are tons of ways to get involved in our community, from mini-games such as spleef, PVP, etc. to setting up shop and building a home of any shape or size! EnderKingdom contains all of the essential plug-ins you need to have a fun and fair experience such as MCMMO, an economy system, shops,mob-catchers, anti-griefing and anti-cheating protections!

EnderKingdom is a friendly community with a dedicated staff and helpful members, and we are always looking for the importunity to improve and develop the server with even more Events, Arenas, and Structures! We welcome all crafters with open arms whether you wish to destroy your enemies in epic PVP battles, or build amazing structures in Survival! EnderKingdom allows the chance for every new joiner to become a member and have access to new commands that make it more convenient for the player! We hope to see you on the server and take part in the community here at EK!!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Block by Block TV

Creative

BlockbyBlock server is all about creative artwork! Public PlotMe, and voxel server! Also have Survival, SkyBlock, and minigames worlds.

You must whitelist your in-game name before you can connect. Whitelist instantly @ http://reg.blockbyblock.tv

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Love Letters Sent:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

DRC Network

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

-=-=-Who are we?=-=-

DutchRastaCraft, also known as DRC or DRC Network. We are a minecraft server with multiple gamemodes. We have been running this server since September 13th, 2012.

-=-=What do we offer you?=-=-

We offer you multiple gamemodes. That’s why we call ourselves a network. We have multiple servers connected to give you the best experience possible. We are known to be a lagg-free server.

=-=-Our community=-=-

We are mostly known for our community. We have a very active Dutch forum and also a growing English forum. We also have an active Teamspeak 3 server where you can talk to other players! Our community is something we’ve been working on for a long time. We love our players AND we listen to our players. You decide what you want to see next on DRC!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

FatalityPrison

FatalityPrison, Is a Prison server hosted in America. We are a strong Dedicated server with amazing Staff and Players.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

LegendaryBane SMP

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

LegendaryBane is a server with a new spawn, new shop, new hub, and a cool creative freebuild server. Come join us and play on a sweet server that has loads of plugins that add tons of cool features to a semi vanilla experience!

Our Creative Freebuild world is built with a plots system. We also have WorldEdit available. Come build whatever you like and enjoy knowing that your creations will always be available to show off!

LegendaryBane is a server built for you. Join our website at http://legendarybane.net.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SkyCrack

We Started as a normal whitelisted server, but we decided to move to a bukkit server. We are running bukkit on a 1.7.2 server. We are looking for people who know how to code to help with other projects coming up. This is not just a server this is a community looking ti expand. Right now this server is white-listed but in the future we hope to be able to make the server big enough to expand to an un-whitelisted server.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Oasis MC

MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Oasis is one of the strongest survival servers out there. You can build as soon as you come in, and you can also apply for member on the forums to get a kit with free iron tools. We are heavily community based, everyone from member to admins are here to help you. Tons of plugins are being run to make sure you enjoy yourself to the fullest. We use CoreProtect to catch those griefers in their tracks, then rollback any damage they’ve done. We also use BlockLocker to lock and secure your doors and chest, and and we even have a couple of special custom plugins! For those who want a little more action, we have a dedicated Mini Games server in the works! We host community events such as build-offs and MobArena (Wave Survival) games! We try our hardest to ensure you have a great time here, and we hope you will stop by and say ‘Hello!’ Visit our forums at www.oasis-mc.net for more information.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.