Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Raid

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

First things first, open Minecraft and connect to raid.mcpvp.com There are two Raid servers to support more players, but they are both essentially the same. One is based in the US and the other is based in the EU. By using the main IP, you will get placed in the server in your region.

Once you’ve joined the game, use the command /help to receive a book that goes into detail about everything you need to know. If you’ve never played before, it’s a good idea to read through the first few pages about starting out on the server.

Note: It says “0/0 players” but the server is online and you can play it!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Capture The Flag

Mini Games, PvP

Your goal is to capture the enemy’s flag. The enemy’s flag will be on a fence post in or near their base. Break into the enemy’s base and steal their flag. You must now return to your own base and place the enemy’s flag on your team’s fence post. You will not be able capture an enemy’s flag if your own flag is missing. Once you have captured the enemy’s flag the required number of times, you win!

Before each match, there is a one minute waiting period for new players to join. During this waiting period you cannot choose a class or obtain any items, and you are invincible (you can’t die). Feel free to explore the map to get a feel for what you’ll be playing on.

When the game starts, you’ll be randomly assigned a team and teleported to your team’s starting position near your base. Type /help to see a list of classes, and type in the command for the class you choose. You can be: /archer, /assassin, /chemist, /dwarf, /heavy, /medic, /necro, /ninja, /pyro, /soldier, and /mage

You can play in US.MCCTF.COM or EU.MCCTF.COM Note: It says “0/0 players” but the server is online and you can play on it!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Enchantments Applied:	173	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

SieniMaailma.net

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games

Finnish server. The server contains the following content:

Survival PvP Worlds (RAID) Event world (Spleef,Mobarena,paintball,) Resource world Nether, tms.

Voting on the server will give you 3 diamonds!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Nubellis Games MC Server A

PvP, Survival

Our First Nubellis Games Minecraft Server! PvP: On! Mob Griefing: Off! Keep Inventory: On! Difficulty: 1! Chest Lock: On! Set Home: On! Game Mode: Survival!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PlanetCraftGames

Creative, Hardcore, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft network for players with version 1.7 to 15,1

Survival 1.15.2

Survival server based on 1.15.2 version with multiple difficulty mode from EASY, MEDIUM to HARD. But also special 1.14.4 Survival server with many modifications like SlimeFun4 and LuckyBlocks and many many many fun plugins.

We have also Creative and SkyBlock based on 1.14.4 Minecraft version.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

HP Craft

Creative, Survival

HP Craft

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	50	Chimeras Created:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CraftersLand Network Servers US

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Roleplay

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░

> Network Servers US: play.craftersland.us > Network Servers EU: play.craftersland.eu

We run modded servers too, for details visit our website. All our servers are hosted on dedicated servers in data centers and they are online 24/7.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Buildings Constructed:	29

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MineClash

Economy, Hardcore, Prison, PvP

MineClash is a Prison server with unique plugins, cumulative voting rewards, crates, plotmines, and lots of custom content! Come and be part of our awesome community today!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Nexxus Legion

Economy, Factions, Survival

==================== NEXXUS LEGION ======================

We are a small server. Only about 10 people may join our server at a time. Survival server for fun and socialization.

==================== IN GAME RANKS OF NEXXUS LEGION ======================

—Novice— The obvious new-comer to the server. They MUST register on the forum(http://nexxus.4umotion.com) and make a brief post about themselves to be promoted to Player. Commands Available: /help /msg /home /sethome /spawn

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Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Craft Unio

Factions, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Craft Union

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Astral Projections Made:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

XenonCraftPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding

Hey Guys This Is Our New Server we are looking for staff and are willing to co-operate with players we are very friendly and love to chat so come join this hardcore raiding server :p also we are open to suggestions such and spawn server plugins and loads of other awesome stuff. Now You Can Vote For A Random Reward Each Time. Its Ranges From Diamonds To Op Swords And Lots Of Other Awesome Prized. We Have A server Shop And Lots Of Great Kits Come Join Today!

Our WorldBorder Limit Is 5000 Blocks

We Have Trade Rooms Now So Theives Cant Steal Your Items

We Also have Mobcash get Money For Killing Your Mobs

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Ores Mined:	6320	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

EmporiorNetwork

Creative, Factions, Prison, Skywars, Survival

EmporiorNetwork the Global Community Network

Were a fun Minecraft server network with custom plugins, a great community and exciting new gamemodes that are unique to us. We are always improving our network, adding more features and servers based around your feedback.

You can join our server through the following IP adress: mc.emporior.net Dont forget to visit and register on our site: www.emporior.net Want to talk with other players or staff then you can join our TeamSpeak server: ts.emporior.net

Come visit us and you will have a great time. See you soon on EmporiorNetwork.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

VisiStudios

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

VISISTUDIOS.COM Takes you to a different galaxy long.. long… time ago. The mighty Galactic empire is at the brink of war. After the great war with Darth Vader the Republic empire found victory! However before Darth Vader went he had died with a curse that rose him and his army back from the dead. These undead 501st Clones have ran sacked and slathered villagers, and many are missing. You are surviving only on pure will to live.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PenguinCraft

Factions

PenguinCraft

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MilkCraft Survival

Survival

The best survival game in the MINECRAFT PLANET!! Join today and check it out! If you like it check out the website and tell friends about it! Be sure to check it out!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.