Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SoulPlex.Net

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Soulplex is an awesome minecraft server always with the latest version of the game. It has many modes such as Sky Block, Sky Wars, Factions, Survival, Creative etc.. We will be very glad if you come and play together with us! Have a nice time with our players and our friendly staff.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ores Mined:	8828	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

HydraCraft

Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

DO NOT ask for Staff Rank You will be kicked if you ask please apply at website About the Server Hydra-Craft is a Minecraft Server with Custom Enchantments, Factions and PVP

What you Need to Know Chests cant be locked There is a Power death ban for 1 minute (if you lose all your power) Custom enchantments are achieved rarely by enchantment tables Difficulty is on HARD mode and DO NOT ask for a admin role please go to our website for applications Also Remember to Vote for $2000

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

D-Nexus

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

“The lag is low; the uptime is high (24/7 of course); the plugins are balanced (yes, you have to earn those diamonds); the admins are more than competent; and the community is friendly except when it comes to the occasional murder and robbery. 9/10 would bang on people’s doors to recommend”

“Everyone is friendly and helpful, the plugins are a good balance between ‘fun’ and ‘challenging’, and the public areas (such as survival spawn, and the hub) are awe-inspiring — sometimes I’ll just wander around them to take in the sights. The staff is always quick to respond, whether it’s fixing a problem, listening to suggestions, or answering questions”

– Review posted by user(s)

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

TheBurgServer

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This multiplayer server is entirely Vanilla Minecraft. We have implemented a system of team PvP to help improve your experience and make us somewhat unique. Gather a team together and kill other players to advance to become the winners of the week. Each week a new prize is given out to the winning team. If teams are tied, they will fight it out in our custom-built Colosseum. Fights will be held there regularly if you are seeking to actually gain some items rather than just points. All items are given back to the victim if it is outside of the arena. You can play regular minecraft, but getting kills will earn you prizes and fame! Come on and join us!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Das Haifischbecken – Freebuild

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Shark tank!? We are Shark Tank, a community that has existed since the end of 2011. Many of our members’ contacts have led to real friendships. We hope that you will also make new acquaintances with us. In contrast to other servers, you will regularly meet our team in the game or Teamspeak and you will also have the opportunity to chat with us at any time. ————————————————————————————————- Server concept At the end of 2011, Shark Tank was created as a Bukkit server with only a few plugins. In the coming years, our server has been further developed to create an interesting and entertaining game world for every type of player. Based on our experiences, we set up a new server in early 2017 that will continue the Shark Tank tradition for a long time.

Enjoy Minecraft as it should be! ————————————————————————————————- Haifischbecken.net ༼っ◕‿◕༽

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Sami Stine

Creative, Mini Games, Raiding, Skyblock

Sami Stine

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

RedemptionTeams

Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival

RedemptionTeams is a new, modern, and fresh Teams PvP server! With custom plug-ins, amazing staff, and new and improved PvP, we believe that RedemptionTeams really is the ULTIMATE PvP expierence. Whether you have played Teams before, or you are new to it, our server has an amazing progression. RedemptionTeams gives an amazing expierence, and we are VERY professional. We believe that our server has more to offer than any other Teams server on Minecraft.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

eaveecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

eaveecraft

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

MCB-Factions

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding

MCB-Factions, the Faction server dedicated to you, we listen to our players and help provide the smoothest PvP experience possible. Our priority is fixing any bugs that may arise, they ruine the experience both for us and you.

We have plugins preventing all the most common Faction and PvP annoyances, such as pvp logging, border hopping and various cheaters. Join today and judge it for yourself! Key features: Anti-PvP logging , 20K border map, Friendly helpful staff, custom made spawn

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Crafters Party

Survival, Vanilla

This server right here is the server you are looking for if you don’t want to be surrounded with complicated mods and want to be a part of a wonderful and warm community.

We like to keep it nice and easy. Here you don’t die from other players which means no PvP. The staff is picked after hard thinking and is ready to help at any situation possible.

There is a server website which gives you all information needed when you join. You can also post a forum post if you want to suggest something new on the server or just post a funny youtubelink.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Lux In Spelunca

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

Hey there!

Are you looking for a safe, mature, fun and friendly environment to play minecraft? Look no further you’ve found it here. !! We are a 13+ server !!

We are a NO-RAID NO-PVP server. We strive to create a community based on respect and maturity. -Shop plugins, horse-keep, LWC protection among many other neat features. -Survival world and a PVP arena -Creative world for members-only to enjoy. -Admins all have a great sense of humor ;D You will start out as a ‘noob’ and once you’ve proven yourself a worthy player you will be promoted to member and become part of our community. Please do not ask for admin/op, you will be kicked, and if you persist you will be banned. We don’t tolerate spammers or whiners here, we especially don’t tolerate griefers. We’re here to play minecraft, have fun and make friends! Feel free to stop by!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

LTD-Craft

Economy, Factions

mc.limitedgaming.net [Factions] [Mcmmo] [Cracked] [24/7] [Vampires] [NoGapples] [Plotme] [SilkSpawners] [MorePotions] [Raiding] [Griefing]

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Podzol Network

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

The Podzol Network is all about unique, entertaining gamemodes, such as Wizardry, where you will find yourself when you first join.

On Wizardry, you slay monsters, survive blood moons, fight bosses, level up spells, go on quests, summon minions, get achievements, find rare items, craft powerful spells, and explore dangerous, wealthy ruins. Wizardry is Survival, and there is PvP, you can protect your houses using a protection spell (which can be cast on sponges). But beware! If your protection is not leveld up, other players can take it over using a protection curse!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

NemeGaming

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

NemeGaming was founded in 2011, and has since then been a staple household name, reaching millions of unique players logged into our network. We offer a variety of gamemodes, each of which provides the players with a variety of custom features never seen on any other server.

Our current gamemodes: – KitPvP – Skyblock – Survival

Join now at org.nemegaming.org

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Mines Excavated:	3844
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

ANiHost Factions server

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding

ANiHost’s new server!

We are brand new, but we are great! we have many amazing plugins, such as economy, worldedit, multiverse, Auto-Rankup(fun!)

we are ALWAYS recruiting, but DO NOT ask for staff, or items! 🙂 Hope to see you there!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6278

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!