Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Enchantments Applied:	254

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

InfamyCraft

Creative, Economy, Survival

We are dedicated to growing an awesome small community. Our server offers a free-for-all survival and a plotworld to satisfy all users.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

ForuxPVP

Economy, Factions

Factions with a twist. Pick your subtype, will you be a Pirate? A Spy? Hunter perhaps? Or maybe a Titan? Choose carefully, each has its own perks, shop, and kit. Which one will you choose? Join today!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Buildings Constructed:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Ice Craft

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival

Awesome server. Owner: Illusion9. Very friend and need people! Friendly donators and very helpful people to get u on your feat.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Limboworld

Economy, FTB, Skyblock, Survival

Hey there. Looking for a modpack that brings your computer to its knees? Weve got what you are looking for. Almost. We have a very loaded custom modpack and server. Claim your own town, get rich using economy. Use a lot of magic or start building incredible tech. You can find all about our pack and our server right here

https://www.facebook.com/groups/limboworld/

Or visit our website at http://limboworld.weebly.com

Modpack download from our website.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SnakeMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to the SnakeMC Community Server Owned By SnakeDoctor And Gianluca!

Here, we have Factions, Survival, Creative, Lucky Sky Island, Mini Games and More, We are constantly adding and updating game modes to bring the best experience possible.

Our server has many great features, such as Lucky Blocks, Crates, Kits, Vote Parties, Intense PvP, Custom Enchantments, and much more!

We include a wide variety of different plugins (including custom ones) to make the server even more fun!

Join now! Don’t forget to vote for the server, so you get some cool perks the next time you join! We also reward the top voter every month!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Gatucraft El Server Gaturro de Minecraft

Economy, KitPvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Welcome to the GATURRO Minecraft server!

– SkyWars – KitPVP – SkyBlock – Contracts – Creative – Economy – Rankings

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

RCG CityLife

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Join with : mc.realisticcombatgaming.net Website : https://realisticcombatgaming.net Discord: https://discord.gg/cW9zPypmkt RCG CityLife is a City Roleplay Server where you can become anything. You can get a job, a car and a house. You can be one of the good guys or one of the bad guys. You can do drugs and have gun fights with others. You can earn money and make your way up. You can be a bank robber or a police officer and protect others. Anything is possible in RCG CityLife!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4816
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Farms Harvested:	139

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Aestivia

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

The Grid is a community that has flourished from the enthusiasm of our players, we have had experience of running a minecraft server that had been around since March 2011. Since then we have come to launch a new server known as Aestivia.

Why should you choose Aestivia? If you are looking for a place to call home, then look no further, we are a great community that has been around since March 2011, so we have over 4 years of experience with Minecraft. Our staff knows how to effectively manage a server and keep control of any situation, as well as maintain a great level of content and social aspects for anyone in our community to enjoy. We welcome any new player amongst our veteran community! Our server combines a unique combination of plugins to create a fantastic and engaging experience for all, we have an intricate rank system, towns, PvP based around factions, spleef, and more.

I have a question, where can I ask it? You can ask questions a lot of places! Any questions you have can be answered by our staff on the servers in game. You can also post it on our forums page, or message a staff member on the website, and we’ll be sure to get back to you as soon as possible.

Join us now! And immerse yourself in the action ip:: mc.aestivia.com -or- 158.69.172.160

See you in, Aestivia, your new home!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Dark-Faire.net Semi-Vanilla

Survival, Vanilla

Dark-Faire is a small, almost pure (Semi-Vanilla) Minecraft server with friendly survival style gameplay and minimal plugins. We offer free building and exploration of a naturally generated world on version 1.9. You will have an active admin team and a lot of satisfied players, mostly from the Czech Republic and Slovakia, as your company. Every player who respects our rules is welcome. Playing is free, all you need is an original Minecraft account, an appetite for the game and respect for others.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MineUltra

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Skywars, Survival

This SV is very good, it has a little bit of everything good, there is the IP for you to enjoy but I am not an admin or creator but I help the SV by passing the IP because the SV is very good

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Bliss Reborn

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Bliss Reborn is a story driven Factions server where people aim to build their stats (via MCMMO) and legend from being an Outsider to the King of the server. Ranks on the server are earned via reaching pre-determined power levels (MCMMO), encouraging the development of your RPG experience, immersion and specialization in your faction!

Contains an in development lore based story based in a destructive, withered world where players can fight unique mobs and discover hidden loot. The server is full of quest lines, dungeons, and hidden lore to add new goals and focus to always keep you entertained, though much of this is currently in-dev. As well, we also have the Factions plugin installed, to add a sense of apocalyptic mayhem to the mix. The first player to defeat the Ultimate Wither and become King will get a one-of-a-kind crown. Afterward, to obtain the title of King, another player must defeat the Ultimate Wither, as well as the King himself. Players within the faction that the King belongs to will also obtain rewards when the player becomes King.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

GravityMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars

Welcome to a MineCraft server like no other! We have KitPvP, PaintBall and SuperSpleef! More will be coming soon!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

DanPower

Factions, PvP

New Op Server Epic Staff Kind And Friendly Environment Join NOW FOR SOME FUN ————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————IP-danpower.info

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

OkiMC Skyblock

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skyblock

This is a Faction Pot PVP themed minecraft server where you can practice your pot pvp and raiding skills. We are one of the only faction servers that has raiding events. Finally we incorperated silk touch spawners.. Hope you have an outstanding factions experiance

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Matrix Prison

Parkour, Prison

Hello 🙂 We hope all enjoy joining matrix prison We also have Parkour and some Minigames We hope you like and if vote 🙂

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.