Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Reality-Pixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Reality-Pixelmon, The all-new pixelmon server fit to any needs! Active polling, Grand Exchange, and unlimited potential! The dedicated owner, and forming staff team are hard at work to put out for our players! Server is hosted on a 24/7 DDoS protected board and network. Come join us today, and mold the future of this immaculate server in progress!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Robert Ireland

Creative, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Server 1.8.8 – PVP Creative Survival All players can be opped. Jobs, ArmorShop, Economy, Vault. Friendly server.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Harvest Block

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

We are a mature and well-established server that consists of players 18 and older. We are often considered rare because we make no exceptions to this rule. This is to ensure we have a nice friendly bunch of people, from different walks of life, who enjoy playing together because they share a hobby.

Please visit our website to apply for whitelisting!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	New Chunks Explored:	534385
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Cuba – Prison

Prison

Danish minecraft server, join it and we can make a nice community! You can read more on my website – and if you have any questions can you send me a mail on [email protected] 🙂

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Minecrafters Go Mooo

Survival, Towny

NEED STAFF AND REGULAR PLAYERS!!!

There are two Owners – ItsDIGI and FappyJr/FapToMySkill.

The server has fun plugins, unlimited world, teleports to every biome and no lag!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Enchanted Craft

Factions, MCMMO, Survival

Enchanted Craft is an Alpha Build of something great, We currently only have Survival and Factions but plan on having Creative and Mini-Games

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6137	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Sarefine

KitPvP, PvP

Sarefine is a server which offers loads of different pvp opportunities, unlike mainstream servers we have a KitPvP based soup server with abilities to rain arrows and suffocate players in ice, 2 of many. We also have a practice server with elo based system in which one can reach the leaderboards and show who is the best. We’re an eu based network soon expanding to many different continents in the future, we look forward to seeing you!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MoltresPvP Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Raiding

MoltresPvP Network is a server focused around providing pvp with multiple and expanding gamemodes. MoltresPvP has a diverse community of players and staff, and we strive to provide new, unique, and fun gamemodes and pvp for all.

Everything on MoltresPvP is custom coded by or developer team.

Coins and levels are shared network wide, so if you gain a level on Kitpvp, you get that level in MiniUHCMeetup.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

mc matrix

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival

In the cross over’s Ceará, we came to win and not to be defeated, so if you want to be part of this game, know that we’re going to bring it to the boil….kkkkkkkk

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Magic Items Found:	3179

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

mc.godsyn.com

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

A Focus On PvE With Aesthetics In Mind MC.godsyn.com is a dedicated, 20-slot Minecraft server hosted in North America that has been around since the dawn of SMP, known for its uptime and mature community. Players under the age of 18 are not permitted to apply for membership, and the administrators and moderators of the server are required to be over 21 years old.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Missoula Public Library

Economy, PvP, Survival

Survival server with NoCheatPlus, dynmap, FancyShop, Essentials, HeadsLite, AdvancedReport, MineFriends, Vault, EssentialsSpawn, NoSwear and GriefPrevention.

Dedicated PVP area. PG friendly chat.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Pickaxe-PvP

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP

Welcome to Pickaxe-PvP! We are a brand new factions server that would love to have you join our small community!

We have: – Factions – McMMO – Chests shops – AutoRank

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Influx Network

Mini Games

The Influx Network is a network of custom coded plugins to provide the best minigame experience as possible. We are constantly bringing new and engaging updates to the server. We currently have 11 minigames, and are planning to add many more. Join today at theinflux.no-ip.org

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1127

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Entertaining Squad

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

You can buy ranks at entertainingsquad.buycraft.net You can buy ranks through this website entertainingsquad.buycraft.net This server is very good and works for pirated minecraft and original minecraft

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

YeetFactions

Creative

WE need staff badly and a co owner also the first successful applier gets co owner and co owner gets console So staff positions that are open are as following – Head Admins – Admins – Head Moderators – Moderators – Head Helpers – Helpers – AND BUILDERS WE REALLY NEED BUILDERS! thank you for your time.

When you join do /warp apply

PS Apps need to be at least five pages long

167.114.8.38

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.