Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

XDcraft

Factions

Hello lads! This is a awesome factions server with ranks, crates, and more other! What are you waiting for?! Come and take a look 😀 mc34.gamehosting.it:25601

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CreativeKing

Creative

CreativeKing is arguably one of the leading Creative-gamemode Minecraft Servers. With over 5 years of experience of moderating, managing and administrating Minecraft servers, you can be sure of receiving a fun, safe and griefer-free experience on award-winning server technology.

When it comes to having a great community to interact with, there’s nowhere better. With a simple one-minute registration system, you can be building almost instantly without the hastle of waiting for approval by a member of staff. Our playerbase is so diverse that you are almost certain to find someone with similar interests to you – whether you’re interested in football, rugby, programming or even bird watching, you’re more than likely going to find someone compatable.

One of the major features of CreativeKing that most creative servers lack these days is that we don’t have a formal plots system. By this, we mean you are able to build anywhere on the map, providing it has not already been taken. This allows for you to work on builds with friends – there’s no messing about with permissions or plot members, they can just join! In addition to this, there are no restrictions on the size of builds. Therefore, if you want to build a gigantic medieval castle, go for it!

Another issue that some servers face these days is the blight that “griefers” can bring. CreativeKing has solved this issue. With cutting-edge block-logging software, we can record every block change and undo griefs in a matter of seconds. Our bans are also aggregated with hundreds of other servers; if a player with multiple bans on other servers tries to join CreativeKing, they are automatically excluded to allow us to maintain our clean and healthy community.

“CreativeKing is a fantastic server. I’ve really enjoyed being able to build without any limits.”

“I would definitely recommend CreativeKing to a friend. The staff are the most friendly and helpful people I have ever met!”

“Some of the builds are out of this world. I have never seen such creativity on Minecraft before.”

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Dimension Hops:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

The Enchantment Network

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to The Enchantment Network’s Vanilla Aspect PLUS, our new economy survival server! The Enchantment Network is a fresh server that holds a strong and fun community with a lot of diversity. We also have two public servers: Skyblock and Creative. Our main focus here at TEN is to create an exciting, safe and an uniquely dynamic experience that keeps the vanilla aspect without going stale. Our Staff is the most friendly and interactive that can fix any problems you might run into while playing on our server.

We have plans to host fun and exciting events and activities for our players that will keep you engaged and wanting more. We want everyone to have the best possible experience while having fun with each other and enjoying the community and server as a whole.

Bring your ideas to life at The Enchantment Network, with our friendly community and staff, you will feel like home in no time!

Come join in on the fun and make sure to register at our website and apply here! http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/servers/pc-servers/2603406-ten-vanilla-aspect-plus-survival-economy

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PVP.Zone

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

PVP.Zone is a custom factions server that strives to provide quality gameplay.

With care packages, custom enchants, unique headhunting system, custom ability orb items, and much more, why would you go anywhere else?

JOIN US // IP: pvp.zone

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7051	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Eckocraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Eckocraft is an amazing survival server, with wonderful staff. Most players on the server play survival, but Eckocraft does offer creative plots, skygrid, and skyblock.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
New Chunks Explored:	737718	Dragon Scales Harvested:	358

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Star Wars The Force Wars

Factions, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Have you ever wanted to live inside the Star Wars universe? Be a Bounty Hunter, Jedi, Sith or anything else you can think of? Well now you can! Our server is set 50 years after the events of Kotor 2. Revan has disappeared into deep space, and with his loss, the Galaxy has once again fallen into chaos.

Choose your path on the colonial world of Taris. Will you decide to aid the forces of light, or the hordes of darkness? Will you lead your people with courage and integrity through these dark times, or will your colony fall into disrepair?

Features:

*Lightsabers, blasters and other custom weapons. *Amazing custom texturepack. *Faction based gameplay. *Custom force powers. *More to come!

Join us now and begin your own story: IP: starwars.factions.wc Website: mc-starwars.enjin.com/

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

ScoutWired.org

Creative, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to scoutwired.org, we are a fun Minecraft server network specifally for Scouts all over the world! We have custom plugins, a great community and exciting new gamemodes that are unique to us. We have a strong, dedicated, trained staff team who all Scout too! We are always looking to improve our server and welcome feedback from the people who matter, our players. So what are you waiting for? Jump on the server right now!! The Sever address is : minecraft.scoutwired.org

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Mistiic Craft

Factions, PvP, Raiding

A Factions Server

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	New Chunks Explored:	31471
Emeralds Found:	8409	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

NineYards Flan Server

Factions, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

This is the NineYards Flans server. Join us at http://nineyards.enjin.com/

We currently offer shops, factions modded experience, and a wonderful community. Events and minigames are plentiful.

With Duncs, Hardcore Flans, and other servers having gone down, we offer a replacement for the true and tried flans factions gameplay style.

Mod info: Flans mod 1.7.10, or hereamiflan modpack on technic.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Star Shards Collected:	112

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

TattoWorld

Mini Games

A minecraft server, for players that using a version 1.8 let’s go play now, have games Caça Obsidian, SkyWars, MegaSkyWars, Prison

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Vox Populi Gold

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

We are a tight Minecraft community with a lot to offer. Everyone is welcome. We have some awesome role play and fantasy goals and experiences, as well as completely unique plugins and features that you have to see to believe. We are probably the highest quality server you’d ever find, you have our word.

**Rules**: No Griefing. No Profanity. Use Common sense. /rules in game.

**Server Hardware**: 16GB, SSD drive, 64bit Hexacore system.

**Plugins**: We have over 160 plugins, all configured by hand with lots of love.

**Owner/Admins/Moderators**: Zombiemold, Latingoddess.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MineSearchMC

Factions, Prison, Survival Games

FACTIONS PRISONS KITPVP HG

NEW AND CUSTOM PLUGINS

Helper Application Link: http://minesearchmc.enjin.com/application Forums: http://minesearchmc.enjin.com

NEW CUSTOM SHOP PLUGIN!

COME CHECK IT OUT!

INFO: I’m Tanner, MineSearch’s Network-Manager We love to have fun here on MineSearch and love meeting new people! If you guys have time, please feel free to stop by on the server.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Fitcraft

Creative, Skyblock

We created an unique plugin that works with a mobile app currently on ios to reward people for working out.

https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/fitcraft/id1059635773?mt=8

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Diamond Factions

Factions, PvP, Skywars

Hey everyone! Wanna come have some fun on a factions server? We have a wide range of things to do on line, starting with factions as our biggest hit! Our staff are amazing, and make sure that everyone is having a fun, safe and enjoyable time on line! As this is a new server, we are looking for amazing players, just like you! So, come join in on the fun!:D

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

UsM Server

MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Hello! Are you looking for a server with a great spawn, Nice people, mature staff, and more like that? If so, The UsM Server is the server for you! We never ban for no reason, and we respect everyone! We do not allow bullying or any rules to be broken. We make sure everyone enjoys their time. We will always answer all your questions, and we have staff/undercover staff on almost 24/7! So you will/should be treated fairly. So come join us now! We have everything ready and set up (including shops). We were sure to double check everything, but if you find a glitch, please, let us know! We have shops, MCMMO, RAIDING, and a great spawn like no other! > Don’t believe us? Well come see for yourself! 🙂 We’re looking forward to seeing you there! Have a good day/night!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.