Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

FinalCraft IDEAL

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Tekkit

FinalCraft Network ModPack

Join our Discord -> https://discord.gg/XaUvd7b

* Nome -> FinalCraft IDEAL * Creator -> EverNife * Genre -> Open World * Minecraft version -> 1.7.10

DESCRIPTION This modpack was created together with the community, it remained as a project on the Minecraft Brasil forum for a few months where we discussed what would be the best mods to put on it. He is a mix of Magic and Technology! The Server has reasonably easy gameplay, having KeepIventory in the main worlds and standard recipes for most items! (They get more difficult when it comes to armor)

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Villages Defended:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

WorldpvpCraft

Factions

Rankup Server

novo minegame Factions!

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Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Citycraft smp

Antigrief, Custom Gamemodes, Custom MiniGames, Economy, family friendly, Payouts, Survival, Teams, Youtubers

Coming In December:Build roads using the all new Transportation Node!Start a Lumber Mill and get paid for logging!Build housing and make revenue!

IP: play.citycraftmc.comJava, Windows, and Mobile.

CityCraft SMP Features:

Coming – Pave Your Path to Profit: Establish a singular route or weave a vast network of roads. Attract players with shops and sights, and earn silver for every traveler on your thoroughfare! Lay 3 stone blocks side-by-side to unlock the Transportation Node.

Anti-Cheat, Anti-Grief: Enjoy gameplay in a realm of fairness and respect. Our cutting-edge anti-cheat system and diligent moderation team promise a rewarding and positive experience.

Land Claims and Build Protection: Ensure your architectural marvels remain pristine. With our land claim mechanics, you’re assured your creations stay intact.

Player Shops: Establish your marketplace, negotiate with fellow players, and amass wealth. Trade essential resources, unique items, and more, carving a name as the server’s top merchant.

Economy: Dive into a thriving economy where players can earn, trade, and splurge on prized assets. Flex your entrepreneurial muscles and see your fortunes soar.

Leaderboard Legends: Stand out and become a legend! Rise to the top of our Hardcore Mode leaderboard and earn bragging rights as one of CityCraft’s finest. (Command `/ferocia`)

Community:

CityCraft SMP is home to a vibrant and friendly community of players who share your passion for Minecraft. Forge lasting friendships, collaborate on ambitious projects, and join in on exciting events and tournaments.

Join CityCraft SMP today (play.citycraftmc.com) and take your city building to the next level.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	2908

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Ali-ACraft Network

Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

Ali-ACraft Network (1.8+)

Welcome to Ali-ACraft, the official server of famous Youtuber, Ali-A! We’re a hub server with unique features, gamemodes, and a welcoming community! Our server is 99% lag-free, has friendly staff, and is constantly updated with new features to ensure players always enjoy the network, experiencing all the features we have to offer.

We hope to see you soon! – Ali-A Army

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CandyKings

Anarchy, Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

CandyKings is a candy-themed server dedicated to bringing you the best experience possible! We aim to offer you an unique experience whilst maintaining a fun and balanced atmosphere for everyone!

Candy ON Prison PVP Survival Balanced Economy

Play Today! IP: play.candykings.net Store: http://store.candykings.net/

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Purple ore mc

Avatar, Bending, Horse, Kingdom, Mining, Modded, Peaceful, Potpvp, The Bridge, Uhc

PurpleOre is a new Minecraft network consisting of great content and many different gamemodes for you to enjoy! We also offer free ranks! Be sure to claim your free rank today by typing /freerank in-game!

Our staff and players are always welcoming to any and all newcomers so don’t be shy <3

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

InfinitePixel

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP

Welcome to InfinitePixel! lnfinitePixel is a friendly server with fun staff. It has MCmmo & Factions! We also have Custom Enchantments,Economy,and other cool plugins. This server is in need of staff and is running Spigot 1.10. We are currently Minigames.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Keaths-Network

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Keaths-Network is a network of friendly people that like to play games and chill. If you would like to come be apart of this fun and join our growing network. Join us and have fun. we are currently working on the economy. Vivecraft for VR Minecraft ver – 1.16.2 Cheating – yes as long as you do not effect other people Survival – yes Creative – yes Nether – yes End – yes pvp – no

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	275	Divine Spears Created:	23
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Op blocks

Casino, Chat, Discord, FACTORY, FANTASY, Hide and seek, Horse, Medieval, Obby, Youtubers

PurpleOre is an OG Minecraft network consisting of great content and many different gamemodes for you to enjoy! We also offer free ranks! Be sure to claim your free rank today by typing /freerank in-game!

Our staff and players are always welcoming to any and all newcomers so don’t be shy <3

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Mythria

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

The world of Mythria awaits you. It is a magical land filled with complexity and beauty. Choose your race, name, age, and skills in this epic RP-PVP Minecraft server. You will face dangerous challenges, and experience fear as you protect the most important thing, your life and the lives of those you love. You can choose to live a simple life, or rise through the ranks of power. Will you be a benevolent king? A simple farmer? Or will you be a wandering thief. All these choices and more a possible in Mythria.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

BlockoutMC

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP

BlockoutMC is a death-match free for all player vs. player type server. Your goal is to kill players, earn nuggets as money, and buy better gear. You will also be able to enchant the gear you have purchased. EXP dispensers and enchantment tables are hidden areas in our map.

Our goal/the goal of this server is to improve the player’s PvP skills, while creating a fun community where players become friends.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Ores Mined:	8374
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Mox mc

Avatar, Bending, HACKING, Mining, op prison, Rlcraft, smp, Star Wars, warzone, Youtubers

We are a brand new survival server with completely custom plugins and a fresh map for our players to begin adventuring on.Every player has access to a randomtp so you can find the perfect spot to start your adventure!Our claiming system allows you to protect your home and loot from anyone who may try to steal, damage or otherwise grief.We have a live reporting system for players to use should they encounter a bug, need in game help, or need to report someone they feel may be cheating. The report goes straight to the server owner who can handle it asap with no problems.As soon as we have established testing on our custom plugins we will also implement ranks based on time played to reward players who are loyal to our server.We hope to create a small community of players on our server and evolve it based on their suggestions and input

In the future we are also interested in adding more game modes to our network including creative and hardcore survival as well as others.

Other awesome features include :Keep inventory24/7 server uptimeActive owners/adminsIf you have any questions at all feel free to join our discord and ask! http://discord.survivewith.usThank you for your time!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

RabbidRabbits

PvE, PvP, Survival

We are a survival bucket sever, we have mods that help us run the game smoother and easier, but normal players will play the game as intended. we are looking for staff, which must be of the age 18 or older absolutely no exceptions we will have a donation setup allowing you to buy items, ranks etc. be aware this is a straight survival server, we do have some rules which will be posted in game and on our website which will be posted at a later date. please come join us for a good ol’ rabbid time. If youve read this far then be aware we are really desperately looking for staff, of all time zones and gender… age is still a restriction, please the youngest we can go for admin is 17, the youngest we can go for mod is 14. our third owner must be at least 19 or older. we will not bend the rules any further. you may contact us at [email protected] or on the server directly if we are on. or send me a message on here. we will have a website and youtube channel up shortly so keep an eye out for that

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

GameCast

Creative

come and join the server is it a creative server we are hoping to add a hub and factions and maybe some other things we dont need staff right now but if we get a lot of players on and people stay active we might start looking for staff members all staff are nice and we would love to have you join the server.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Stride learning

Buildbattle, Creative, Custom MiniGames, Events, family friendly, Survival

The Stride Learning Network is all about creating a fun, educational gaming experience for people of all ages and skills on a cross-play server (Bedrock and Java Edition). We’re using Minecraft to bring you unique mini-games, long-lasting game modes, and a safe environment to learn and have a blast! Additionally, we host build challenges all the time with CASH and MERCH prizes!

Explore our Survival MP, enhanced with plugins like Towny and McMMO, or grab some friends and take on our chaotic Fall Guys mini-game, Clumsy Crew! With tons of new minigames always in development, now is the best time to start your Stride Learning experience.

Java IP: mc.stride.gg

Bedrock IP: mc.stride.gg (Port: 19132)

Website: https://stride.gg/minecraft/minecraft_server/

>> Survival MP (Towny and McMMO)

>> Creative

>> Clumsy Crew

>> Block Battle

>> More in development, coming soon!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.