Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

FaecazServer

Creative, Economy, Survival

A fun server for people that just want to play survival and play creative!. A perfect server for your friends to have fun.

Come and play with your friends and climb the ladder!

Version 1.8

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Camo – de custom mt

Fake Minetopia, Minetopia, Roleplay

CamoNetwork the nicest Minetopia in the Netherlands. We add original things to make Minetopia even more fun. For more information and our internet panel check our site.

You can see an example of our site in the gallery

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

The Fallen Chronicle

Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay

Introduction

The Fallen Chronicle is a Hardcore Roleplaying experience, that focuses on individual character development and freedom of roleplay. However before anything else, The Fallen Chronicle is a story. A story being told by the community and the players. We do anything we can, to provide you with the resources you need to shape your own adventure. So, are you interested in being swallowed up by diverse storytelling? If so, The Fallen Chronicle is the place for you, and we greet you with open arms.

Forum for Whitelist Applicants!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Cascademc

Economy

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Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	56080	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Pyracraft

Custom, Earth, Kingdom, smp

Welcome to PyraCraft – Unleash Your Kingdom’s Legacy!

Embark on an epic journey in the expansive world of PyraCraft, where Earth meets the enchanting realm of Minecraft. Our server offers a unique SMP experience, blending the familiar landscapes of our planet with the endless possibilities of the blocky universe.

Key Features:Earth SMP: Explore a meticulously crafted map mirroring the real-world terrain. Traverse lush forests, scale towering mountains, and establish your kingdom in the diverse landscapes of PyraCraft.Kingdoms: Forge alliances, wage wars, and build thriving civilizations. Create your own kingdom, each with its distinct style, culture, and governance. Will you be a peaceful realm or a mighty conqueror?Custom Features: Immerse yourself in a world of unparalleled possibilities with PyraCraft’s bespoke features. Uncover hidden treasures, encounter mythical creatures, and master unique gameplay elements that set our server apart.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

JOIUS

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

JOIUS-MC The hottest server there is [1.8.x]

Current [BEWERBUNGSPHASE] We are looking for YOU to join our team! I’d like to hear from you…

Infos Help build our city on your land. You can even keep animals and build redstone contraptions. There are several raffle lots and a FREE ITEM donor!

Everyone here is friendly and no one gets griefed! We pay close attention to that. Our lovely supporters will be happy to help you get started.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ores Mined:	4154
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CraftMC.Lt

Factions, PvP, Skywars, Survival

WWW.CRAFTMC.LT – MINECRAFT SURVIVAL/PVP/FACTIONS/SKYWARS ON THE SERVER! IP: mc.craftmc.lt | Come and have fun with us! Only here you will learn to achieve your goals, not free stuff! Claim: /kit action

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Enchantments Applied:	143

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Realmportalmc

Custom Bosses, Custom Items, Dungeons, Economy, Magic, mmo, PvE, RPG, smp, Towny

A unique take on RPGMMO Towny / Survival experience with custom items, mobs, bosses, classes, skills, magic and more. PvE Survival with a whole lot more.

▣ Choose from several classes with various skills and level-up RPG style, craft hundreds of unique items, battle dozens of diverse mobs, and challenge 40+ new bosses in an enhanced towny experience.

▣ Navigate through expansive and detailed dungeons for exclusive loot and unique gear.

▣ Fly around on dragons and explore dozens of new biomes in the open-world wilderness to build your thriving town using the 300+ new blocks and furniture pieces.

▣ Engage in the economy with player shops, auctions as well as functional factories and farms.

▣ Protect your buildings and items with land claims and the ability to lock containers. Griefing and stealing are forbidden and can easily be undone.

▣ Enjoy an immersive experience with new textures and models. No mods are needed, simply accept our resource pack on join. We are 100% free to play with no P2W elements.

▣ Realmportal has a decade-long online presence and has an experienced and active owner, mature and responsible staff, and a non-toxic community. We are committed to regular updates and value your feedback for new content.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Chroma Skyblock

PvP, Skyblock

Welcome to Chroma Gaming! So far we are a prison server that has a dream to go big! Soon we will expand into a hub network and we will have other gamemodes like Factions, Survival, Hunger games, and more! Our IP is 158.69.5.39:25580 We hope to see you there!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	390	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Lockout

1vs1, Custom, Custom MiniGames, Custom Plugins, free, Fun, Minigames, Multiplayer Survival, PvE, PvP Survival

LOCKOUT.biz is a Survival Minigame where players are dropped into a new vanilla world with no gear.

There are two teams, Yellow Team and Blue Team.

The game has 15 objectives that are shared between both teams.

Once one team completes an objective, that objective is locked and nobody can complete it.

The first team to complete 8 objectives has locked out the other team, meaning they win!

Lockout can be played with any number of players on each team and can support any number of games at once. It is designed to be completely autonomous and should require no staff intervention while functioning normally.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Divinity PvP Factions

Factions, PvP

Divinity is a new dedicated PvP Factions server.

Don’t waste your time being lost in old and big servers, stop trying to compete with people who are overpowered. Start fresh with everyone else to truly to enjoy the benefits of winning fights and raiding. Our spawn is small and there is no work to start playing. Within minutes you could be building a base.

Divinity offers you a chance to be the first people to join the server to make history and experience the growth of the server first-hand. Be part of the Divine community and within time you can find yourself in a staff position.

We award recognition for player’s who deserve it and you’ll truly feel like a part of a community within the server and our website.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Dragons Tamed:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

KikkerCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

KikkerCraft, minigames, survival, PVP, PVE, fun spawn, lots of online, nice and friendly players, lots of plugins and much more.

Kikkercraft is the successor to the popular CoolCraft that has been around since 2011. We thought it was time for a new website, new server and a new name: KikkerCraft.

KikkerCraft is a Dutch and Belgian Minecraft server with a fantastic spawn and many nice players who want to work with you day and night to build the coolest buildings you can imagine. KikkerCraft has a large survival world with Factions (= protected areas), you can claim your own area and build there with your friends. You can also attack and conquer other factions, so you can become the strongest faction. We have a number of fun and useful plugins that make playing on the server fun.

Feel free to drop by and see it all for yourself. Connect to: play.kikkercraft.nl

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Rpg adventure

Abilities, Custom Bosses, Custom Enchants, Custom Items, Dungeons, Economy, PvE, RPG, Skills

A unique gamemode in minecraft► A large hand-built open world map► 8 different classes, each with unique abilities and playstyles► Custom items and loot► Unique crafting system► Economy and market► Custom mobs► Dungeons and bosses

No mods required! Use the IP to join

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Buildings Constructed:	28

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Minetopia

Anarchy

This is a minetopia server join now 1.8 ……………………………….. ………………………………………….. ………………………………………….. …………..

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Divine Spears Created:	28
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Loftus No plugin Survival

PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome! Come join us! We are a friendly server that has no plugins whatsoever. We are still opping some trust worthy people but don’t ask for op, we will op when we think you are worth our trust.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.