Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Crops Grown:	1140
Buildings Constructed:	28	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

The Refugee Server

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games

This server is an economy based server with a bunch of mini-games to play, it is currently under construction as it is a new server. we hope you enjoy your time here at The Refugee Server.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

WELTEINZ

Survival

Hi, this is WELTEINZ and this is our Server..

First things first – If you are looking for a very small and even slower growing community which is pretty picky about their members, then the following might be right up your alley.

This vanilla server is running since 2012 with the same map, wich means if you want to use new biomes, blocks or items you will have to move – it’s up to you to challenge yourself and start all over again or just take stuff with you.

As I already said, we are a very small community. 4 to 5 people are playing on a weekly base, the rest about 10 is jumping onto the server every now and then.

Average age of our community is round about 30. Would be nice if you fall into that range, but exeptions can be made. You’ll need to be at least 18 years old – no exeptions here.

If you feel addressed we would be very pleased to hear – [email protected] or https://discord.gg/PEF2FXq from you!

Zed

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	4952	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Lavender-mc

Balanced Economy, Survival

🎮Lavender-MC | Minecraft Forge Cobblemon Server 🎮

Welcome to a world filled with adventure, mystery, and hundreds of custom Pokémon models! Our server, Lavender-MC, is all about pushing the limits and adding as many features as possible to enhance your Cobblemon experience. 🌍

What awaits you in Lavender-MC? Let’s take a look:

🔍 Visit the Archaeologist – Revive fossil Pokémon and bring them to life! Our underground mine system is filled with fossils and loot waiting to be discovered.

🗺️ Explore Area Zero – A custom map where paradox Pokémon roam. Can you catch them all?

🏛️ Summon Legendary Pokémon – Build shrines and summon legendary Pokémon to fight by your side!

🚀 Meet the Astronaut – Visit the wormholes and try to beat the race to catch an Ultra Beast.

🔮 Discover Mythical Shrines in Area Zero – Summon mythical Pokémon for an epic battle!

🎨 Over 200 Custom Models – We’ve added over 200 custom models on top of the base Cobblemon mod to give you a unique and immersive experience.

🔗 Join Us Today!

Server IP: play.lavender-mc.com

Modpack Link: [Lavender-MC Modpack]

Are you ready to embark on your Lavender-MC adventure? We can’t wait to see you in-game! 🌟

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Too Many Cows Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

– Grief Prevention: claim land with a simple tool to prevent griefers from destroying your work – Mob arena: play the mob arena, battle waves of monsters and bosses for fun and rewards – Economy: trade with other players for items, or sell and buy items from the server shop – mcMMO: increase levels while doing things in Minecraft to unlock extras and compete with others on the leaderboards – Ranks: gain xp to unlock xp and gain a nice big number next to your name in chat, and compete on the leaderboards – RandomTP: instead of having to walk out of the spawn, teleport instantly to an empty, random location in the wilderness – CoreProtect: griefing can be rolled back by notifying an admin – TreeAssist: cut down and replant trees instantly, no need to chop the whole thing down to get its wood – Essentials: includes many commands central to playing, such as /home, /warp, /tpa, and more

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

GiowiLa

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Fatality Network is a PVP based network. At the current time we only have factions available, however we’re releasing games such as FFA, kitpvp, mini-games and a lot more!

We have many custom plugins, made by our amazing developer(s), and reach a player base of 50+!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Fiskheroes server

Adventure, Survival

THE FISKHEROES SERVER–ADVANCEDFISKHEROES.NET–THE OFFICIAL ADVANCED FISKHEROES SERVER–Welcome to THE FISKHEROES SERVER, a 1.7.10 Modded Superhero Minecraft server running the FiskHeroes Mod. The server offers a vast variety of Suits that players can enjoy and have fun with.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Mc-ages

Bed wars, Custom Enchants, Jobs, MCMMO, Minigames, OneBlock, Ranks, Skyblock, Small, Towny

MC-Ages is a growing network, all running on the latest Minecraft version – 1.20.x.

We have 6 servers to choose from. Park Age (mini games), Towny, Industrial (survival), Dark – an interesting twist on survival and Skyblock.

If you like getting involved in a fun community, building, farming and completing quests, why not come and give our small but growing community a try – come and join us!!

Play solo Or join a guild, team, town or island

* Work your way through our custom ranks (Towny, Oneblock, Industrial & Skyblock), gaining perks as you go.

* Battle your way to the top of the MCMMO rankings

* Learn to fight the boss mobs and complete their quests

* Build the most amazing structures to show off to the community.

* Go mining in the mining world and discover the hidden nightmares in the catacombs!

* Earn extra money through Jobs (Towny, Oneblock & Skyblock), by being paid for: farming, building, mining, hunting and more.

* Rise to the challenge of our many quests.

* Try your hand at our upgraded vanilla fishing – custom fish, fishing quests and of course, regular fishing competitions.

If you fancy a relaxed, friendly, growing community experience, come and spend some time here and give us a try.

We’re looking forward to saying hello.

We also off cross-platform comaptability, so Bedrock players are also able to play.

IP: 67.222.142.243 Port 25566

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

TreeChop

Survival, Vanilla

About

TreeChop is a whitelisted SMP server established October 7, 2016. We are a very new server that is looking for a great community. We hope that through our adventures on this new server, we create an active, big, and friendly community! We would love to have you join our new community and help us create an awesome environment for everyone!

If you would like to apply for this server, simply go to the link!

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1wA3rKmm-KJcHRf48lTf38S-2fdgGmpebl9S0m9ejaK8/edit?c=0&w=1#response=ACYDBNjK8RHkJsFmPRClJMg9UQ4vtTGRQ1nq_y6st31WPuLGwbMfrrFn0PkFAz8

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	9145

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

P-Craft

Survival, Vanilla

Small friendly survival server to play on with friends or by yourself. if you are playing alone and come across someone elses creations ask about it without stealing and destroying it.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Aquacraft

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

🌟 Discover the Epic World of Minecraft! 🌟

🔒PrisonOP: Forge your path to freedom! Mine, trade and create alliances in a fight for supremacy.

💎 Skyblock: Build your kingdom in the skies! Start from scratch on your floating island and reach new heights.

⚔️ Coming soon: Skywars and Bedwars: Prepare your skills for exciting aerial battles and bed challenges.

🚀 Join now and be part of this exciting adventure on our Minecraft server. The fun never ends! 🚀

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

AusRealms

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

AusRealms is an Australian run survival Minecraft server. We pride ourselves on a welcoming community that will make you feel right at home! We are a completely setup server that you can play on without you having to wait until things are fully developed. We have a big rewards program set up to reward you for playing on the server with rewards that include flying, chest shops and many more.

Most players report an average response time of 111ms!

AusRealms host regular events such as Monthly build competitions and a variety of other competitions that you can participate in for a bit of fun and earn some rewards along the way.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Mines Excavated:	2461
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Skyecraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Skyecraft is a kingdom-based server where peace is not a common commodity, war is raging throughout the world , you must choose which kingdom you want to become a part of and fight alongside your friends, or against them!!! join now!!

-Skyecraft team

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SkycraftSlimefun

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

Skycraft Slimefun Survival Server! 1.10.2! There will be extra plugins such as: McMMO, Stacked Mobs, Infernal Mobs, Insane Mobs, SimpleFarts, ChopTree, and More

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Night Factions

Factions

New Op Factions server looking for a few more staff members and all new players are welcome Only helper and Moderator are open for new staff positions right now

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	150	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Blazesmp

Balanced Economy, Nations, PvP, Towny, Wars

BlazeSMP is a romanian earth-nations minecraft server which is active since 2022.The server was built in english too so that players all over the europe/world can join our server.

This server is kinda different because it has some textures that are changing the game a little bit.Not too many textures because it’ll destroy the feeling and experience of “Minecraft”.The server is based on towns and nations of course and the experience of this amazing server should be realistic and diplomatic.

We will try to offer you the best quality and the newest and best things and plugin we’ll able to add!

For more questions you can enter our discord server to open a ticket or just contact our admins; managers or developers.We hope you will have fun on your great community!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	83	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!