Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Magic Items Found:	5896

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

NoobstersUHC

Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Spanish and English server, with a great community! We post UHC on twitter @NoobstersUHC , We also have a Survival server on the same Network! Come and Play, YOU WILL LOVE IT!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Etherniaworld rpg

Survival RPG Custom Server (Jobs – Auctions – Levels – Skills – Mounts – Pets – Leveled Mobs – Cosmetics – Shop – Quests – Mystery Boxes – Clans – and More!)

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	New Chunks Explored:	435456

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftyBlocks

Anarchy, Creative, MCMMO, Tekkit

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Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

land of the dudes vehicle empires

Economy

We are a roleplay server with experienced staff members and many years of running a server. We are currently the only server with good vehicle role play plugins without mods. Our server runs on the trust system you are not allowed to grief or abuse commands on the server. WE ARE NOT LOOKING FOR STAFF PLEASE DO NOT ASK Ranks Rules: RRs must build with the terrain RRs must have a permit to be built A RR permit costs 500k to buy Highways must have stone, black wool, or other good locking block under it. Highways must have atleast two road sides Highway owners must pay 700k to obtain permit Captains must pay 500k Captains can build ports and canals on a ocean To obtain airport pass pay 900k Plugins installed on server: many. We need players!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Lifecore mc

Balanced Economy, PvP

Welcome to Lifecore MC, an immersive Minecraft server that transcends traditional gameplay by introducing a revolutionary Bungee network experience. Lifecore MC is not just a server; it’s a vibrant gaming universe where players can explore, compete, and thrive in a variety of unique and engaging gamemodes.

Bungee Network:Lifecore MC’s Bungee network seamlessly connects multiple Minecraft servers, offering an unparalleled level of scale and diversity. This innovative setup allows players to traverse different worlds and gamemodes effortlessly, creating a dynamic and interconnected gaming environment.

Gamemodes:At the heart of Lifecore MC lies the groundbreaking gamemode, Lifesteal. Prepare to be captivated by this adrenaline-pumping experience where every action has consequences. In Lifesteal, players face off in intense battles where stealing life force from opponents is not only encouraged but necessary for survival. As you engage in strategic combat, each successful hit on an adversary replenishes your health, adding a thrilling layer of complexity to the gameplay.

But that’s not all! Lifecore MC boasts a diverse array of additional gamemodes, each carefully crafted to cater to different playstyles and preferences. Whether you prefer the strategic depth of PvP arenas, the creative expression of building, or the cooperative challenges of survival, Lifecore MC has something for everyone.

Community and Events:Lifecore MC is more than just a server; it’s a community of passionate gamers who share a love for Minecraft. Join forces with like-minded players, form alliances, and forge friendships that transcend virtual landscapes. Engage in regular events, tournaments, and challenges that keep the excitement alive and offer rewards to those who prove their prowess.

Custom Features:Our server is equipped with a range of custom features, designed to enhance your gaming experience. From unique items and weapons in Lifesteal to custom-built structures and challenges across various gamemodes, Lifecore MC is committed to delivering a one-of-a-kind adventure for every player.

Embark on a journey like never before with Lifecore MC – where the thrill of exploration, the intensity of combat, and the camaraderie of community converge in an unforgettable Minecraft experience. Join us now and become a part of the Lifecore legacy!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Crafty Blocks

KitPvP, Skyblock

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Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Deluxe Gaming

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

This is a semi Op factions that is very fun and should have more credit given to it for what it is and im my opinion should be more populated then what it is now <3 come join and try your hand on this server. There are more worlds to come on this server, we will eventually add skyblock and other minigames

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Pixelgo – to the sky

Pixelmon, Pixelmon Reforged

Server IP: 144.76.118.212:25762

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PensieroQuadrato

PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Italian server for players of age and with very strong skills We are waiting for you arm in arm, but only if you are worthy, otherwise you might never get out!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Epic Quests Completed:	23

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

AusPlex

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding

Be sure to vote for Ausplex to get extra cash ingame ! We have Factions, PVP a store to buy awesome prefixes and much more, see you on Ausplex 🙂

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Melodysmp

Economy, Survival

MelodySMP

Gamemodes!

LIFESTEALSURVIVAL

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SapphireCraft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

SapphireCraft is a brand new survival server on Minecraft!

We currently have: -Keep Inventory -Land Claims -Ranks & More!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

TrollPixel NetWork

Mini Games, PvP, Survival

We are a network of Minecraft servers. In it we have two types of game modes, rankup and fullpvp. On rankup servers the focus is on increasing your rank to become increasingly stronger. On the fullpvp server the focus is to become top money and create your farms.

Come play on our Network.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Holy Grails Found:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Applewhite smp

Achievements, Adventure, Auction, Backpacks, Balanced Economy, bedrock, Custom Biomes, Economy, Faction Survival

Play And Experience The New Minecraft Survival Experience At Applewhite!

*Applewhite* is a Minecraft survival eco server with interesting features that will keep you entertained for a long time:

*Feature:*

*→Ranks & Leaderboard:* Reach the highest rank and show off your achievements on the leaderboard! *

→Crates & Jobs:* Get cool items from crates and collect money with various jobs! *→Daily Quest & Skills:* Hone your skills by completing daily quests and improving your skills! *

→CyberLevels & Player Stats:* Monitor your progress with detailed CyberLevels and player statistics! *

→Cosmetics:* Express yourself with various attractive cosmetics!

*Join the friendly and active Applewhite community!*

*IP:* play.applewhite.xyz *Port:* 25565 *Visit the Whatsapp link for more info:* [applewhite.xyz/wa]

*Applewhite: The Best Minecraft Survival Server for You!*

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Cykagamers

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Towny

Minecraft server for version 1.12.2 based on survival guilds, plots and minigames with fair administration Welcome 😀

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.