Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	277

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MomentumMC

Factions, PvP

MomentumMc Factions 1.8-1.8.9 WineSpigot and FactionsKore for all our servers!

Home of the 6 Hour Faction Maps AND Factions Practice Gamemode! NEWLY ADDED – Extended 30 Day Faction Maps!!

Join our Discord to stay up to date on all faction maps going on!

Discord: https://discord.gg/5mt9da6D88 IP: play.momentummc.com Store: buy.momentummc.com

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Ashfall Networks

Survival

Ashfall Networks is a new server. We’ve perfected the idea of a survival server because of the experience of the owner of multiple servers on other gaming platforms. The server is built on a community already established with members who are welcoming and eager to help the new and veterans alike.

We’ve currently have a systems set up for leveling, auction house, shop, area claims for housing, and more to come.

Server shop is currently in the process of being worked on and this will be updated with information as that arrives.

Currently looking for server staff and other “assisting” roles.

Discord linked below for the community (heavily monitored): https://discord.gg/WFNYMXu

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	6217
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Boxpvp server 24 7

4Fun

This is the Best Aternos Minecraft BoxPvP server so what are you Waiting for Join fast You can also win free Ranks by wining Events please join this server ip – Elytra_Crystal_Box.aternos.me port – 27898

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Ultra Prison

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Prison, PvP

This server is dog balls

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Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Gucci Networks

Factions, Mini Games

We are fairly new server we need lots of staff!! Please join our discord: https://discord.gg/MYMZjN

NEED STAFF

for applications and more info.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Argentis mc survival

Balanced Economy, Clans, ClanWars, Jobs, MCMMO, Plots, Survival, Vanilla

ArgentisMC servidor survival argentina.

Vanilla 1.20 server with plots and clans, so you can choose whether to have a clan, a plot or both. Featuring Jobs, McMMO, Parkours, Crates and much more.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Plux Plox

Factions, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the Plux Plox factions server. We are currently new so don’t expect us to have everything. Well, this is a factions server so there isn’t much to say…uhh..we are looking for staff. But you have to play on the server for at least 2 days in order to apply. We have a great community and hey..if you’re bored come join aswell! See you there!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Hard factions

Factions

Mc.Hard.Lv is a Latvian Minecraft server that works with versions 1.8.9 to 1.19. It’s a hard Factions server that offers disabled schematics, KoTHs, and many other features. The server also has an online store for buying ranks, extra money, and various items, and it has a Discord for support. Gather your friends and join the best Latvian Minecraft server for some fun! A new season begins on January 10th, 2024!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Enchantments Applied:	60
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

ForgottenWorld

MCMMO, Survival, Towny

a towny server with jobs and mcmmo we use diamonds as money in the server. and we use plugins like elevators and heads plugin we also have a player owned shopping area and a underground spawn come join us.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Zelcraft

Survival

ZelCraft [1.18-1.20+]

Looking for a fun, enjoyable and friendly server, well ZelCraft is just for you, with a wonderful community and crossplay between Java and Bedrock there is no reason why you shouldn’t join!

Join and experience the true feeling of an SMP network!

Cross Play Enabled:– Java PC– Bedrock, Xbox, iPhone, iPad, Playstation– Virtual Reality, Switch, and More!

IP: play.zelcraft.xyz

Bedrock Port: 25565

Discord: https://discord.zelcraft.xyz

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Creepers Hate Me

Survival

CreepersHate.Me is a long running MineCraft (spigot) Server. Although the name looks rough, the server is a friendly place where all ages and players are welcome.

Please Play Nice – No Griefing Allowed!! Server – creepershate.me Dynmap – http://creepershate.me:8123/

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PrisonGames

Economy, Prison

1.19 – 1.8. PrisonGames is a unique prison of its kind, it has a characteristic pvp, in which you can pull your enemies so that they do not escape (CLAWS) you can machine gun your rivals with a burst of arrows (GUNS) and when you see that you are in danger of To die, you will only need to take medicine that will instantly revitalize you (MEDICINE). ALSO, each rank starting from F there is a super strong mob, which we have to defeat, and we will be rewarded with around 50 rpg items or more!

PrisonGames is a unique prison of its kind, it has a characteristic pvp, in which you can pull your enemies so they do not escape (CLAWS), a weapon game with a burst of arrows (Guns) and when you see that you are in danger of die, just need to take a medicine that revitalizes you instantly (MEDICINE). ALSO every rank from F there is a super strong mob, which we have to defeat, and we will be rewarded with a total of 50 items rpg or more!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Smeltblock

Skyblock

⭐Discover SmeltBlock, the #1 FR Minecraft SkyBlock server⭐ Innovative, high-quality gameplay & mature and friendly community. ✔️ +100 connected ✔️ New cube system ✔️ ✨ PLAY.SMELTBLOCK.COM – 1.20+ ✨

Discover a revolutionary farming method thanks to our cube system. As soon as you arrive on the server you will obtain a monster cube as well as an ore cube. Mine and mob mobs much easier with this intuitive system.

https://skyblock.fr/

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Yeuy

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This is a non-profit, near vanilla Minecraft server run by a private personnel just for fun. There are no ranks, moderators, or other staff, just You, the other players, and the near vanilla environment. Visit http://yeuy.wtf for further information. Actual news: 2019.12.23: http://yeuy.wtf/xmas2020en-s.jpg in the sea10

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Towns Built:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

_BreachPvP_

Factions, PvP, Raiding

……………..Welcome to BreachPVP ….The best and high quality PvP experience

IP………………… play.breachpvp.com WEBSITE…….. https://breachpvp.com STORE………… http://store.breachpvp.com DISCORD…….. https://discord.gg/YDstaGT

BreachPvP is the living server since February 2016, since then focussing on Ultra OP factions and OP factions due to our passion for factions since years. This will become your main server to go to.

We run on a high powerful dedicated server in Canada since 2018 to give you the best playing experience! (I7-7700K OverClock, 64GB DDR4, 1TB nvme SSD)

See you on BreachPVP!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”