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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 9835 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Epic Shields Constructed: | 32 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 1816 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Emeralds Found: | 1208 |
Buildings Constructed: | 41 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 13 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 67 |
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible. We’ve got custom mini-games like “Twerk Wars” and “Hot Potato with TNT” that will have you laughing so hard, you might just pee your pixelated pants.
So why waste your time on those other lame servers when you could be joining us for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Don’t be a square, join us now and let the insanity begin!