Are you a woman looking for a Minecraft server that will fulfill all your wildest dreams? Look no further, because on our server, we only accept blokes who are exactly 1.8 metres tall with a 15.2 centimetre willy and make a whopping $76k quid. Why, you ask? Because it’s proper mad, mate!

Join us on this insane journey where only the most specific and outrageous criteria will get you in the door. Build your dream world with fellow players who meet these ridiculous requirements and see just how wild Minecraft can get. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 92/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5
Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Star Shards Collected: 197
Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Epic Battles Fought: 12
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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