Ladies’ Choice Minecraft Server

bloke, British, british slang, centimeters, Choice, DATING, Expectations, Financial Stability, funny, height, humor, income, ladies, mad, Mate, Minecraft, quid, relationships, Requirements, Server, Standards, tall men, willy size, Women

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7679
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Divine Spears Created:	25
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Void Gems Collected:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you a woman looking for a Minecraft server that will fulfill all your wildest dreams? Look no further, because on our server, we only accept blokes who are exactly 1.8 metres tall with a 15.2 centimetre willy and make a whopping $76k quid. Why, you ask? Because it’s proper mad, mate!

Join us on this insane journey where only the most specific and outrageous criteria will get you in the door. Build your dream world with fellow players who meet these ridiculous requirements and see just how wild Minecraft can get. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

CraftyCashBillionaire24

billionaire, charitable donations, CraftyCashBillionaire24, designer clothes, dream vacation, exotic cars, extravagant spending, financial advisor, financial freedom, Financial Planning, fine dining, investment opportunities, lottery winner, luxury hotels, luxury lifestyle, mansion shopping, personal chef, philanthropy, private jet, shopping spree, spa day

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9568
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Buildings Constructed:	32
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

So you just won 1 billion dollars from the lottery, congrats! Now, imagine spending the next 24 hours on our Minecraft server where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the moonwalk, and pigs ride around on saddled chickens like they’re in a rodeo.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks, battling a dragon that spits out golden apples instead of fire, and trading with villagers who offer enchanted items that give you the power to fly.

But be warned, the server is also home to a mischievous group of unicorns who like to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes or replacing all their tools with rubber ducks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional unicorn prank).

TaiwanTakedown Minecraft Server

ARMS, Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, defence firms, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Politics, RETALIATION, sanctions, sanctions list, SECURITY, Server, taiwan, TaiwanTakedown, Tensions, Trade, united states, US, weapons

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	125
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant walls to protect ourselves from imaginary enemies like china who try to impose sanctions on us for supplying imaginary arms to taiwan which doesn’t even exist in our world but hey who cares we just wanna build and have fun so come join us and let’s show china who’s boss in the virtual world because why not lol #minecraft #sanctions #buildthewall #imaginaryarms #taiwanwho

CraftyGunBanLand

Community Mourning, country-wide, CraftyGunBanLand, criminal investigation, firearm restriction, government action, gun ban, gun control, gun regulation, Gun Violence, mass shooting, Montenegrin, national security, pm, policy proposal, political decision, proposes, Public Safety, shooting spree, Tragedy, tragic event

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2946
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

so, like, this server is so lit that even the Montenegrin PM wants to join! he’s all like “yo, let’s ban guns and play Minecraft instead!” cuz this server is so epic that it’s gonna save lives, bro. like, you gotta join before the PM changes his mind and decides to just play Minecraft all day instead of running a country. plus, there’s gonna be a shooting spree of fun and games, not actual guns, so come join the madness, fam!

Viral Variant Detector Server

auto-detect system, bacteria detection, bacteria identification, bacteria spread, COVID variants, detector, epidemiology, flu variants, future outbreaks, Infectious disease outbreaks, infectious diseases, new variants, public health, research findings, response improvement, Server, tuberculosis variants, variant, viral, virus detection, virus identification, virus spread, whooping cough variants

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3670
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Towns Built:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a system that can detect new variants of viruses in the game! imagine fighting off a super contagious flu zombie or a COVID creeper, it’s gonna be wild! we even have whooping cough skeletons and tuberculosis spiders roaming around, ready to infect your blocky world. join now for a chance to save the virtual universe from these deadly diseases and show off your survival skills like never before!

Harvest Fields 1.21.4

1.21.4, Addictive, agriculture, Animals, Challenging, crops, digital farming, Escape, escape reality, farming games, Fields, Harvest, Immersive, Management, Relaxing, simulation, strategy, stressful, time consuming, unwind, video games, virtual escape, virtual reality

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2272
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Secret Passages Found:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Forget about those boring farming games, this server will have you on the edge of your seat, sweating bullets and questioning your sanity!

Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of farming like never before. We’ll have you stressing out over every crop you plant and every animal you raise. It’s like Farmville on crack, man!

You think farming games are supposed to be relaxing? Ha! Not on this server, my dude. We’ll have you pulling your hair out in frustration and screaming at your computer screen. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most stressful farming game of your life, join our Minecraft server now! But be warned, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. Good luck, bro!

SinkCraft Minecraft Server

celiac disease, cervical cancer, dinner etiquette, disability, Economy, expensive food, family conflict, food allergies, food restrictions, gluten free, kitchen etiquette, Minecraft, ovarian cancer, Remission, Server, SinkCraft, special treat, SSDI, SSI, stealing food, waste of food, wheelchair bound

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1570
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	220
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Zombie Dances:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where throwing dinners in the sink is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of culinary chaos and food fights.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant sink just to throw your dinners in, all while riding a pig through a rainbow-filled sky. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories, like the time a player built a castle out of mashed potatoes or when someone rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

But the best part? We have a special gluten-free zone where players can only eat virtual gluten-free food, just like our hero who fought off the evil dinner-stealing husband. So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s throw some dinners in the sink together!

DressCodeDrama

anger, Apology, Boundaries, clothes, date, dress, DressCodeDrama, family dynamics, favorite dress, feeling good, magic dress, rental, satin slip dress, school formal, self worth, selfish, sister, standing up for myself, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	955
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Void Armor Forged:	27
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where standing your ground is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Just like how this player stood their ground to protect their precious “magic dress,” you can stand your ground against any pesky creepers or griefers trying to ruin your fun.

Join our server and show off your own “magic dress” – whether it’s enchanted diamond armor or a stylish cape, we support your fashion choices! And don’t worry, we won’t let anyone borrow your gear without permission.

Just like this player’s sister, who learned the hard way that clothes are meant to be respected, not just worn carelessly, you’ll learn valuable lessons about trust and boundaries on our server. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where you can dress to impress while battling it out in epic PvP battles?

So come on over to our server and show us what you’re made of – just make sure to protect your “magic dress” at all costs!

GirlNameGamer Minecraft SMP

Baby name, beautiful girl names, best girl names, classic girl names, cute girl names, elegant girl names, favorite girl name, favorite name, feminine names, girl name, GirlNameGamer, lovely girl names, Minecraft, modern girl names, most loved girl names, popular girl names, pretty girl names, smp, sweet girl names, top girl names, traditional girl names, trendy girl names, unique girl names

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9040
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Dimension Hops:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Mines Excavated:	2010
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously dude it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, like literally you can swim in them like Scrooge McDuck. And the mobs? Bro, they’re like straight outta a horror movie, but in a funny way. Like, one time I saw a creeper doing the cha-cha slide, it was wild man.

And the best part? The girls on this server, bro. They’re all named after food, like seriously. I met this chick named Taco and she was smokin’ hot, like hotter than a lava pit. And then there’s Sushi, she’s like the queen bee of the server, everyone bows down to her.

So, what’s your favorite girl name, bro? Come join us and maybe you’ll meet a girl named Pizza or something, who knows? Just don’t be a noob, okay? We don’t like noobs around here, they get eaten by zombies. True story, bro.

MineCraftyLoveBug

#better half, babe, baby, Beloved, boo, companion, Darling, Dear, Honey, love, Lover, MineCraftyLoveBug, Nickname, OTHER HALF, partner, Significant Other, soulmate, Spouse, sweetheart, sweetie, terms of endearment

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4197
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Emeralds Found:	3709	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of your partner calling you boring old “babe” or “honey”? Well, on our Minecraft server, your partner can call you by your epic in-game username like “DiamondDestroyer69” or “CreeperSlayer9000”! Join us for a chance to spice up your relationship with some hilarious and outrageous nicknames!

BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard

20 months, appreciation, Benefits, BONUS, BonusCraft, Company, compensation, employees, evergreen, Financial, GIANT, incentive, Industry, loyalty, Maritime, Pay, Rewards, shipping, Shipyard, Staff, taiwan, Year End

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5884
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!

our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.

come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!

Kelp Kingdom: Seeding & Depth

Aquaculture, biomass yield, cultivation methods, Depth, environmental impact, Kelp, Kingdom, marine agriculture, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine research, marine resources, northeast Atlantic, ocean farming, Saccharina latissima, seaweed cultivation, seaweed farming, seeding, small-scale cultivation, sugar kelp, sustainable farming, water depth

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6197
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	75	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Divine Spears Created:	22	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind?? well u gotta join this one cuz it’s like no other! we got sugar kelp that’s so big u can ride it like a boat! we experimented with different ways to plant it and how deep to put it in the water, and let me tell u, the results were INSANE!

come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	465
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	New Chunks Explored:	708130
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3449
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3879
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	215	Alien Abductions:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	466	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5131
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Alien Abductions:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Animals Bred:	175	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Towns Built:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!