Are you a woman looking for a Minecraft server that will fulfill all your wildest dreams? Look no further, because on our server, we only accept blokes who are exactly 1.8 metres tall with a 15.2 centimetre willy and make a whopping $76k quid. Why, you ask? Because it’s proper mad, mate!

Join us on this insane journey where only the most specific and outrageous criteria will get you in the door. Build your dream world with fellow players who meet these ridiculous requirements and see just how wild Minecraft can get. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 106/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30 New Chunks Explored: 595249
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 14
Elemental Crystals Collected: 57 Epic Quests Completed: 23

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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