Are you a woman looking for a Minecraft server that will fulfill all your wildest dreams? Look no further, because on our server, we only accept blokes who are exactly 1.8 metres tall with a 15.2 centimetre willy and make a whopping $76k quid. Why, you ask? Because it’s proper mad, mate!

Join us on this insane journey where only the most specific and outrageous criteria will get you in the door. Build your dream world with fellow players who meet these ridiculous requirements and see just how wild Minecraft can get. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 92/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 18 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16
Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 15
Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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