Are you a woman looking for a Minecraft server that will fulfill all your wildest dreams? Look no further, because on our server, we only accept blokes who are exactly 1.8 metres tall with a 15.2 centimetre willy and make a whopping $76k quid. Why, you ask? Because it’s proper mad, mate!

Join us on this insane journey where only the most specific and outrageous criteria will get you in the door. Build your dream world with fellow players who meet these ridiculous requirements and see just how wild Minecraft can get. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 99/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared: 22 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
Runes Activated: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
Infernal Machines Built: 0 Secret Guilds Joined: 4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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