Are you a woman looking for a Minecraft server that will fulfill all your wildest dreams? Look no further, because on our server, we only accept blokes who are exactly 1.8 metres tall with a 15.2 centimetre willy and make a whopping $76k quid. Why, you ask? Because it’s proper mad, mate!

Join us on this insane journey where only the most specific and outrageous criteria will get you in the door. Build your dream world with fellow players who meet these ridiculous requirements and see just how wild Minecraft can get. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 93/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
Animals Bred: 186 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28
Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14
Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 8

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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