Are you a woman looking for a Minecraft server that will fulfill all your wildest dreams? Look no further, because on our server, we only accept blokes who are exactly 1.8 metres tall with a 15.2 centimetre willy and make a whopping $76k quid. Why, you ask? Because it’s proper mad, mate!

Join us on this insane journey where only the most specific and outrageous criteria will get you in the door. Build your dream world with fellow players who meet these ridiculous requirements and see just how wild Minecraft can get. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 95/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
Runes Activated: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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