Are you a woman looking for a Minecraft server that will fulfill all your wildest dreams? Look no further, because on our server, we only accept blokes who are exactly 1.8 metres tall with a 15.2 centimetre willy and make a whopping $76k quid. Why, you ask? Because it’s proper mad, mate!

Join us on this insane journey where only the most specific and outrageous criteria will get you in the door. Build your dream world with fellow players who meet these ridiculous requirements and see just how wild Minecraft can get. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions: 5 Dimension Hops: 8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 5735
Vanishing Items Found: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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