Are you a woman looking for a Minecraft server that will fulfill all your wildest dreams? Look no further, because on our server, we only accept blokes who are exactly 1.8 metres tall with a 15.2 centimetre willy and make a whopping $76k quid. Why, you ask? Because it’s proper mad, mate!

Join us on this insane journey where only the most specific and outrageous criteria will get you in the door. Build your dream world with fellow players who meet these ridiculous requirements and see just how wild Minecraft can get. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 100/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 26
Demon Skulls Collected: 11 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 2
Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Emeralds Found: 8172
Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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