Are you a woman looking for a Minecraft server that will fulfill all your wildest dreams? Look no further, because on our server, we only accept blokes who are exactly 1.8 metres tall with a 15.2 centimetre willy and make a whopping $76k quid. Why, you ask? Because it’s proper mad, mate!

Join us on this insane journey where only the most specific and outrageous criteria will get you in the door. Build your dream world with fellow players who meet these ridiculous requirements and see just how wild Minecraft can get. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 97/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted: 40 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Dragons Tamed: 2
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Endless Night Skies: 3
Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
Magic Crystals Found: 16 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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