Are you a woman looking for a Minecraft server that will fulfill all your wildest dreams? Look no further, because on our server, we only accept blokes who are exactly 1.8 metres tall with a 15.2 centimetre willy and make a whopping $76k quid. Why, you ask? Because it’s proper mad, mate!

Join us on this insane journey where only the most specific and outrageous criteria will get you in the door. Build your dream world with fellow players who meet these ridiculous requirements and see just how wild Minecraft can get. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 98/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 432
Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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