Are you a woman looking for a Minecraft server that will fulfill all your wildest dreams? Look no further, because on our server, we only accept blokes who are exactly 1.8 metres tall with a 15.2 centimetre willy and make a whopping $76k quid. Why, you ask? Because it’s proper mad, mate!

Join us on this insane journey where only the most specific and outrageous criteria will get you in the door. Build your dream world with fellow players who meet these ridiculous requirements and see just how wild Minecraft can get. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 110/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created: 12 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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