Are you a woman looking for a Minecraft server that will fulfill all your wildest dreams? Look no further, because on our server, we only accept blokes who are exactly 1.8 metres tall with a 15.2 centimetre willy and make a whopping $76k quid. Why, you ask? Because it’s proper mad, mate!

Join us on this insane journey where only the most specific and outrageous criteria will get you in the door. Build your dream world with fellow players who meet these ridiculous requirements and see just how wild Minecraft can get. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 102/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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