LabTestLineCutters | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5231
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where making appointments gives you VIP treatment! Just like how this Canadian walked right past the line at the lab test center, you can skip the wait and jump straight into the action on our server.

Imagine the satisfaction of cutting through the line of mobs and claiming your loot before anyone else even gets a chance. Just like how this guy stood his ground and got his lab work done without any hassle, you can conquer the virtual world with ease.

Join us now and experience the thrill of priority access, because on our server, appointments have priority and it doesn’t matter what the haters say. Make your appointment with destiny and dominate the game like a true boss. Don’t be an asshole, be a legend on our Minecraft server!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	756
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4773
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Potions Brewed:	83
Void Gems Collected:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1637
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Buildings Constructed:	49
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8988
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Farms Harvested:	691	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Crops Grown:	4072	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	500
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Buildings Constructed:	24
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3942
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Potions Brewed:	58
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8583
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Alien Abductions:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Votes:	4771	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Dimension Hops:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9641
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7766
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Falling into the Void:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1597
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	121	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Dimension Hops:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4016
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	550
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2462
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Emeralds Found:	183	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Farms Harvested:	597
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	896
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Divine Spears Created:	28
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3516
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever