LabTestLineCutters | New Minecraft Servers 2024

TallGamerGirl Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of feeling like a boring adult? Join our Minecraft SMP and unleash your inner child! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and epic battles that will make you feel like a kid again. Plus, at 180cm tall, you’re practically a giant in the Minecraft world – who wouldn’t want to join a server with such a towering presence? So come on, leave your adult worries behind and dive into a world of fun and laughter on our insane Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	354	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9578
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Emeralds Found:	6476

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

DadCraft Server: Let’s Build Together!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your family therapy sessions? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, emotions, and unresolved issues just like your family dynamic.

Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but with blocks and creepers instead of step-siblings and therapy sessions. Build your own perfect little family with your favorite blocks and watch as it all falls apart just like in real life.

Join now and experience the thrill of trying to navigate complicated relationships, just like OP trying to navigate therapy with their dad and step-family. Will you be the favorite sibling or the black sheep of the family? Only time and a lot of mining will tell.

So why wait for family therapy when you can join our Minecraft server and create chaos and drama in a virtual world instead? It’s therapy for the soul, minus the awkward family conversations and emotional baggage. Join now and let the blocky therapy session begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Buildings Constructed:	30	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

HurricaneHavocCraft

Are you tired of being forced to do things you hate by your parents? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build your own world without any parental interference!

Imagine a world where you can watch TV, play video games, and go outside to play with friends without anyone telling you what to do. On our server, you can let your imagination run wild and create the life you’ve always dreamed of.

Join us and let go of the past, just like our player who made $300,000 and told their parents to stay homeless. Build your own empire, make new friends, and never look back. Who needs parents when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Holy Grails Found:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

LuxuryLilDetails – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the grass is always greener and the pigs are always flying! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate luxury of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a llama wearing a top hat.

Forget about mundane tasks like chopping wood or building a house, on our server, you can summon a rainbow unicorn to do all the work for you! And don’t even get us started on the daily llama parades that march through the server, complete with fireworks and confetti.

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP is for the secret underground disco party that happens every night. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons while DJ Enderman spins the hottest tracks.

So come join us and experience the true luxury of Minecraft like never before. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Buildings Constructed:	44	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Void Gems Collected:	16

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CreepervilleCraft

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Have you ever found yourself trapped in a dark cave with only a pickaxe and a stack of pork chops? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for heart-pounding adventures where you’ll battle giant spiders, creepers, and even the occasional zombie chicken (yes, they exist, trust us).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who loves to photobomb your epic selfies. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Herobrine, who will challenge you to a dance-off for ultimate bragging rights.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat, join us now and prepare for the craziest, most exhilarating Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	155	Star Shards Collected:	256
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

IranCraft: Ready for PvP!

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come join our minecraft server where we have a counter-response ready if creepers attack!!! we got all the blocks you need to build a bomb shelter in case herobrine comes knocking on your door. our admins are trained in combat against zombie pigmen and can protect you from any griefer that tries to ruin your day. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds safe from any ender dragon that tries to steal them. so come on down to our server and join the fight against the evil mobs, because in Iran, we don’t mess around when it comes to protecting our players.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Zombie Dances:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

MinecraftOffline: Where chaos reigns and the reset button is just a myth!

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MinecraftOffline

General Details

Address: minecraftoffline.net

Version: 1.21.1

Permanent world – no resets

Cheating and griefing allowed, but no spamming

Admins may use discretion on grief rollbacks

Custom plugins for unique gameplay experiences

High-Performance Hardware:

Intel XEON E-2276G Processor

2x 960GB NVMe SSDs

64GB DDR4 ECC RAM

1 Gbit Network (Intel I219-LM)

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/UN2kJKfr

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I cheat and grief on this server?

Yes, cheating and griefing are allowed on this server, but spamming is not permitted.

2. Is the world on this server reset periodically?

No, the world is permanent and there are no resets.

3. How do admins handle griefing incidents?

Admins may use their discretion on grief rollbacks to address griefing incidents.

4. Are there any custom plugins on this server?

Yes, the server features custom plugins for unique gameplay experiences.

5. What hardware does the server run on?

The server runs on high-performance hardware, including an Intel XEON E-2276G Processor, 2x 960GB NVMe SSDs, 64GB DDR4 ECC RAM, and a 1 Gbit Network (Intel I219-LM).

6. How can I join the Discord server for MinecraftOffline?

You can join the Discord server by following this link: https://discord.gg/UN2kJKfr

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	437	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Pixel Playhouse Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is like “whoa, chill bro.”

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community that’s tighter than a villager’s trading prices. And hey, if you’re into asking weird questions, we’ve got a player who’s attracted to little girls – but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Just keep it civil, folks.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head and singing “Baby Shark”? Yeah, that’s right. Nowhere. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Enchantments Applied:	280	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Uncomfortable College Girl in Minecraft SMP

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Hey gamers, I’ve got a wild story to share about my friend on our Minecraft SMP. She’s a total campus cutie, with blonde hair and blue eyes that shine brighter than diamonds in the sun. But lately, she’s been on edge because of some Haitian migrants who have been giving her the creepy eye.

These migrants have been lurking around campus, staring at her like she’s a rare diamond in a sea of coal. She’s tried changing her route to class, but they always seem to pop up like daisies in a field. It’s like they have a sixth sense for blondes with blue eyes!

I mean, it’s ridiculous that she can’t even walk to class without feeling like she’s being undressed by their eyes. It’s like a real-life horror movie, but instead of zombies, it’s creepy migrants giving her the heebie-jeebies.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can escape the creepy stares of migrants and just have a good time building and exploring, then join us! Let’s build a world where everyone feels safe and comfortable, no matter what color their hair or eyes are. And hey, maybe we can even teach those migrants a thing or two about respecting personal space!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

AnxietyCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of helicopter parents hovering over your every move? Join our Minecraft server and experience the freedom you’ve always dreamed of! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can roam free without worrying about background checks for your friends or constant calls from worried parents.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without mom showing up to check on you four times a week. Picture a place where you can explore new lands and go on epic adventures without dad calling the police because he thinks you’ve been kidnapped.

Join us and leave the real world behind, where you can be the master of your own destiny. No more rules, no more restrictions – just pure, unadulterated fun in a world where the only limit is your imagination.

So pack your bags (or in this case, your virtual suitcases) and join us on this crazy journey. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret portal to escape your overprotective family once and for all. It’s time to break free and become the hero of your own story. See you in the game!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CleanCraft: Wife Edition

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Are you tired of feeling like a lonely, unheard slave in your own home? Do you want to escape to a world where you can be the master of your own destiny? Join our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life troubles behind!

On our server, you can build your dream home without anyone making a mess or labeling you as “angry.” Want to teach your daughter some independence skills? No problem, she’ll actually listen to you here! And don’t worry about your wife complaining about the mess – on our server, everything stays clean and tidy.

Escape the cycle of frustration and join our Minecraft server today. Who needs therapy for PTSD when you can just block out the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise? Plus, no one will judge you for wanting to distance yourself from your family – in fact, they’ll probably join you in building a fortress of solitude.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly therapeutic experience. Divorce may be inevitable in real life, but in our virtual world, the only thing you’ll be divorcing is your old, messy life.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2979	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CrisisCraft SMP: My Diamond Sword

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Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, feeling like a sad little block? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because our SMP is here to save the day! Join us and discover a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood pets and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a block party.

Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and build a giant rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and over a pit of lava. Who needs therapy when you can ride a minecart through a fiery inferno?

Feeling lost and alone? Don’t worry, our SMP is like a big dysfunctional family where everyone argues over who gets to be the king of the castle and who has to clean up after the pigs. It’s like a soap opera, but with more explosions and less dramatic close-ups.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure and let Minecraft be your therapist, your best friend, and your favorite reality show all rolled into one. Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky world the same way again!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Emeralds Found:	9479
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	24

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

LoudCarGriefersCraft

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Are you tired of hearing those obnoxiously loud vehicles roaring by your house at all hours of the day? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have banned all loud vehicles from existence! No more revving engines or screeching tires to ruin your peaceful gaming experience.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Watch in awe as these groovy llamas bust out their best moves on the dance floor, all while wearing stylish sunglasses and top hats.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of highly trained ninja chickens? These feathered warriors will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you. Plus, they make a mean omelette for breakfast.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most llama-tastic gaming experience of your life! Join now and say goodbye to loud vehicles forever!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mines Excavated:	4291
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	21
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Star Shards Collected:	105

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SaiedCraft2023

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where we vote for the best block and the losers get thrown in jail! saied is our fearless leader who always wins because he can build the best dirt houses! join us for some crazy fun and maybe you’ll get re-elected as the top builder in tunisia!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Gaslighting Gurus: Blame Shifters

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Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us for the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests, insane challenges, and mind-boggling puzzles that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers, zombies, and even the occasional Ender Dragon. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve done the electric slide with a skeleton.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. And remember, the people who accuse others of gaslighting tend to be the ones who are gaslighting them. But don’t worry, our llamas have got your back. Let’s get this party started!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Crops Grown:	5960
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Alien Abductions:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	12