Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, let me tell you why you should totally come hang with us. First off, we got the craziest builds you’ve ever seen, like a giant chicken that lays diamond blocks instead of eggs. And get this, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. It’s like a fancy llama party down there, I swear.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Russian missiles can’t resist checking us out. Yeah, you heard me right. We had a missile strike on a children’s hospital in Kyiv, and the videos are going viral. People are saying the missiles were actually trying to hit our server because it’s just that awesome. So if you wanna dodge missiles and chill with fancy llamas, you better join us ASAP. It’s gonna be a blast, literally.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 109/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
Infinite Doors Opened: 2 New Chunks Explored: 346993
Undead Armies Raised: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Dux Vanilla

    Dux Vanilla

    Welcome to Dux Vanilla, where the true essence of Minecraft meets the survival elite! Our server is designed for those seeking the classic Minecraft experience, but with a dedicated and competitive community. Version: 1.16 to 1.21 Java e Bedrock

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 230 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • ”> S-Stop Minecraft Server”

    ”> S-Stop Minecraft Server”
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you better watch out or I’ll become the Berserk! That’s right, our admin has a secret power that will unleash chaos and mayhem upon anyone who dares to challenge them.

    Join us if you dare, but be prepared for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few surprises along the way. Who knows what will happen next on our wild and wacky server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you can handle the Berserk!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 36
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Emeralds Found: 2127
    Runes Activated: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Minecraft SMP: Friendly Reminder Watch Mii’s

    Minecraft SMP: Friendly Reminder Watch Mii’s
    Hey there, fellow blockheads! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you!

    Join our wacky world where the only rule is that you MUST have watched Mii’s show. Why, you ask? Because Mii is actually the secret ruler of our server, and if you haven’t watched their show, you might accidentally summon a horde of angry creepers to your base. Trust us, you don’t want that.

    But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. We have regular events like llama races (yes, llamas can race in Minecraft, don’t question it), and every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves. It’s chaos, but in the best way possible.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and Mii’s watchlist). See you in the blocky world!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 37 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Love Letters Sent: 2
    Falling into the Void: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 36
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • GrannyCraft BdayBash

    GrannyCraft BdayBash
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your messy family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise there will be no fights, no tension, and definitely no buried heads in the sand. Join us for a virtual family where everyone gets along and there’s never a bad Christmas in sight.

    Our server is the perfect place to celebrate your 18th birthday without any unwanted family drama. Throw your own party with us and leave the real-life chaos behind. Our virtual family will welcome you with open arms and no one will accuse you of inconveniencing your grandparents.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to the blended family drama. We promise you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 6763 Villages Defended: 12
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 28 Battle Standards Raised: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • PleasureCraft SMP

    PleasureCraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of punching trees for wood, getting chased by creepers, and accidentally falling into lava while mining for diamonds!

    Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner chaos. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a prank war with your fellow players? We encourage it!

    Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a secret society of llamas that control the economy. Join us and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community on the block!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • HousePartyGriefer

    HousePartyGriefer
    Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our community is filled with mischievous players who love to prank each other in the most outrageous ways possible. From filling someone’s house with chickens to turning their entire base into a giant lava pit, the possibilities for chaos are endless.

    But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground society of players who have created their own civilization complete with a currency system, government, and even a black market for rare items. Joining this society means you’ll have to prove your worth through a series of ridiculous challenges, including a parkour course made entirely of slime blocks and a maze filled with traps and puzzles.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can let your inner troll run wild and embark on crazy adventures with a group of like-minded players, then look no further. Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 15 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 8 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 44 Evil Twin Fights: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Space Chaos: Musk’s Starlink

    Space Chaos: Musk’s Starlink
    so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is outta this world? well, this server is literally outta this world cuz elon musk’s starlink satellites be causin chaos up in earth’s orbit. but don’t worry, we got u covered with a server that is so lit, it’s like playin in outer space.

    join us for some epic adventures as we navigate through the cosmic chaos caused by musk’s satellites. build ur own space station, battle aliens, and mine for space diamonds. trust me, u won’t find a server like this anywhere else in the galaxy.

    so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s explore the final frontier together. who knows, maybe we’ll even discover a new planet made entirely of diamonds. yolo, amirite?

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Divine Scrolls Written: 15
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Soul Swords Wielded: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • ArcadiaRP

    ArcadiaRP

    Arcadia Roleplay! Version: 1.17.x IP: mc.arcadiaroleplay.it Come join us and enjoy the adventure!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 47 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 38 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 57

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Blocky Brainiacs Minecraft Server

    Blocky Brainiacs Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to escape to a world where billionaires with ties to secret organizations run islands for the wealthy and powerful to engage in scandalous activities? Look no further than our server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, secret societies, and hidden agendas. Explore mysterious islands, uncover government cover-ups, and maybe even stumble upon some shocking evidence along the way.

    Who needs diamonds and gold when you can uncover the truth behind it all? Join our server now and see where the rabbit hole takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, the truth is out there…somewhere in our Minecraft world!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 23 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Phantom Rings Equipped: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Cum Giving Friends Minecraft SMP

    Cum Giving Friends Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can join a group of friends who have no idea how much cum you’ve given them! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They may or may not be plotting world domination. – Our server is protected by a team of ninja chickens who will peck anyone who tries to grief or steal. – We have a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t ask how we built it, just enjoy the show. – Our community events include synchronized pig racing, llama fashion shows, and underwater basket weaving competitions. – Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples somewhere in the world. Good luck finding it!

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the wacky adventures and unexpected surprises that await you. Just don’t mention the cum to your friends, okay?

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Zombie Dances: 0
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • ThirstyCraft

    ThirstyCraft
    Are you tired of your Minecraft server mates stealing your precious resources without asking? Join our server where we guarantee that no one will drink your water or soda without permission!

    We have a strict policy against beverage theft and encourage open communication for all your drink needs. Plus, our community is always ready to provide free burritos and tacos for all your gaming fuel needs.

    Don’t let selfish family members ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game in peace without any drama over drinks! Remember, on our server, everyone gets their fair share of Arizona drinks and no one will be called out for being selfish. Join now and game on without any beverage-related conflicts!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Emeralds Found: 6106
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • FutureFrenzy Minecraft SMP

    FutureFrenzy Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, you might just end up with a pet creeper).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and unpredictable SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Trust us, the future has never looked so exciting!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 17 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Enchantments Applied: 174
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 61

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • BlockyBanterCraft

    BlockyBanterCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tired gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of insanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of pigs plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land leaving a trail of diamond blocks in his wake. Rumor has it that if you can catch him, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, he’s a crafty one and will do everything in his power to evade capture.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a crown made of emeralds? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 47 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • SeriousCraft Minecraft Server

    SeriousCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally crazy, man. like, we got explosions and stuff happening all the time. it’s like a war zone up in here. lebanese ministers are like, “whoa, this is some serious escalation, bro.” they’re warning everyone that the next 48 hours are gonna be super dangerous. but like, that just makes it even more exciting, right?

    join our server for non-stop action and chaos. you never know what’s gonna happen next. maybe you’ll get attacked by pagers and devices, or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure. who knows, man. it’s all up in the air.

    so come on, join us for the ride of your life. just remember to watch your back and keep your wits about you. things are about to get wild!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 13 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Runes Activated: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • HezboBlasters – PvP Madness!

    HezboBlasters – PvP Madness!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we hit more than 100 loaded creeper launchers in a series of major explosions! it’s like fireworks but with more BOOM BOOM! you’ll be dodging explosions left and right as you try to build your dream base and survive the chaos. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can outsmart the explosive mayhem!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 25 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Love Letters Sent: 20
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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