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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 9046 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Ores Mined: | 1473 | Star Shards Collected: | 202 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 294 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a special event where players can ride on giant chickens and battle against evil villagers riding on zombie pigs. it’s like a wacky rodeo but with more explosions and lava pits.
oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest and funniest players? yea, we don’t mess around with boring people here.
so come on over and join the party, because on this server, every day is a wild adventure full of laughs and surprises. trust me, you won’t find anything like it anywhere else in the Minecraft universe.