KurskCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Business Insider, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kursk, KurskCraft, Military, military intervention, military strategy, Minecraft, nato, predictions, russia, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1753
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3

New Minecraft Servers

hey there gamers, do you wanna join a minecraft server that’s crazier than ukraine’s incursion into kursk? well, this server will have you defying nato predictions left and right! we’ve got creepers that explode like nuclear bombs and skeletons that shoot missiles out of their bows.

join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant spiders and building your own secret underground bunker to hide from the zombie apocalypse.

our server is so wild, even herobrine himself is scared to log on. so come on, join us and show the world that you’re not afraid to take on the most insane minecraft challenges out there. trust us, you won’t regret it!

PunchCraft: No Hangover Guaranteed!

alcohol, alcohol consumption, alcohol tolerance, Communication, coworker drama, coworker relationships, EMBARRASSING, GUARANTEED, hangover, misunderstanding, non-alcoholic, party behavior, party dynamics, party etiquette, potluck, Punch, punch recipe, PunchCraft, social awkwardness, social event, work party, workplace conflict, workplace dynamics

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2545
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Sandy after a few too many sips of punch? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time that will leave you stumbling around like Sandy at the office party.

We don’t just serve regular punch, oh no. Our punch is so potent, it’ll make you question reality. Just like Sandy thought she was drunk off our non-alcoholic punch, you’ll be questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Join us for a party that will leave you feeling like you’ve fallen off your chair (metaphorically, of course). And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even receive an angry text from a coworker accusing you of spiking the punch. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft. And Sandy, if you’re reading this, we’ve got a special non-alcoholic punch waiting just for you. Cheers!

MovieLoverMC SMP

all-time favorite, best movies, blockbuster, Cinema, cult classic, Entertainment, Favorite, favorite movie, film, film industry, flick, Foreign film, Hollywood, indie film, motion picture, Movie, MovieLoverMC, must watch, Popcorn flick, silver screen, smp, Top Picks

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8823
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Emeralds Found:	3166
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit AF! We have like, a secret underground base where we hide all our diamonds and stuff, it’s like a real-life heist movie but in Minecraft, LOL. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Steve who loves to blow stuff up but he’s totally chill, I swear. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons and make rainbows appear out of thin air, it’s insane! So like, what’s your favorite movie? Mine is definitely “Minecraft: The Movie” starring all of us as the badass heroes saving the world from evil mobs. Join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever, you won’t regret it! #MinecraftSMPGoals #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 😂🔥🐲💎

AlphaCraftMC

alpha male, alpha male complex, AlphaCraftMC, Animal Behavior, Assertiveness, competitive, Confidence, DOMINANCE, dominant behavior, Ego, Insecurity, leadership, macho, Masculinity, Powerful, self-assured, self-proclaimed, social hierarchy, STRONG, toxic masculinity, traditional gender roles

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6977
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers where everyone is just a bunch of beta players? Well, look no further because on our server, we only accept the most alpha of alpha males. Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a pack of creepers come charging at you. But fear not, because on our server, you’ll have a team of alpha males ready to protect you at all costs. Need a new pickaxe? Our alpha males will craft one for you with their bare hands. Want to build a castle? Our alpha males will gather resources for you while serenading you with their beautiful singing voices. So come join us and experience the true power of the alpha male in the world of Minecraft.

SpaceXCraft Minecraft Server

aerospace, ASAP, deorbit, elon musk, Elon Musk’s vision, Future of space, innovation, international Space Station, Minecraft, NASA, orbital decay, Server, Space debris, space engineering, space exploration, Space industry, Space missions, space science, space station, Space Travel, spacex, SpaceXCraft, Technology

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4608
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Potions Brewed:	98
Chimeras Created:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

so, like, imagine this: elon musk, right, he’s all like “yo, we gotta deorbit the international space station like, now, man.” and we’re all like “whaaaat?” but then he’s like “nah, trust me, it’ll be lit.” so, like, we’re all confused but also kinda intrigued, you know?

anyway, so we were all chilling on this minecraft server, right, and elon musk pops in outta nowhere and he’s like “yo, this server is the bomb diggity, you gotta join ASAP.” and we’re all like “wait, what about the space station?” but he’s like “nah, forget about that, this server is where it’s at.”

so, like, we all join the server and it’s like a whole new world, man. there’s flying pigs, talking trees, and a secret underground lair where you can battle dragons and stuff. it’s wild, bro.

plus, elon musk said that if you join the server, you’ll get a free rocket ship to explore the galaxy with. like, who wouldn’t want that, right?

so, yeah, if you’re looking for a crazy adventure and wanna hang out with elon musk in minecraft, then you gotta join this server, man. it’s outta this world. literally.

ZombieCraft: Left 4 Deutschland

COMEBACK, deutschland, elections, european politics, germany, Germany’s political history, Government, History, left, opposition, political landscape, political movement, political party, political shift, Politics, progressive, resurgence, resurgence of the Left, Revival, social democracy, socialism, ZombieCraft

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6913
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magic Items Found:	2908
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12

u know that feeling when u think something is dead but then it comes back to life like a frickin zombie? well that’s exactly what happened to germany’s left on this minecraft server. they were down and out, everyone thought they were done for, but NOPE they rose from the ashes like a phoenix and now they’re stronger than ever. join this server if u wanna be part of a comeback story that’ll make u go “whaaaaat??” every time u log in. plus, there’s like a million diamonds just waiting for u to mine them. so what are u waiting for?? come join the party before it’s too late!

Revive Mice Lab – Knockout Study

Animal Behavior, animal cognition, animal psychology, animal welfare, Empathy, Friends, knocked out, knocked-out mice, knockout, Lab, Lab mice, laboratory animals, Mice, mouse behavior, neuroscience, research, Revive, revive behavior, rodent behavior, scientific study, social behavior, Social Interaction, study

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7400
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	301	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Gods Slained:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

so, like, you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where lab mice are running around tryna revive their knocked-out buddies? well, look no further cuz that’s exactly what you’ll find on our server! these little guys are like tiny doctors, always ready to save the day.

join us for the most epic adventure of your life as you navigate through a world where lab mice are the real heroes. watch as they perform CPR on each other and use tiny defibrillators to bring their friends back to life. it’s like a medical drama, but with fur and whiskers!

but that’s not all, folks! we also have a secret underground lab where the mice conduct crazy experiments and create potions that give you superpowers. want to fly like a bird or breathe underwater? just ask one of our mouse scientists and they’ll hook you up.

so come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most rodent-filled adventure of your life. who knew lab mice could be so cool?

Crankshafted

Adventure, apply, Balanced, Community, Competition, Crankshafted, creativity, ELEMENTS, Environment, fair, Fun, gameplay, Map, Minecraft, Server, skill, smp, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	494
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Overview

Crankshafted.com was launched on the 1st of this month. Our new SMP server is strictly 18+ and features a freshly generated map, a fully whitelisted environment, and absolutely no pay-to-win elements. Designed for fair gameplay and community fun, we invite you to relax and enjoy a balanced experience.

Join us by applying on our website and become part of a vibrant community that values skill, creativity, and genuine competition. Don’t miss out on the adventure!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the minimum age requirement to join?	Players must be 18 years or older to join our server.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, our server is fully whitelisted to maintain a safe and friendly environment for all players.
Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server?	No, we do not have any pay-to-win elements on our server. We believe in fair gameplay for all.
How can I apply to join the server?	You can apply to join our server by visiting our website and filling out the application form.
What kind of gameplay experience can I expect on the server?	Our server offers a balanced experience with a focus on skill, creativity, and community fun. Join us for a unique adventure!

Eon Nexus Realm 1.21

Amanogawa Shiina, Ayase Yuu, Character References, Chisaka Airi, Dizzy Dokuro, Eimi Isami, Ember Amane, Eon, Erina Makina, Fujikura Uruka, Fuura Yuri, Gram Pico, Hakushika Iori, Hikanari Hina, Himemiya Rie, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaminari Clara, Kaneko Lumi, Kannagi Loki, Kokoromo Memory, Komachi Panko, Lia Ashelia, Muu Muyu, Nexus, Official Schedule, Official twitter, Official Website, PCG, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa, Realm, Remilia Nephys, Runie Ruse, Saya Sairroxs, Shisui Michiru, Tenma Maemi, Twitch Archive Channels, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3659
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new dimension of craziness! Forget about building boring houses, here you can build epic castles like Lia and Nasa! And don’t even get me started on the characters like Iori and Uruka, they’re like the superheroes of this server!

Plus, we got Twitch archives for days, so you can watch all the epic battles and creations that have gone down. And if you’re feeling rebellious, check out the unofficial archives for some spicy behind-the-scenes action.

But wait, there’s more! We got Pippa and Michiru bringing the party vibes, and even a terminated character for that extra edge of danger. And if you’re into skulls and dizzy spells, Dizzy Dokuro is the one for you!

Join now and be part of the madness with Jelly and Ember leading the way. It’s like a rollercoaster of fun, with twists and turns at every corner. So what are you waiting for? Dive into this Minecraft server and let the chaos begin!

MediCraft Server: No Pay, No Heal!

aita, bad guy, bandit, cat, dad, DEFEND, Dirt, heal, hospital bill, infection, Kid, medical bill, MediCraft, mom, not paying, Pay, Permission, pet, Scratch, Server, UNTREATED, vaccination

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3636
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Towns Built:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even our cats have phone numbers and get into wild adventures! Join us for the chance to meet Bandit, the legendary cat who scratches first and asks questions later.

Picture this: you’re out for a stroll with your trusty feline companion when suddenly, a kid and his mom approach. Despite your warnings, the kid decides to pet Bandit and ends up with a scratch to remember. But wait, there’s more! The kid’s mom then demands you pay for his hospital bill because of an infection from the scratch.

But fear not, on our server, we don’t just deal with creepers and zombies – we handle crazy cat drama too! Join us for the chance to navigate through wild encounters with entitled parents, unruly kids, and of course, our mischievous Bandit. Can you handle the chaos and come out on top like a true Minecraft warrior? Join now and find out!

MommaDramaCraft

anger, Boundaries, Breakup, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, DATING, Disrespect, ex boyfriend, family, Harassment, immature, Maturity, MommaDramaCraft, relationships, Religious, Revenge, Screenshot, social media, STALKING, text messages

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1744
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of dealing with exes who can’t handle rejection? Come join our Minecraft server where we have a zero tolerance policy for toxic behavior! We don’t need any “broskis” or “kys” in our community, just good vibes and building blocks.

Our server is so amazing, even the ultra-religious moms approve of it! Just like how one player’s ex couldn’t handle being blocked and started throwing insults, but don’t worry, our player had the perfect revenge by exposing his behavior to his own mom. Talk about a plot twist!

So if you’re looking for a drama-free Minecraft experience where you can build, explore, and make new friends without any ex-boyfriend drama, then join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new crafting partner who appreciates your crocheting skills and rowdy music suggestions. Let’s block out the negativity and build a better world together!

RedstoneRepublicansMC SMP

conservative beliefs, Conservatives, current events, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, geopolitical issues, global politics, government stance, ideological shift, international relations, national interests, party loyalty, party shift, Party Support, political alignment, political controversy, political views, reddit, RedstoneRepublicansMC, russia, smp, Ukraine

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7144
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1

OMG you guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP? It’s like, the wildest server ever, I swear! So like, you gotta join because we have the most epic PvP battles and the craziest builds you’ve ever seen. Like, one time, we had this giant chicken statue that shot lasers out of its eyes, it was lit af.

And get this, there’s a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and diamonds, like, you won’t believe the stuff we have down there. And the best part is, we have this legendary player who goes by the name of DiamondDestroyer69, and he’s like, the king of the server. He once took down a whole army of creepers with just a wooden sword, it was so epic.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP ever, hit us up and we’ll hook you up with all the fun and chaos you could ever dream of. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #minecraftforlife #diamondsfordays #chickenlaserbeams

RichCraft: Diamonds & Dollars

affluent, DATING, diamonds, dollars, Elite, Extravagant, extravagant living, high class, high society, Impressive.., Lavish, Lifestyle, luxury, materialistic, MONEY, opulence, privileged, relationships, Rich, RichCraft, Upscale, Wealthy, wealthy lifestyle

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3631
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Have you ever dated a Minecraft player who’s so rich they have diamond armor for every day of the week? Join our server and experience the luxurious life of the elite Minecraft players! Our spawn area is a replica of a real-life mansion, complete with a pool filled with lava (for that extra hot tub experience).

But that’s not all! Our players have so much wealth, they use emeralds as toilet paper and build their houses out of solid gold blocks. Join now and you might just find yourself riding a diamond-encrusted pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. Don’t miss out on the chance to live like a Minecraft millionaire!

MacAttack Minecraft Server

allocation, Armed Forces, Budget, decision, Defense, Economy, Financial, France, gdp, Government, growth, INCREASE, international relations, Investment, MacAttack, Macron, military spending, Minecraft, national security, percentage, policy, Server, strategy

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5504
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where we all pretend to be french soldiers and increase our military spending in minecraft? like, we start at 2.1% but then we go all out and bump it up to 5% of our GDP. it’s like, so intense and epic, you gotta join us and show off your military strategy skills while building up your own little army in the game. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where you can roleplay as a french soldier and take over the minecraft world with your mad military skills? come join us and let’s conquer together!

CraftyPutin2020

ABC News, american history, cold war, CraftyPutin2020, current events, Diplomacy, donald trump, foreign policy, foreign relations, global politics, History, international affairs, mistake, Politics, russia, Trump administration, united states, US, US-Russia relations, Vladimir Putin, world news

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9537
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Runes Activated:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

come join our minecraft server where we make america great again by building walls around our bases to keep out the russian creepers! donald trump himself plays on our server and he’s always trying to negotiate trade deals with the villagers. one time, vladimir putin tried to grief our server but we built a giant statue of trump to scare him away. join us for the most politically charged minecraft experience ever! #buildthewall #trump2020

No Hawaiian Shirt Minecraft

business attire, casual Fridays, company policies, company traditions, corporate rules, Corporations, dress code, dress guidelines, employee attire, Hawaii, HAWAIIAN, Hawaiian Shirt Fridays, Hawaiian shirts, Minecraft, office culture, office dress code, professional attire, Shirt, work environment, workplace culture, workplace norms

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4396
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	76	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

So, like, this server is like, the craziest place ever, man. We got llamas riding pigs, and chickens wearing sunglasses. It’s like a party in a mine, dude. And get this, every Friday is “No Hawaiian Shirt Fridays” because we’re rebels like that. So if you wanna join a server where the only rule is to have a good time, then come on over and let’s get this block party started!