Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 5777 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the government of Denmark is like, totally cool with Ukraine attacking Russia? Yeah, that’s the kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll find on our server!
Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes! Our community is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us!
Plus, our staff team is made up of actual wizards who can grant your every wish (as long as it involves building epic structures and trolling your friends).
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get this party started!
