KurklessKrew Minecraft SMP – The Great Kurk Caper Hoax

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2345
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, our players decided to capture a mythical creature called a Kurk. But guess what? They failed miserably and now the Kurks are running amok all over the server! It’s like a wild Kurk party 24/7, and you definitely don’t want to miss out on the madness.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the llamas or try to overthrow their fluffy regime? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your virtual life. Just remember, when someone tells you they’ve captured the Kurks, don’t believe a word they say. It’s all just part of the madness that makes our server so ridiculously fun!

MineSecure

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6741
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

MineSecure is one of the #1 Dutch servers (formerly called AdSecure)

It’s a no lag server focusing on survival, with a great community.

Head into a teleported and start exploring. We have a Creative world, a Survival/Towny world (including the nether and end) and some Minigames aswell

Non-pvp, Grief-free and Family friendly!

If you haven’t already, join now (use 1.8.x)!

minesecure.net

Wive server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6869
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	396	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

93.91.250.109:37516

MendozaCraft

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5308
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

MendozaCraft started off as being a private server ran locally for just myself and my kids and has since grown into a fully hosted and community driven minecraft experience. We strive to provide a little bit of everything in order to provide something for everyone. Get tired of playing Survival in the main world? Just take one of the many portals leading to other worlds! Feel like playing some Paintball? You can do that! Feel like Having a boat race with some friends? You can do that too! At the moment we feature the following:

Main World – Survival 1 Creative World 1 Adventure World – Enhanced with Monster Apocalypse 1 Skylands World 1 Paintball World 1 Parkour Challenge World 1 “Fun” Amusement Park World 1 PvP World 1 Spleef Arena 2 PvP Arenas (Team Deathmatch and Team CTF) The Dropper Challenge World

mendozacraft.no-ip.org

Block Hermit

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5852
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Buildings Constructed:	49
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Ores Mined:	9908
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

No Whitelist No Grief Build right away

We are a hermit style Survival Multiplayer Server running semi-vanilla. Inspired by HermitCraft, our server grants players the freedom to work alone or work in a group. Our minimal plugins allow players to build many chunks away from each other yet still be able to visit each other within seconds! We are currently running Craftconomy3, Stables, Griefprevention, and Population Density for plugins. The server is pvp enabled but encourages cooperative play.

What is “Hermit Style”? A hermit is a recluse living off on his own and finding his own means of survival. Think of it like playing single player survival but being able to play cooperatively with other players when you need something you can’t find on your own or just being able to chat with others. Of course, this is completely optional and you may build with others as long as they want to build with you.

What does “semi-vanilla” mean? Semi-vanilla servers are basically like vanilla servers with minor plugins. This means that you will be able to play with no plugins/mods on your end and the gameplay experience from your own vanilla game will be similar to the one on the server. Our plugins are installed specifically for you to enjoy playing as vanilla as possible with grief protection and anti-out-resourcing.

Who are the OPs? We have no OP/admins! Our server features seniors who are players just like you. This is to create a more ‘player-friendly’ environment and to lessen the frequent ‘I wanna be OP’ messages. Our Seniors are all also playing on survival like any other player so it will be impossible to get non-legitimate items/blocks.

server.blockhermit.com

PsychoticCraft

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	257
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

This is a Survival PVP server with a friendly community and staff. Currently we are seeking out members willing to be an active part of the server and join our community for the simple fun of surviving and braving the elements. This server has many plugins suited for keeping griefers at bay and undoing any damage that one may cause. For protecting your house, we have an easy to use plugin called “Residents” that is available to all users. Default rank- Builder Donation ranks- VIP, Donator __________________ This server is 24/7 with a 98.9% uptime dedicated for anyone who wants a reliable server to enjoy their favorite past time in.

198.154.109.122

CruCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5474
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	13

Welcome to CruCraft, a more than a year and a half old server with an extended history now in 1.7.9! CruCraft offers the player a great faction PvP and Raiding experience, and a hybrid Kit PvP server if Faction’s isn’t your cup of tea. We also offer a hardcore Skyblock server with anti greifing tools as well as a Creative server with anti grief plots. CruCraft has a zero tolerance policy for hackers and will ban any that are found on sight. Remember to vote for us to get free stuff and more! CruCraft welcomes you and your friends to being your journey on our server!

play.crucraft.com

corpmore

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8418
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

corpmore

mc.corpmore.com

Skyblock.fi

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4367
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Welcome to Skyblock.fi!

Join today! IP: skyblock.fi

Some features:

– Experienced moderators and admins. – If you want to SkyGrid, do /usg home at server. – Lag-free and 24/7 server. – You can start your Skyblock instantly and you can invite your friends to there! – No whitelist, so you can start instantly!

Come and have fun!

skyblock.fi

AmbarCraft Vanilla

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9080
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

This is our vanilla server, for all players who want to play just pure minecraft and dont like mods or plugins. It usually runs the most recent version of minecraft, even if our main server doesnt because its waiting for an updated Bukkit. If vanilla server player count is too low we sometimes might switch to run the newest snapshot instead, to test and play around with new features of upcoming game versions.

AmbarCraft.net:25570

DoctorWhoCraft

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8806
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Star Shards Collected:	237
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Welcome to DrWhoCraft! We are a small, friendly 24/7 server. We also have TARDISes bigger on the inside! Learn more about us at drwhocraft.webs.com

208.115.245.197

ChocolateMC

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4367
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Hello and thanks for taking time to look at our amazing server we are a 100% legit server -no hacks -mods on all the time -pvp toggle -great biomes -wonderfull staff -if you guys are interested in this server please check it out 🙂 i promise you will NOT waste your time

chocolatemc.mcph.co:30916

PVPCraft

Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3980
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

PvPcraft

free TARDIS server

survival server including TARDIS plugin and towny.

Join your fellow time lords in an epic journey across space and time in the wonderful terrain pvpcraft has to offer. Journy across multiple worlds in a way you could previously only imagine.

pvpcraft.ca

ZoneCraft – PVP/NOPVP

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9290
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Server open 24 hours – 0 lag PVP/NOPVP, Plots, Factions, Events and Much More! We will wait for you.

75.102.46.75:25665

PunchGuts

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4029
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Zombie Dances:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Void Armor Forged:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Join the Punchguts community for an action packed adventure or to simply show off your creativity. Our popular features include:

— HUNGERGAMES (with a twist) Pick from an abundance of kits to help you fight to survive. To help with this, You’re able to mine/place blocks for added material to help you get your way to the top.

— PVP (Factions) PVP1 is an abandoned city full of loot – if you happen to find it first! PVP2, an older, regular amplified world. Get members to become powerful, and claim land to become rich!

— PVE Explore the two worlds of PVE, regular or amplified world to gather resources and fight monsters. You can also claim chunks of land to protect your stuff!

–CREATIVE Show off your creative side! Amazing builders will be recognized, having the possibility of getting the Builder rank. (200) x (200) Sized plots!

mc.punchguts.com

Redstone Oinkcraft

Creative

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8401
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Emeralds Found:	6486	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

If you are in Creative one time, and want to play survival the next minute? Well instead of switching your IP to another server, just type /spawn and enter another portal! All worlds use the same chat channels, so you can still talk to friends. We have Creative, Survival, Parkour, In the making of a redstone world and a Pixelart world, anyone has access to the Pixelart world but you need to donate for a plot there. Thanks for your support!

play.redstoneoinkcraft.com