KurklessKrew Minecraft SMP – The Great Kurk Caper Hoax

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, our players decided to capture a mythical creature called a Kurk. But guess what? They failed miserably and now the Kurks are running amok all over the server! It’s like a wild Kurk party 24/7, and you definitely don’t want to miss out on the madness.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the llamas or try to overthrow their fluffy regime? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your virtual life. Just remember, when someone tells you they’ve captured the Kurks, don’t believe a word they say. It’s all just part of the madness that makes our server so ridiculously fun!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Billionaire City

Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

OUT NOW IN BETA JOIN OUR DISCORD to be updated and get the free OG Rank! THIS AWAITS YOU IN BILLIONAIRE CITY: – Optimized Economy System made for maximum competitiveness – Houses, Plots and Apartments that you can either rent, buy or lease to other players – A new and well thought-through Job system that will get you going right away We are looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Potions Brewed:	23	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Germania

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla Minecraft server with a friendly community, join to create your own nation or to just vibe. In order to join first you need to be whitelisted by joining discord server!https://discord.gg/AnZWq8yA7Y

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Emeralds Found:	8250	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

ComfyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Awesome features such as: 1. Version 1.19.2 2. Anti Grief/Land Claiming 3. Keep Inventory / EXP 4. Awesome Voting System and Ranks 5. Jobs and Economy 6. MCMMO 7. Bonus Top Voters Rewards 8. Awesome Crates 9. Lottery 10. Auctions 11. Shops and Player Shops 12. Custom Enchants + more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SoFurry Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

SoFurry Minecraft is a vanilla minecraft server that strives to bring people close together for some fun, clean minecraft fun. We are a growing network, backed by the popular furry website, SoFurry.com. Everyone is welcome on our server, furry or not, and we have plenty for people to do; whether you want to work jobs to make money and buy things in player or admin shops, or if you want to level up skills to multiply your ores, the possibilities are endless!NOTE: We plan to expand into the modded minecraft scene by the end of the year, but until then, our vanilla server is more than happy to accept you!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Potions Brewed:	198

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Spinalcraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Hello there!The Spinalcraft Network is a small Minecraft network that has been in operation since late 2013. We feature currently two servers, Legacy and Ascension! Legacy is our original world, dating back to 2013, featuring many great builds over the life span of Minecraft. Ascension was started in January of 2022 with the Cave’s and Cliff’s update, and still has many new memories to make!We pride ourselves on having a small but friendly community! Many of us have been playing on Spinalcraft for many years, and we welcome all with a similar mindset!We are a mature network, while we like to have fun, we also protect our own. Our server’s are semi-vanilla with minimal changes to the vanilla experience, and we have a host of anti-grief plugins. As such, we are known for being tough on those that grief or ruffle feathers in our community!If your looking for a server than you can feel like your apart of a community, we welcome you to join!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Chimeras Created:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Keinett

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

Keinett is a multi-server Minecraft community, we host the following game modes:– Skywars – Paintball – KitPvP (Arena) – Hunger Games – Prison – Factions – Skyblock – Creative – KC1 (Survival building challenges) – More to come!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

FAIZ SMP

Economy, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Whitelist

FAIZ SMP V1 (beta test server)server mode : 1. Survival Slimefun 2. Skyblock 3. Acid IslandINFORMATION Ip : faizsmp.my.id webite : https://faizsmp.my.id/ You Can help Me Improve The Server : https://dsc.gg/faiz-smp

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

ArborMC

Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updates! On ArborMC we care so much about the community, and our goal is to make all of our players happy by listening to suggestions, and making sure everyone is having fun! We are constantly updating the server so you never get bored! Socials We have a TikTok Account and a Youtube Channel that we post our community in, and our videos are very funny you would love them! We are also very active on discord! Player Experience The Player Experience on ArborMC I must say is the best, in our community you can interact with players by dueling others or selling stuff on the auction house! We even offer coin flips so if you’re feeling risky you can gamble your money! How to join on bedrock? The ip is play.arbormc.co and the port is 25565 https://discord.gg/yDQcppySVS

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	20	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PhantasyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

PhantasyMC is a Minecraft server on Java 1.20.2 with a focus on adventure, community, and fantasy fun! Here’s what to expect: Anti-grief Claims Cosmetics Crates Custom Enchants Discord Events Economy Fantasy Family Friendly Jobs LGBTQ Pride MCMMO Quests Resource Mines Seasonal Events/Tournaments Voting Join our Discord to follow our plans and suggest new ideas!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

TerraMC

Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to TerraMC! Engage in geopolitics and build grand cities from the ground up on TerraMC’s Earth map. With a stable economy ran by the gold ingot, you can do lots in a server like ours. Our server features all aspects of Earth and Towny servers combined!If you’re tired of playing on servers where geopolitics, building, and PvP can’t seem to come together, then TerraMC is the perfect place to play on for you! The server features an Earth map where 1 block is 500 real-life meters. Currency is based on the Gold Ingot, where you are able to mine it from the ground, sell items for it, or vote for the server in order to create and run a town or nation.With plugins like McMMO, the fun is expanded even more for those players who like to engage in the daily grind for resources! Our server also features Brewery, where you can create numerous drinks with many new effects. There are so many more things that we feature that expands the quality of life for all players!Come on down and experience Earth Towny at it’s greatest at play.terramc.io

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Divine Spears Created:	21	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CosmicX

Creative, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

CosmicX is a creative server with 512×512 plots, an open freebuild world, towny survival and private survival SMP worlds.Features include: – Free worldedit (no need to vote for it) – Free voxelsniper – Free goBrush usage – Free goPaint usage – Huge head decoration database over 50,000 heads! – Free, unlimited redstone – No lag (Average TPS of 20.0)(Timings of a constant 20 tps) – Regularly updated- Events

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

OnePlanet

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Vanilla

Welcome to OnePlanet! We are a brand new Earth server! Create your own town, make friends, or make enemies! Time shall tell…We offer: ▪ Voting ▪ 1:1500 Earth Map ▪ Lands ▪ Live map ▪ Custom enchants ▪ Custom mining experience ▪ Custom fishing experience ▪ Much, much more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

To End All Wars

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

The Official To End All Wars Server!The world in the 1800’s, a time of innovation and industrialization, and now it’s up to you to guide your own nation to greatness in this hostile world!The create mod offers the ability to make wonderful machines and the recruits mod allows you to field large armies and gear them up using your industrial might. Engage in wars to take down your enemies or unite players around you under your banner.We are currently testing our server on a european 1:1000 map, players needed!You can find the modpack either on this curseforge link (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/toendallwars), on the curseforge app or you can download it manually from our discord server!Want to take a peek at what’s happening? Check out the dynmap!: playteawbeta.apexmc.co:1848/Also, join the subreddit! r/ToEndAllWars

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	782224	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

ForestSurvival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

A peaceful place to mine and build Claim land earn more while online, shops and crates to win items; ranks, claim blocks, money or rare items. Make your own warps you your shop or home

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Zombie Dances:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Emerald Earth

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Emerald Earth is a Towny based war oriented Earth survival server! You can conquer land, slaughter your enemies, make treaties, rank up, create crazy cool armor and wage war!Server IP: mc.emeraldearth.us Bedrock Port: 19132Server Version: 1.20.2-1.20.4

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Magic Items Found:	6135
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.