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Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 3130 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
we got ex-bodyguards running around keeping the peace and making sure no creepers blow up our precious buildings! they’re like the secret service of minecraft, but with more blocky graphics and less actual danger 😂
if you wanna feel safe while mining for diamonds and building epic castles, this is the server for you! plus, you never know when putin himself might pop in to say hi and give you a virtual high five 🙌
so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, the only thing scarier than a zombie horde is putin’s ex-bodyguard on patrol! 🤪🤪🤪